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    (Post Spectre)

    A despondent James returns to England alone and finds MI6 in a dire situation, with the Quartermaster at the centre of it.

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    "Remember when I nearly lost my job in my first week because you asked me to make you disappear?” James struggled to hear him through the sounds of the crowd and the muffling of the scarf.

    He tilted the corner of his mouth up, “How could I forget?”

    Q continued, refusing to face James, “And how I lied to M about the smart blood-” James hummed, keeping his eyes forward- “and how I travelled by plane to personally warn you away from chasing Spectre, only for you to ask me for ‘a final favour’, which nearly got me kidnapped in a ski lift?” James did remember. He remembered hearing from Moneypenny how Q nearly got shot, too. She hadn’t been very happy about that.

    “Are you finally cashing in?” he asked, the ball dropping. The theatrics were entirely unnecessary, though.

    Q dipped into an alley, and James followed behind him, boxing Q away from the crowd.

    “Can I trust you?” Q asked, instead of answering the question. “Can I trust you, like when you asked me to trust you, and I did, undoubtedly?”

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Do as the weirdly self-aware piglin does… 

    It probably won't set into motion a chain of events that'll turn a man into a god and a pig into a weapon. Nor will it result in the best sex of XD's so-far-mortal life. Probably.

    Besides, if such improbabilities did come to pass, well it was probably all the will of fate anyway. Fate can be such a dick.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Sequel To 'Starving For A Show'!

    After The Games life hasn’t been the same without Technoblade. Or Dream for that matter. Philza is put into an impossible position as three worlds begin to collide, keeping cards clutched tightly to his chest. Tommy is in horrid denial of his eldest brother’s betrayal, and the twins are slowly coming to terms. Life goes on, but it is with gnashing teeth and sharpened blades that it does. We must do what we have to, if only to survive until the truth is at our feet.

    Until our curiosities are cured and sated.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    There’s no time to grab anything to defend himself with, because the first hinge on the door snaps open with a bang, and the second follows on the next hit. The door rips backwards, thrown to the floor by the same man Q had been in the ski lift with, who smiles menacingly and draws a knife from his jacket. The Quartermaster wonders how long it will take for James to realise he’s missing.

    Before the henchman even gets in his first hit, Q knows it’ll be too late.

    [SPECTRE semi-rewrite, inspired by the well known draft script]

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    11 Aug 2025

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    Dream had been in Prison for quiet a while and he wasn't doing as good as he had hoped. Not only was he getting tortured but his secret got revealed. Dream – who everyone saw as an Alpha – was actually an Omega and prison didn't provide with suppressants. So aside from dealing with Quackity he also had to deal with heats.

    And then the worst thing happened. Technoblade – an Alpha and long time crush of Dream – got locked into the same cell. Let's just say that an Omega in heat more often than not triggers an Alpha's rut and none of the two could really avoid each other.

    Or Dream and Technoblade mate during Dream's heat in prison and more happens that turn Technoblade into the protective Alpha he had always been and never shown.

    Haters go away, when you found this fanfiction you looked for it. AO3 has the option to exclude certain tags (and therefore ships) in your search by using the filter. So when you did not exclude this certain ship then yes, you were looking for it.

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    07 Aug 2025