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"While the bass rattled the glasses and lights strobed overhead, this bloke sat calmly turning pages like he was in a library.
Sirius tried to concentrate, but for the rest of his set, his eyes kept sliding back to him. There was something about how he was ignoring everything going on around him, the focus on his brow, that was impossible to look away from. "
Or: DJ!Sirius sees Remus from across the club
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Sirius is the devil. King of the Underworld. Commander of the Dark Legions. And also impossibly bored.
He might've done something drastic to alleviate said boredom, if not for the human priest who'd stormed into his halls, cross in hand and fire in his eyes, determined to destroy him.
It's the most interesting thing that's happened to Sirius in centuries.
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The Shape of Words by RageCollector for brandileigh2003
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2025
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Remus’s world has been silent ever since he’d lost his hearing in an accident at age five. Life might be easier if anyone around him could sign, but in the small village he was stuck in, even his father had never made an effort to learn. So, Remus lived in quiet isolation, caring for a man who could barely communicate with, an a head full of thoughts he can never fully share.
Then a reckless driver nearly runs him off the road, and suddenly, that same stranger keeps showing up in Remus's dull life everywhere he looked. He’s frustratingly attractive, unexpectedly kind, and, to Remus’s surprise, even starts learning sign language. It feels like someone is finally listening.
But he was only doing this because he felt guilty for nearly running Remus over… right?
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Lily works in publishing, which could be considered a boring office job if her favourite colleague and best friend Remus Lupin wasn't waging a one-man war against modern technology. A war he was losing.
Unfortunately for him, every time something went wrong he had to call the IT department. And the IT person that always got sent down just to happened to be Sirius Black.
Rude, arrogant, and clearly with a low tolerance for technologically challenged colleagues, Sirius loathed Remus's guts.
Which was truly unfortunate since Remus has had a crush on Black for quite a while now.
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Remus Lupin is a professor with a crippling fear of flying. Fortunately, Sirius Black is a flight attendant who is willing to go pretty far to help his favourite passenger take his mind off the fact they’re thousands of miles up in the air.
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All standalone fics. Alternate versions of the idea 'What if Sirius survived the fight at the Department of Mysteries and was present for Tonks's confession at the end of HBP'
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Nobody knew Sirius and Remus where together until, one evening at Grimmauld Place Remus says something so silly Sirius can't help but kiss him about it.
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the old ways vs the new ways by Insane_Lollypop
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Mar 2026
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Bookmarked by RageCollector
26 Jul 2026
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When they reach their majority, every hobbit is encouraged to carve or forge a spoon that would be their Love Spoon. It’s a very sacred process as no talking can be done during the crafting of the spoon. All of their energy must be concentrated on pouring their hopes and dreams for the future into their spoon. Reflecting especially on what type of spouse would compliment them most, what type of marriage they hope to have, and what vows they would make to honor and cherish them. The symbols etched into their spoon would showcase all of this so that way when their future spouse used it for the first time, they knew exactly what they were getting out of this marriage. And that’s it. Once someone has taken a bite from a dish prepared by the spoon’s owner, they are married in the eyes of the Shire. The act is reciprocated, and the lucky couple move in together in marital bliss.
Bilbo agonized over his spoon. A spoon no one ever seemed to want, and he had accepted his fate at no one ever eating from. Then a company of dwarves invaded his dining room, and their leader took a bite...
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As the company leaves the safety of Beorn's home, Bilbo lets slip (in polite conversation) that romantically, he favours males over females - after a stunned silence, the dwarves lay down their arms, and begin a massive and hectic brawl.
Bilbo is pulled gently away to watch but is nervous and confused, he finally finds out that he is essentially the prize of this 'honour fight'.
May the best dwarf win *cough Thorin* -
borrowed time by Zannolin
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Chronicles of Narnia (Movies)
10 Nov 2025
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“Caspian,” the Lion commands, stern and quiet and unbearably soft. “A desire unspoken is a desire unfulfilled. You are in my country now. Speak freely.”
That’s the thing about Aslan: you’ve always got to say what you mean with him. He wants to be asked, Lucy told him once in confidence. She was right, of course.
“If I may,” Caspian begins, steadying himself as best he can, knotting his hands together behind his back so tightly his knuckles ache, “I should like to— to see Peter again, however that may be, if only for a moment. I would understand if it was not even five.”
(or, caspian has his five minutes in another world...but not at experiment house.)
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Remus decided some moments ago that he wants to fuck Sirius—now.
Not in the car before they drive to James and Regulus’ house. Not later after they’re home and have to be mindful of the four-year-old that might knock on their bedroom door. Not tomorrow morning when one of them will need to wake early and make breakfast.
Now.
Here.
Raw and filthy in a venue bathroom with bass in the walls and liquor in their blood.
Bookmarked by RageCollector
12 Oct 2025