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Shane Hollander 
@ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
I would like to extend a formal complaint to @OttawaTattooConvention. We have been located in an unfavorable position for three years in a row. Please fix this.
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Rose Landry @rosietat · 12:22 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
shane… you know it’s random and we cant do anything about it. You’ve been asking every year 😭
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 12:25 Replying to @rosietat
I will keep trying. This is ridiculous.
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPTAT · 12:28 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
Shane buddy you gotta let this go
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ilya
@rozanovtattoo
sorry, котенок. Maybe if you ask nicely?))) @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 12:37 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
I am not talking to you.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 12:39 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
but you are replying, yes)))
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 12:41 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
I am talking to @OttawaTattooConvention.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 12:43 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
maybe I will talk to Ottawa convention and tell them nice boy Hollander is bullying colleagues((
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 12:45 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
I will murder you in your sleep.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 12:48 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
you wanna get into my bed??? At least dinner first зайчик
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Svetlana @svetatat · 12:52 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
ilya stop harassing Hollander AGAIN
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Groupchat: I hate Rozanov
Today
Hayden:
Shane for such a mature guy changing the group name every time convention approaches is very silly.
Shane:
Not my fault.
I need somewhere to vent. I can't do another convention like that.
Rose:
the exchange on twt was funny thooo
kotenok means kitten!! you look like an angry kitten sometimes
Shane:
Rose I will fire you.
Rose:
i am your best friend you can't fire me its the law
Shane:
Last time I checked there was no "Don't fire your best friend" law.
Rose:
good luck finding someone else who will listen to you whine about rozanov all day lmaooo
Shane:
You're walking the wire right now.
Hayden:
she's right though shane. You get so whiny every time con approaches
what if he teases you a bit? Play along. he wants you to react
Shane:
I don't want to be associated with him OR his tattoos.
When we booth next to them he is so messy and I go crazy just looking at him.
And I absolutely hate his style. We are too different. And that's why I don't understand why we have to be located in the same row NEXT TO EACH OTHER every year.
Rose:
maybe the organizer ships you two
Shane:
To where?
Rose:
my sweet summer child...
Hayden:
It's an enemies to lovers au.
Rose:
and who tf taught you that
Hayden:
Jackie.
Rose:
fair enough. but hayd's right there's tenssioooonn sometimes
Shane:
What the fuck.
No? Never in a million years.
Groupchat: Hollander Love Club
Today
Sveta:
ilya
i was gonna tell you to play it nice this year but you already fucked up 😢
Troy:
Another year of Shane Hollander's eyes burning the back of our heads!
Ilya:
you wish he was staring at you troy
i think its only at me
(😈)
Sveta:
i dont understand what your goal is, ilya
is it a weird mating ritual
you've been arguing for years w no reason
Ilya:
there is no reason
i enjoy when he reacts
he is soo cute his face all angry like kitty
but also he said my style sucks. so fuck him also
Troy:
I bet you'd like that
Ilya:
i do not want to fuck Hollander
Troy:
Yeah sure
Ilya:
no
Troy:
So i can ask him out then this year?
I will tattoo your eyelids in your sleep
Troy:
...man.
Sveta:
ilya you are embarassing
Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
Convention starting today! Come get your tattoos from me, @HaydenPTAT and @rosietat. Proper traditional old-school from trusted artists. No new-age stuff.
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Rose Landry @rosietat · 9:05 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
you're asking for it atp shane
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPTAT · 9:12 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
DM me for bookings and get ready to witness the strangest flirting two people have ever developed
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 9:15 Replying to @HaydenPTAT
What are you saying Hayden
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ilya
@rozanovtattoo
i hear little котенок meow about bad new age tattoo((( sorry cybersigilism is sexy
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troy @barrettattoo · 9:35 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
Please. Couldn’t you at least wait until we made our promo tweet?
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 9:38 Replying to @barrettattoo
no kitten didnt seem to want to wait
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Svetlana @svetatat · 9:42 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
i kind of wanna pull all my hair off already
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Rose Landry @rosietat · 9:45 Replying to @svetatat
tbh? Same here
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Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
My employees are fraternizing with the enemy.
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Rose Landry @rosietat · 2:24 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
it's bc you're blind to the truth little shaney
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 2:28 Replying to @rosietat
I am returning the custom chair I ordered for you.
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Rose Landry @rosietat · 2:32 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
noooo my beautiful best friendd aahahah so kind and talented and graceful and absolutely not a pain in the ass sometimes
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 2:35 Replying to @rosietat
This doesn't feel genuine.
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ilya
@rozanovtattoo
get your tattoos here! with @barrettattoo and @svetatat as always. you will be walking away with a piece which is modern and progressive! Dm to book
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Svetlana @svetatat · 2:42 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
i cant believe you you are so stupid
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 2:45 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
You call this a sexy tattoo?
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 2:48 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
At least this doesnt look like you vote for yellow america man
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ilya
@rozanovtattoo
this is what you get when you go to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist. You become divorced homophobic dad
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPTAT · 2:58 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
Don’t tell Shane. This is so fucking funny
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Groupchat: I Hate Rozanov
Today
Shane:
I am going crazy.
