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The SS Mosaic by dumpsterfireroastedcoffee
Fandoms: The Spirit Bares Its Teeth - Andrew Joseph White
16 Jun 2026
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Silas and Daphne board an ocean liner. There is an unexpectedly large amount of anxiety and emotional trauma (but also them being madly in love, hey now). Also they realize the Speakers are after another one of the passengers on the steamer, and they're not about to sit back and let that happen.
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Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition by BaySprout
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Aug 2022
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“This isn’t a fucking dream, Tim!” Her friend only laughs.
“Of course it is, Sasha. Because if this isn’t a dream, then Jon and Martin really stopped mid argument to make out with each other and hug like reunited lovers, and now our boss really is holding our other boss in place with magic word powers while sweet, loveable, clumsy, tea-making Martin brutally tears out his eyes with a fucking corkscrew.” He pauses. “Oh, and then began repeatedly stabbing him in the heart with a pocket knife.”
Sasha looks back over, and sure enough, Martin has discarded the gory corkscrew and tackled Elias to the ground, now plunging the knife into Elias’s chest.
“Oh, my god,” she breathes, and maybe Tim is right, because this really can’t be happening right now.
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Judas arrives suspiciously late to the annual Passover supper, Jesus is already at the end of his tether, and the apostles are collectively incapable of civilised behaviour. Things can only get worse from here...
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20 Jun 2026
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After the events of The Spirt Bares Its Teeth, Daphne tries to reconcile her want to care for Silas and ability to look after herself.
OR: A reflection, of sorts.
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16 Jun 2026
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At their first holiday party together, the archival assistants play snog, marry, avoid. It brings up things Martin would rather it hadn't.
5+1 kinda formula - going through the seasons with every office party this shitty institute throws. slow burn..... 5 parties they didn't and one they did you all know the drill. pining with a happy ending.
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14 Jun 2026
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beautiful prose, achingly beautiful jonmartin
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So I can start to act like a small part of myself again. by toothy (Stars_n_stuf)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Mar 2026
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Where had he let it go wrong? The brush of not quite wood not quite anything else turned the soles of his favorite shoes an unbearable color yellow, and he scoffed.
Gerard only met Michael Shelley very briefly, not with very much care. In another moment lacking care, he meets something disgustingly familiar.
Or— Michael shows back up a few years earlier and starts to torment a certain book burning goth…
Series
- Part 1 of Bear witness to the illusion (Doorkeay)
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16 Mar 2026