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When the Besties All Have Alliterative Names Except You (so you aren't allowed into the team) by IndigosAbyss
Fandoms: Marvel, DCU (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
31 Jan 2024
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After months, Team Red was finally in the same room for the first time. If only that room wasn't a cell in a base of drug traffickers.
And if there wasn't an undead ex-gangster with a love for red helmets in the room too.It's a reunion of Team Red! Plus one. But Wade maintains that Red Hood isn't a real member. He doesn't even have an alliterative name.
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Batman, go grab your Robin... Wait, wrong Robin! by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
11 Aug 2022
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Tim just wanted to go trick-or-treating as Robin this year. He had been working so hard on his costume and it looked so authentic, he really just wanted it to be appreciated.
How did he end up being kidnapped by Batman?
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A sleep-deprived and lightly concussed Bruce grabs the wrong Robin when heading home from Halloween Patrol.
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- Part 27 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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Bookmarked by Scribbled_Seconds
08 Nov 2023
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Two Nickels: Tim’s Halloween costume is too good
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This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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When a small plane disappeared over the mountains along the Canadian-American border, it barely made the local news. Search and Rescue teams from America joined with the RCMP, but neither country held out much hope of anything being found. When the search was quietly called off, not even the local news commented.
The pilot had no family and there was some question as to the number - or existence - of passengers. At least that was the reason the head of the American S&R gave to the deadly looking blond, & his 5 hard faced men, who demanded topographical maps of the area. Which he handed over without question. As he later told his wife; if those 6 men were crazy enough to ride into the high country looking, let them.
The RCMP Captain only had to face one man, a subordinate at that. Kindly but firmly he told the blank faced Sergeant that the search had been called off. He politely ignored the momentary shattered look in the Sergeant's eyes at the news. When the Sergeant asked for leave it was given, along with the supplies he requested. Plus, the captain told his wife, when it came to that particular Sergeant it would have done no good to refuse anyway.
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Now Kiss by Bi_Bats
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
26 Jun 2023
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Tim’s hand grips tighter on the coffee, more determined to keep his hold on that than his phone or keys, and thank god, he doesn’t drop the drink. But the rest of it slips through his fingers, and the guy he just slammed into has some seriously great reflexes, because he manages to snatch them both out of the air before they can hit the ground.
“Oh, god, sorry—” Tim starts to say as the guy straightens up, and then he stops. A set of amused green eyes look down at him over a wide grin.
You’ve got to be kidding, Tim thinks.
“Got somewhere to be, sweetheart? Oh, now that’s a pretty shade of red you’re turning—”
“I’m late,” Tim snaps, snatching his keys and phone out of Jason’s hand. “I got lost four fucking times on my way here. If this city was a person, I would throttle it.”
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Or: Gotham is alive, and it won't stop pushing Jason and Tim together.
(Jaytimweek day 2, prompt: urban fantasy)
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- Part 2 of bi_bats 2023 jaytimweek fics
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03 Jan 2024
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As the only members of the family who trained as Robin first and with the league second, their fighting styles compliment each other well. They know how the other thinks.
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Jack updates the SG-4 team leader on the rules of borrowing his archaeologist.