Rose:
he is so fucking funnyyyy shane you gotta fuck him or i’ll do it
Rose you are a lesbian.
Rose:
and?
Hayden:
I agree with the funny part
not with the fucking part
But yeah, maybe you should drop the animosity and try being friends
Rose:
i think shaney here would rather die
Shane:
I don’t wanna be his friend nor be associated with him
He is annoying and rude and loud and he does all these fucking scribbles that make no sense while insulting real traditional tattoo art
Rose:
notice how you didnt say ugly
Hayden:
also Shane there is a thing called taste. You insulted him first this time
Rose:
i also do less trad pieces many times ☹
Shane:
Yeah. But yours aren’t ugly.
You wouldn’t be working at my studio if they were.
Hayden:
I don’t think they’re ugly. He’s one of the top artists in that niche and you know it
Rose:
yeah Sveta told me he had a cult following back in Russia
Shane:
...You talk with the enemy.
Rose:
shane if you have problems socializing with rozanov it doesnt mean we cant talk to him or troy or svetlana
Rose:
also YOU talk to Troy and Svetlana!! ur just a pussy when it comes to ilya lol
Rose:
and you are COMPLETELY NORMAL with Troy?
Shane:
I don’t have ‘problems socializing’. I am autistic.
Hayden:
Notice how that feels like a contradiction
Hayden:
/kj . jk? What were those tone things. I am joking Shane
Shane:
Thank you. This time I could tell because the joke was fucking terrible.
Hayden:
well aren’t you a ball of sunshine!
Rose:
you just have unresolved sexual tension.
solve it
Shane:
I already told you both no. It’s not like that.
Rose:
yeah keep telling yourself that buddy
🔒 Shane
@ShanePrivateAccount
God i fucking hate him I hate that he is talented this is so fucking difficult to do properly and I even like his fucking cyber sigil things and he is so hot fuck it. Fuck my life
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ilya
@rozanovtat
also friend reminder that you should come to us if you want a tattoo like mine. everyone say @svetatat is beautiful talented goddess
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Svetlana @svetatat · 3:12 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
i remember you cried like a little bitch when i gave u this lmaooo
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 3:15 Replying to @svetatat
art is pain sveta that is why i suffer every day because i am a work of art
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troy @barrettattoo · 3:18 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
*friendly reminder
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 3:20 Replying to @barrettattoo
ah so you are xenophobe?
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troy @barrettattoo · 3:22 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
WHAT
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🔒 Shane @ShanePrivateAccount · 3:25 Replying to @rozanovtattoo
Jesus Christ.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 3:27
who is secret reply i cannot read
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iOS Chat: Rose
Today
Shane:
Rose stop it.
🍆🍑💦❌
🥳
🍆💦💦💦
i saw u making faces at your phone. do not deny it
Shane:
I was looking at funny tiktoks.
yeah on ilya’s twitter page
Shane:
It came up on my tl. Drop it.
you saw and you likeeeed itttt
i saw u getting blushy blushy
Shane:
i didn’t blush. It’s just cramped here and hot and stuff.
yeah and the stuff are ilya’s massive titis
Shane:
SHJUUTR UPL.
Shut up. Sorry.
this is so fucking funny ilya is rightttt youre so easy to rile up
Shane:
This is cyberbullying.
Groupchat: Hollander Love Club
Today
Troy:
My beautiful coworkers and friends
i come bearing news
good or bad? You decide
i bumped into Ottawacon’s organizers
and they told me starting from tomorrow we’re gonna share the booth with Hollander’s entourage. Like physically sharing. Bc of crowd management issues?
i didnt listen until the end yea
Sveta:
oh my fucking god i feel impending doom but also excitement
Ilya:
how the fuck are we gonna work with him??
Ilya:
i take my work very seriously and he thinks i am talentless asshole
maybe he will nag in my ear bla bla bla all day or look at my art like it sucks
that i do not like
Troy:
i don’t think he will go that far. He is extremely particular and careful with his work
i think it could be a chance to see eye to eye
what eye. I am taller
Troy:
oh for fucks sake I mean to solve your weird rivalry
Sveta:
and your sexual tension <3
Ottawa Tattoo Convention
@ottawatatcon
[INFO] From today 10/06, the booths 1221 and 1220 will be merged. For bookings, contact directly @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist and @rozanovtat. Happy convention day to all!
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 3:32 Replying to @ottawatatcon
What? @ottawatatcon
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 3:33 Replying to @ottawatatcon
There must be a mistake. @ottawatatcon delete
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 3:36 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
come on котенок. let’s be professionals. i’m not very excited about this either
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 3:39 Replying to @rozanovtat
Will you stop calling me that? We are not friends.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 3:42 Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
but you meow meow all the time... meow rozanov does bad tattoos... meow i need attention from sexy russian((((
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🔒 Илья
@russianstallion
i am so excited 😈
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