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    29 Jun 2026

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    There was something wrong with Shane Hollander.

    He had known it since he was young.

    Most people-most kids, in general-had different hobbies and interests. Their attention drifted from one thing to another. They became fascinated with something for a few weeks, only to abandon it for the next shiny obsession that caught their eye.

    Shane had never been like that.

    When it came to him, there was only ever one thing: hockey.

    Obsessive.

    That was the word most people used when referring to his temperament.

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    29 Jun 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    The codependent, childhood best friend’s version of Shane and Ilya, where Shane speaks Russian and Ilya is his personal guard dog (he bites). These two grew up close and only grow closer through the mutual discovery and nurturing of Shane Hollander’s love of pain, delivered specifically by the hand of Ilya Rozanov.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Well over a decade after retirement the public knows Ilya as the picture perfect devoted husband and father. When he's announced as a presenter and commentator for the Olympics as hosted by Toronto one online joke reminds the general public how fucking insane he used to be. Everyone under 35 struggles to square the Ilya Rozanov-Hollander they know today with Ilya Rozanov of the 2010s, fuckboy supreme.

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    28 Jun 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    He is viscerally aware of how fast the time is running out for him to finally land a job that will grant him a visa to stay in Canada longterm, his student one running out in a few months time – right after graduation. His stomach churns at the mere possibility of going back to Russia, even temporarily. Not only because of Russia, not even only because of his family, but also because of Shane.

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    Or; Approaching the end of his university degree, Ilya is desperately looking for a job so he can stay in Canada after his student visa runs out. Shane realizes his boyfriend hasn't even considered the most obvious solution. That's okay, though, Shane will let him know.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    "Shane plays hard to get and takes it way too far"-verse
    The main story is done but will be adding some additional scenes when I feel like it
    (not gonna be in chronological order)

    If you wanna read chronologically, so far:
    1: The 5 Steps of Playing Hard to Get
    2: How to Destress After a Long Week
    3: How to Lock Down your Man

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane is a serial killer, which should probably scare Ilya off.

    It doesn't.

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    26 Jun 2026

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  8. Public Bookmark 67

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    The best time to do it, really, would be just before Rozanov headed back to Moscow. His American friends would think he’d headed home early, and his family in the old country would believe he had stayed in the states longer. The confusion would delay the manhunt a precious few days, enough for Shane to be sure he was well away from the fallout.

    So that’s when he would do it, he decided. He would kill Rozanov after one of them won Rookie of the Year.

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    Shane has successfully gotten away with murder twice by the time he meets Ilya Rozanov, and he’s convinced the man will be his perfect hat trick. After all, such a powerful obsession with Rozanov must go beyond sexual. It must be the urge to kill. It has to be.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Ilya
    Guess what

    Shane
    What?

    Ilya
    We are getting married tomorrow!!

    Shane
    Oh shit, I meant to tell you
    A thing came up, sorry!
    Totally unavoidable

    Ilya
    SHANE

    or: Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    A collection of unrelated fics featuring jealous hollanov because I don't think we can ever have enough of these mfkers being jealous.

    You don't have to read them in any particular order.

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    26 Jun 2026

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  12. Public Bookmark 35

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    Ilya was grinning way too big for Shane’s liking.

    Shane raised his eyebrows at him. “What do you want?”

    Ilya’s smile grew inexplicably wider. “The question is, moya lyubov,” he raised his other arm so that both of Shane’s shoulders now rested beneath his hands, “what do you want?”

    Shane rolled his eyes. “Ugh, you’re infuriating. I don’t want anything, it was just a question.”

    Ilya waited patiently, eyes still locked on Shane’s.

    Shane threw both his hands up in the air and dropped them heavily. “Fucking, fine, you weirdo,” he sighed. “I’ve never smoked before and I was just curious how it feels. That’s all.”

    “Yes,” Ilya nodded, because he could read Shane way too well and obviously had gathered all of that already. His menacing smile wavered for a second, his eyes softening. “And you want me to tell you or…?”

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    Or: Shane and Ilya get high at the cottage.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “I am sorry,” he says. “I am not trying to fight. I just don’t like the idea of you not being okay and me not knowing, even when I am in the same place as you.”

    That Shane can understand. He wouldn’t like it if their positions were reversed, after all, if he thought Ilya was potentially in danger and he was in the next room over drinking champagne and making smalltalk. He sees Ilya go somewhere in his head sometimes, sees him retreat inwards, sees him check out even if his body is still there, going so deep inside that he doesn’t even catch Shane’s eye for a bit even when something funny happens, too far away for Shane to reach him.

    But it’s also not like he can just go up and grab Ilya by the arm and pull him away from the party, not without inviting speculation and a whisper storm. He doesn’t have that right, doesn’t have that privilege, to potentially need Ilya or be needed by Ilya and be able to just pull him away.

    It’s moments like these that Shane feels the weight of their secret like a physical thing.

    (5 times shane and ilya couldn't be openly together and 1 time they could)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    JJ: I saw my teammate's partner kissing someone else in a bookstore in vermont!
    JJ: assemble the troops!
    Shane (knows): oh no.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “So we meet again,” Ilya shouts, a lazy grin on his face as he peers at Shane from the Ottawa penalty box.

    Shane glares back from Montreal’s penalty box, deadpan look on his face. He’s still fuming—angry that he got called for a practically non-existent penalty, angry that Ilya called for the same stupid penalty, and angrier that they’re both sitting out for the next two minutes of play because of it.

    At least Ilya doesn’t seem too phased by it. In fact, he seems to be enjoying himself.

    “You come here often?” Ilya asks in a flirtatious tone.

    Shane snorts, shaking his head. “Not that often. But I heard you’re here a lot.”

    Ilya spreads his arms. “Ah, but the penalty box is always better when you’re in yours, too. You always look so cute in there. Like a wet kitten.”

    or: five times Shane and Ilya end up in their respective penalty boxes at the same time while playing against each other, plus one time they end up sharing one as teammates.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    26 Jun 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 87

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    "Promise me you will not freak out."
    "Now I'm starting to worry."
    "You know those stories people read on internet? About drunk people making bad choices..."
    Shane tilted his head slightly, his eyebrows raised, his eyes pleading for him to just get to the point.
    "It turns out that last night..."
    Ilya was cut off by a notification on Shane’s phone.
    "‘I deny all responsibility for decisions made by your husband this weekend,’" Shane read aloud, showing the screen to Ilya.

     

    or

    Ilya leaves for Boston to meet Cliff, ready for a reunion weekend with his best friend that promises plenty of action…

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.

    Everyone has quieted to look at him.

    “Feel better?” Marly asks.

    Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.

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    Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
     

    or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Hayden and I will be watching the kids while Jackie does a girls trip.

    Mom: Be sure to bring them for a visit! I want to see my grandbabies!

    --

    Shane Hollander's texts get leaked. His relationship with Hayden and Jackie is put under a microscope. Lily doesn't quite make it under the radar.

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    9,494

    26 Jun 2026

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