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Shane Hollander
@ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
First day of convention. Highly advise booking your slots quickly before I completely lose my mind and choose retirement instead.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 12:11 PM Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
i will sue for defamation, котенок
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 12:13 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
Did I ever mention you? Do you feel called out?
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 12:15 PM Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
mmmm no need to mention I know when post is about me
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 12:16 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
Again, I never mentioned you. My new machine parts didn’t come in time. AND you are also there.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 12:18 PM Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
hmmm yet somehow conversation always returns to ilya. curious. I send you text
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Chat with: Unknown Number
Today
Unknown:
You have subscribed to “XXX Stallion81 Videos” premium tier for 500$! Press 1 to confirm, type NO to withdraw
Shane:
???
NO
Unknown:
Thank you for upgrading to Platinum tier! 1000$ will be deducted from your saving account.
Shane:
NO
NO
Unknown:
Thank you for your purchase.
Shane:
what the fuck is this
Unknown:
polite Canada boy Hollander swearing?
Shane:
Who is this? Delete the subscription
Unknown:
its me Hollander
stallion81
wanna go for a ride
Shane:
how do you know my name?? Please delete the subscription I did not join any channels.
Unknown:
Hollander its me oh my god why would you reply to an internet scam
are you 80 year old grandma
rozanov
Shane:
.
What the fuck? How do you have my number
Ilya:
I asked rose landry very nice girl
Shane:
And she gave you my number like that? Wow. Ok.
Ilya:
btw. i text you because of parts.
they just arrived.
Shane:
Ok. And?
Ilya:
i have spare. i know what machine you use
Shane:
Are they like. Bad quality? Broken?
Ilya:
wtf. no???
why would I buy shitty machine parts
Shane:
Why would you give them to me
Ilya:
you need them new? or else you get all shaky. I give you mine
Shane:
Oh. That’s nice
Thanks
Ilya:
i would not want you to not be able to work. Many people love your tattoos
Shane:
Uhm. Yeah. I’m glad.
I’m sure many people love yours too.
Thank you, Rozanov.
Ilya:
you are welcome. let’s try and have a nice time this year.
Shane:
Yeah. You're right.
🔒Shane
@ShanePrivateAccount
Why is he being nice to me. WhyyyWHYWHY It’s so much easier to pretend when he is an asshole.
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🔒Shane @ShanePrivateAccount · 1:04 PM
How does he know what machine I use?? How does he have the exact right parts? Jesus
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🔒 Илья
@russianstallion
I hope sveta will never question why I bought 200 dollars of spare machine parts for a machine we do not use
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🔒 Илья @russianstallion · 2:47 PM
nevermind Troy asked and now I have to kill him
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Svetlana
@svetatat
day one over! no one died so I'd say this is a win
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troy @barrettattoo · 8:22 PM Replying to @svetatat
Why am I not in this pic
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Svetlana @svetatat · 8:24 PM Replying to @barrettattoo
ilya said you don't deserve it. not my idea
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troy @barrettattoo · 8:25 PM Replying to @svetatat
WHAT DID I EVEN DO
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 8:27 PM Replying to @barrettattoo
sit in the corner and think about it
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troy @barrettattoo · 8:29 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
man you're so annoying
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 8:30 PM Replying to @barrettattoo
me? I am perfect angel. go say this to Hollander who keeps nagging me about fire safety hazard
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Svetlana @svetatat · 8:31 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
you like him so much you have to bring him up in every conversation?
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🔒 Илья
@russianstallion
I DO NOT LIKE HIMMM maybe I would if he didn't treat me like i am physical embodiment of Chernobyl
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🔒 Илья @russianstallion · 1:16 AM
maybe just a little though
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🔒 Илья @russianstallion · 1:17 AM
no. definitely not just like seeing his nose scrunch under his cute little freckles when he is angry
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🔒 Илья @russianstallion · 1:19 AM
... who the fuck am i trying to fool i am talking in stupid private account i have had this stupid crush for three years
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Groupchat: I hate Rozanov
Today
Hayden:
Shane look
Shane:
What does he even gain from it. I’m speechless
Rose:
sveta’s right though
it’s weird. you both are behaving weirdly
but he is behaving even weirder. hes like a schoolboy with a crush sometimes
Shane:
I swear there is nothing. We tried talking normally years ago and we didn’t match at all.
and then this thing got bigger and bigger
we just irritate each other. That’s all
Hayden:
But isn’t it frustrating?
Maybe without this stupid rivalry thing you’d be best friends
Rose:
maybe more <3
Shane:
Rose, stop.
No.
Rose:
ok :((
Shane:
Honestly at times it is frustrating.
but what can I do about it? He is nice one day and the other three he does everything he can to irritate me.
He clearly doesn’t want to be friends and he showed it the first time we talked.
Rose:
who knows what you’re losing though…
hes funny and nice. like the other two
Hayden:
now I wouldn’t say he is nice
Rose:
Hayden you just hate him by proxy shut up
Hayden:
he called my lineart wobbly!
Shane:
It was wobbly, Hayd.
Hayden:
oh so it’s fuck you Hayden day today
Rose:
you are so sensitive that’s why rozanov chirps youuu loll
Shane:
Anyway. Just drop it. He told me to try and have a nice time this year.
I hope he keeps his word
Rose Landry
@rosietat
rest timeeee! @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist looking cute and cozy
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 2:18 PM Replying to @rosietat
Rose when did you take this.
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Rose Landry @rosietat · 2:19 PM Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
5 minutes ago?? you are looking at the camera??
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 2:21 PM Replying to @rosetattoo
I was dissociating.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 2:25 PM Replying to @rosietat @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
no rest. gotta work hard we have shared funds now. like spouses
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 2:28 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
Worry about your wonky satanic scriptures. Not my work.
