14 Works in Lefty | The Helping Hand (Hamburger Helper)
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A Very Voluptuous Valentine's Vacation by MewMewBeeblebrox for OTW Communications Discord Server
Fandoms: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009), VRChat (Video Game), I.M. Meen (Video Game), Rock & Rule (1983), Lilo & Stitch (Disney Animated Movies), The Wizard of Gore (1970), How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), Chuck E. Cheese's Animatronic Shows, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), diogenes - Fandom, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), Elf (2003), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Futurama, Batman - All Media Types, Die Zauberflöte | The Magic Flute - Mozart/Schikaneder, Danny Phantom, General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials, General Mills Corporation "Count Chocula" Commercials, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Boris Yeltsin - Fandom, Doug (Cartoon), Red Robin (Restaurant) - Fandom, Snowboard Kids (Video Games)
15 Feb 2026
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Valentine's are often disappointing, but sometimes dis ass gets a point in it. And by point, let's just say I mean, heh, my peanits.
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I Saw God at the Canadian DMV and Now He Owes Me Money by Putridsloplvr69 for god
Fandoms: Christian Bible, American Politics - Fandom, UNO (Mattel Card Games), RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF, Five Nights at Freddy's, Wild Kratts, Superman (Movie 2025)
11 Feb 2026
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When God accidentally gambles away the entire multiverse in a high-stakes poker game to Ramón, the fiery taco stand owner with a centuries-old grudge, the cosmic debt comes due—and guess who gets tasked with collecting? Emmy, an unassuming (and fabulously chaotic) mortal with zero experience in divine management but a lot of sass, steps up as the new reluctant God. With a disco-ball moon, sentient cats granted voting rights, and oceans tasting like LaCroix, Emmy vows to run the multiverse like a whimsical fever dream.
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Turns out only one kind of Lefty can make tomato soup. by MewMewBeeblebrox
Fandoms: General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials, Doug (Cartoon), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
19 Oct 2025
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The Hamburger Helper Glove (Lefty) is tired of eating his pre-processed beef at the hands of overworked mothers, so he decides to go out and try something new. But when he meets the charming poetic beatnik Judy Funnie, he learns that his food was missing the ingredient of soul. Will he get what he came for, or will he discover the true meaning of "the way to a Glove's heart is through his stomach?"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 645
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 17
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Triple-Decker from Beyond the Stars: a Bus to Nowhere Story by MewMewBeeblebrox
Fandoms: VRChat (Video Game), Rock & Rule (1983), 涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱 | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (Anime), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Mirrormask (2005), As Told By Ginger (Cartoon 2000), Historical RPF, Carmilla - J. Sheridan Le Fanu, The Vampira Show (TV 1954), Mystery Men (1999), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials, Glover (Video Game), Nights into dreams (1996), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Die Zauberflöte | The Magic Flute - Mozart/Schikaneder, ENA - Joel G (Web Series), Hi Hi Puffy Amiyumi (Cartoon), The Powerpuff Girls (Cartoon 1998-2005), Bus to Nowhere, Bus to Nowhere (VRChat)
11 Oct 2025
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A three-level bus appears throughout the multiverse, and people from across time and space feel compelled to enter. A new timeline begins, and when they are eliminated from the bus they return to their lives none the wiser. The philosopher Michel Foucault ponders what power means, engaging in light argument and violence with Jax.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 900
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 74
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 22, Round 1, Match 10: Thing vs. Helping Hand by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Addams Family - All Media Types, General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials
17 Jul 2025
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In the Grand Coliseum of Cross-Fandom Combat, a thrilling match is underway between Thing, a disembodied hand with a knack for the sinister, and the Helping Hand, a cheerful and charismatic opponent with a trusty spoon. The two engage in a high-stakes battle, showcasing their unique abilities and strategies. Who will emerge victorious in this clash of wits and strength?
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- Part 646 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,209
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 15
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A Honey for my Hamburger Helper by GrodyTube
Fandoms: General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials
26 May 2025
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Lefty's first day of college just keeps getting worse thanks to his annoying roommate! Could a glove and a swarm of bees ever be friends?
Written live on Twitch based on viewer-submitted ideas. Chat made all the decisions- blame them!
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[Podfic of] Hand in (G)Love by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for Elf_Herself
Fandoms: TV Commercials
17 May 2025
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Audio Length: 11:15
Kitchen accessories in heat here. (Already, with the bad puns.) A reminder (or a warning) that there is no pair of characters that cannot be slashed.
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The Grifftonian Scriptures (The Bible As God Intended) by SloppyNuts for The people of France
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Family Guy (Cartoon), General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Arthur (Cartoon), Pitbull (Musician), Kirby (Video Games), Regular Show (Cartoon), Garfield - All Media Types, Panic! at the Disco, Christian Bible, late night with conan o'brien, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Taco Bell "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!" Commercials, Burger King "The Burger King" Commercials
05 Nov 2024
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Written by two hotdogs to spread the word of Brian! This is the bible without all the lies, character changes, and withholding of the truth. We are loosing braincells by teh second im hemmoraging rn that half off clairs lobotomy behind the mall was not it are are synced like bluetooth headphones. this is not an exACT REWRITE it is the truth
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Across the Aisle by UncleKerplunkle
Fandoms: General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials, Kellogg's "Frosted Flakes" Commercials
28 Jun 2023
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Before Tony met the Grinch, there was another lover in his life. A glover, if you will. Lefty, to be exact.
After an accident, the two grow apart but the spark never really died. So will these two find the courage, neigh the strength, to find the love buried within?- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,119
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 94
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What Would it Feel Like to have a Rubik's Cube in your Ass? by Citrus_Swag
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials
14 Jun 2023
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Hamburger Helper fucking dies and then meets his babygirl the Geo Hypostasis <3
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Orihime's love for Hamburger Helper births a daemonic sexual predator of Slaanesh that assaults her as she lays down for bed. Can she protect her holes? Or will the fiend milk her like a cow?
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A Helping Hand by AMX_Leclerc for verhalen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, General Mills Hamburger Helper "Helping Hand" Commercials
24 Jun 2021
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Batman tells Catwoman he doesn't do one particular thing in the bedroom. This does not go well for him. At first.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 431
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 22
- Hits:
- 268
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pillsbury doughboyfriend || pillsbury dough boy (popin fresh) x reader by sad_dumdumb
Fandoms: Pillsbury Company "Pillsbury Doughboy" Commercials
19 Feb 2021
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POV: you start to simp for a pastry...
but hell, he's pretty damn fine for a pastry.
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[y/n] is your average out-of-high school and community college student, who works oddly timed shifts at their local grocery store.
One night, they stumble upon a newly opened bakery run by a peculiar dough-like man they can't seem to escape. Who is this tasty looking bread man? Why can't you seem to stop thinking about him?... does he think about you too? -
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Kitchen accessories in heat here. (Already, with the bad puns.) A reminder (or a warning) that there is no pair of characters that cannot be slashed.