whathehell
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The Cbat Saga and bad sex by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya and Shane need to know if Cbat is as bad as it sounds for science. It goes about as well as could be expected.
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- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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Booth and Brennan are called out to investigate a body that was found on an old military test piloting site.
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Is that Shane Hollander??? by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
19 Feb 2026
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Someone found child Shane in Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Twitter has thoughts about it.
Credit to the creators of Pork Hollander and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter for making this fic be in the realm of possibility.
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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Cuz Baby I'm the Giver by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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Shane is minding his business in the kitchen making his smoothie when he starts hearing country music coming from their room upstairs. Eventually Ilya's deep voice could be heard singing along to the chorus as he walks down the stairs to where he's standing. That's when the lyrics register.
Credit to Chappell Roan for the lyrics of the song "The Giver" and the inspiration for this story.
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If your heart wears thin, I will hold you up, and I will hide you, when it gets too rough by whathehell
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
22 Mar 2025
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There was the sound of the floorboards shifting at the door, as if someone was putting their weight back and forth between their legs, nervously debating on if they should knock or just walk away.
Shauna took a long deep breath before raising her voice. “Who is it?”If it’s Misty, claiming that she needs to check up on her again for the hundredth time, she’s gonna throw her shoe at her.
The door slowly creaked open as a honey blonde head of hair became visible from behind it.
“Hey.” She waited for Shauna to nod before walking in the room the whole way. “I know that we’re still kind of… angry at each other right now, but-” She swallowed while she quickly looked away before looking back at her, suddenly confident. She’s looking at her in the eyes, her chin is up and her lips are pressed tightly together. “Look. You’re still my best friend, and you have a kid now. And because I know that we’re going to get over this fight eventually, because Jeff isn’t shit. And I wanna be here for you and the little guy.”
AKA, Jackie and wilderness baby live and we get to imagine the consequences of it.
Also the title is a quote from the lyrics of Beside You by Marianas Trench
Series
- Part 1 of Survival
Recent series
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Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse by whathehell
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
22 Feb 2026
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Interview with the Vampire as viewed by the general viewer by whathehell
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 Sep 2024
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This series will follow various characters within the Interview With the Vampire universe and is gonna have many parts that are loosely connected (so you don't have to read them all if you don't want to lol).
Enjoy!
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I feel more free than I have in years (six feet in the ground) by fowles
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
17 Oct 2023
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Without the crash, without the tragedy, Jackie and Shauna head to college separately.
A reunion told over four years.
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- English
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Bookmarked by whathehell
23 Feb 2025
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This is amazing. Please read it! I love this so much!
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Don't Look Back by acuteneurosis
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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One more chance, little sun, you deserve one more chance.
After Luke died battling Kylo Ren, he woke up to find himself back as an eight-year-old on Tatooine.
With all his memories still in tact, for now, he sets off to change the future he originally failed and save all that he cares for by fixing the past as soon as possible...with his main sight on his bringing his father, who he believes is the true Chosen One, back to the Light and to restore peace before the war ever truly starts.
Except, nothing is that easy nor that simple for a Skywalker as every choice he makes causes a ripple affect that will change everything he has come to expect and alters the very Force itself.
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I’ll Believe in Anything (Except That) by Vardic
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.
In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.
No one believes them.
Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.
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the @rozsgf playbook by bestbeforeapril
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and @rozsgf losing their internet connection the exact second the Metros and the Raiders hit the ice.
The other fans are starting to notice.
aka: Shane Hollander, who definitely does not run an Ilya Rozanov fan account, runs one of the biggest Ilya Rozanov fan accounts on the internet and somehow keeps getting accused of being a Montreal Metros fan
Series
- Part 4 of felt cute, might delete