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 2:30 PM Replying to @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist
WONKY SATANIC SCRIPTURES oh my god Hollander you are killing me
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🔒 Илья
@russianstallion
mmmghh he is so funny and he looks so good in those glasses I can barely function.
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ilya
@rozanovtattoo
new day! waiting for you all.
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Svetlana @svetatat · 3:32 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
put on a shirt and come to work??? tf
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troy @barrettattoos · 3:42 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo @svetatat
What sveta said.
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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderTattooArtist · 3:52 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
Fuck. [This tweet has been deleted.]
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Chat with: Rose
Today
Rose:
fuck what shane
shane
shane fuck!!! fuck what my little gay boy
Shane:
Do Not call me that?
Jesus.
Rose:
or fuck who*
Shane:
I mistweeted. misclicked. Autocorrect
Rose:
yeah your finger slipped and wrote ‘fuck’
under a sexy ilya rozanov picture
yeah. i totally believe you!
Shane:
Rose. Don’t start.
Rose:
YOU tweeted FUCK
not me!
Shane:
it was a mistake. Don’t mention it again.
How did you even see that?
Rose:
i have your notifs on
Shane:
Why???
Rose:
you are my best friend 🥺
Shane:
Oh. That's sweet. :)
Rose:
i was just waiting for you to pull something like this to screenshot it
Shane:
Fuck you Rose.
🔒 Shane
@ShanePrivateAccount
Jesus Christ end me now if you ever will. You hate gay people after all.
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🔒 Shane @ShanePrivateAccount · 4:07 PM
Of all the times I could’ve tweeted on the wrong account...
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🔒 Shane@ShanePrivateAccount · 4:09 PM
Ok sue me. He is so fucking hot and I HAVE EYES.
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❤️
Shane Hollander liked @rozanovtattoo’s post.
🔒 Илья
@russianstallion
i cant believe he liked the thirst trap?? help????
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Groupchat: I hate Rozanov
Today
Rose:
👀
shaney? i saw that
Shane:
Rose.
Hayden:
Yes yes we know it
your finger slipped
Right on Rozanov’s tit pic
A coincidence!
Rose:
it slipped TWO TIMES IN A ROW
maybe you shouldn’t tattoo? if you have shaky hands?
Hayden:
can be a safety hazard.
Shane:
It means nothing. it’s a picture. My finger slipped.
The UX design is bad.
Rose:
what the fuck do you know about ux design shane
i am soooo sorry your self imposed mortal enemy is unbelievably hot
and seems to be weirdly obsessed with you
a tragedy!
Hayden:
Is the enemies to lovers part finally here?
is there like a half way through section
Enemies to mild acquaintances
Svetlana
@svetatat
it was going too well. i should’ve expected it.
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Rose Landry @rosietat · 6:18 PM Replying to @svetatat
yeah i usually defend rozanov w shane because it all seems to be in good fun but this is low
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPTAT · 6:20 PM Replying to @svetatat
I am literally frozen in shock??
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Svetlana @svetatat · 6:22 PM
tbh guys. same. im beating ilya up
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troy
@barrettattoo
Ok so everyone keeps coming to the booth just to ask what happened so: storytime?
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troy @barrettattoo · 6:32 PM
Everything was going smoothly. even more than usual. Ilya and Hollander were interacting civilly. then a client approaches Hollander to discuss a tattoo. you know. The usual things you do at a TATTOO CON
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troy @barrettattoo · 6:35 PM
suddenly Ilya comes over to Hollander’s and starts joking with the client. Saying he can do that better and make it look more modern and idk what he said at this point I was already sweating
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troy @barrettattoo · 6:38 PM
the client says ‘okay fine then’ and comes to our side of the booth to get tattooed. and let me tell you Hollander is not taking this good
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troy @barrettattoo · 6:41 PM
He throws Ilya the most disappointed look ever and just says “happy now?” before storming off. and Ilya is just standing there like a dumbass. You know when you pretend to give food to a dog and you have nothing in your hand and the dog looks at you like you just did 9/11.
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troy @barrettattoo · 6:45 PM
so now Hollander is nowhere to be found and Ilya is sulking BAD and we are all even more stressed. This has been Troy Barrett with the morning news
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Sveta
@svetatat
this is @rozanovtattoo now
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 7:52 PM Replying to @svetatat
idk what happened I did not mean that
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Hayden Pike @HaydenPTAT · 7:55 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
Nothing much! You just destroyed every possibility to ever have any kind of relationship with Shane forever
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ilya @rozanovtattoo · 7:56 PM Replying to @HaydenPTAT
:(
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Rose Landry @rosietat · 7:58 PM Replying to @rozanovtattoo
pushed the wrong buttons buddy
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🔒 Илья
@russianstallion
i am going to kill myself I did not mean that I just wanted to joke around and see his cute angry face
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🔒 Илья @russianstallion · 8:07 PM
of course im an artist too. even if our styles clash I know how it feels to be rejected. I do not know what to do
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🔒 Илья @russianstallion · 8:10 PM
I understand if he never talks to me again. I ruin everything as I always do
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🔒 Shane
@ShanePrivateAccount
I cannot believe this. I can’t believe him. You tell me we’ll try to have a nice time and I actually believe you for once. And guess where that got me.
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🔒 Shane @ShanePrivateAccount · 9:16 PM
deep down I thought we were making innocent fun of each other. It was almost fun lately. Seems like I got the wrong memo.
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🔒 Shane @ShanePrivateAccount · 9:18 PM
He should know how it feels, fuck. He should.
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