e_xalis
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For the record, Ice didn't want to do this.
But Mav's bike broke down, and now Ice has to go pick him up, and preferably get back as soon as possible.
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in the process of rewriting this! I won't take the original down until I have it done<
the story will be changing a bit but the main parts will be the same
for now, enjoy the Red Banquet from Eret's POV with a special little twist :)ON INDEFINITE HIATUS - I may eventually come back to this, but for now we'll just leave it here
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A pillar of stone reminds Tubbo of the time before his presidency.
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A Jousting Tale by Gillyboot
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 Jul 2026
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Ryland goes to the Rennaisance Faire and catched the eye of the red knight, Simon the Butcher..
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Or, Simon steals Ryland's shirt.Series
- Part 2 of BloodyMary AU
Bookmarked by e_xalis
12 Jul 2026
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1 oh this is so goddamn adorable and colt is NEVER going to let ry live it down
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Struck by Fate by SeiyaRei for Katct
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
06 Jul 2026
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Grace and Rocky find a half-dead vampire on their doorstep. After some recovery, Simon offers to repay the incubus in a very exciting way.
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"I won't be able to hold back."
"Good, because me neither,"
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look up at the storm by charmingwillow
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022), The Fall Guy (2024)
11 Jul 2026
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When Ryland and Colt are kidnapped as leverage over Six, someone has to rescue them.
It's just not Six.
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“Hey, isn’t that…” Dressler narrowed his eyes, watching a figure staring at his phone on the sidewalk across the street.
“Grab him.” Tom smiled smugly. That damn idiot. He was really going to enjoy this.
He grinned widely as he watched his men drag the stuntman into the van while the guy tried to kick and flail his arms with less grace than a newborn worm. God, it was hilarious.
Got Colt. He texted his manager.
What the hell are you talking about? He’s right here. Attached to Gail's message was a photo of Jody with her hands on her hips in a very angry pose. Right in front of her, Colt fucking Seavers.
Tom turned to look at the person in the back of the van, who now had a bag over his head and seemed to be hyperventilating.
or: Tom is NOT stupid enough to leave his password on a post-it but he accidentally kidnaps someone he shouldn't.
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buy one get one free by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jul 2026
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“Nope–no you have to keep the pressure on that, Colt–” Jody grabbed his hand, guided it back upward, glancing over his shoulder to see what he was looking at.
There wasn’t anything of note behind him, just the pavement and a laughing couple stumbling their way around the corner.
Was he concussed?
“I’m not Colt,” Colt said, interrupting Jody’s thoughts. He cocked his head to the side, frowned, tried to lower his hand for the third time like he’d already forgotten what he was supposed to be doing. “I’m trying–I need to find Colt. M’not him.”
Oh, yeah, he was definitely fucking concussed.
(Ryland is concussed, Colt is framed for murder and concussed, and Jody is definitively lost in all the sauce because someone forgot to tell her that Colt has a twin brother.)
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- Part 1 of buy one get one free (no returns)
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Bookmarked by e_xalis
30 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
10 I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH UGH JODY GO BATSHIT BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE DIRT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE