Technoblade Angst
Technoblade-focused stories where bad things happen or you want to cry or both.
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Taming of the Blood by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 May 2021
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There were different methods for a newcomer to assert their place on a server: make a grand entrance, come out guns blazing to wreak havoc, or flaunt their wealth. But none of those were as amusing as the challenge presented by wanting to put a collar on the Blood God himself.
Or: Technoblade catches the eye of a stranger and bad things unfold.
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- Part 1 of We Are Born to Break (But Built to Mend)
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Nothing Goes Wrong by OneSaltyErik
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Technoblade - Fandom
12 Feb 2022
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BEING RE-WRITTEN: NEW TITLE, OUROBOROS
He was supposed to be in retirement. The Butcher Party had other ideas. And Technoblade never dies.
A retelling of the events of the stream "Nothing Goes Wrong".
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- Part 5 of Nothing Goes Wrong (OLD)
- Part 14 of DSMP and related fics
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Dream calls in his favor.
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- Part 1 of Strings Attached
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Technoblade walks into Las Nevadas for poker with Quackity, and with more than just diamonds on the line.
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Mystery Work
Part of old fics
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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If you ask someone whether they’ve ever experienced real, severe physical pain, you’ll learn a lot from their response.
Techno knows what it means to be in pain. He’s accepted it as a necessary consequence of keeping his family safe. But when the pain he's experiencing starts to become too much to bear alone, it takes his family to show him what it might mean to feel better.
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Tempering The Blade by thesalsagamer396
Fandoms: DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Feb 2022
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The past comes back to haunt The Blade in a way he was promised would never happen. Then the Butchers came to slaughter the Pig. And a fox with sticky fingers steals something beyond precious, leaving a broken Blade on the wayside.
A broken Blade that's then found by a familiar Racoon.
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- Part 8 of Fics of Block Men I made
- Part 2 of Chipped Blade AU
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Empty Crown (theres a war inside my head) by SimpSupreme
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Dec 2021
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“Techno,” Schlatt's voice is low, as if the words are private and for Techno’s ears alone despite the fact they are being projected across the audience, “…Techno, I need you to take him out.”
A Blade can be a weapon of justice or subjugation.
It only depends on who is wielding it.Series
- Part 1 of left my rights at the door
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- English
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by TSS1
08 Dec 2021
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WARNING: Before you read this fic, you should probably get a head start on applying to join a heart transplant waitlist.
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I Don't Want To Start A Fight (wouldn't you rather start a riot?) by KryOnBlocks (Kryon)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Feb 2021
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An universal ping rang out from behind him, the third and final he knew, and Phil sobbed, clutching the body tighter.
Techno didn’t move.
It always has been Technoblade and Philza, Philza and Technoblade. Take one half, and you shall never go back.
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- Part 2 of The Piglin Way
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Techno doesn't like fighting. He's indifferent to it at best and downright repulsed at worst.
But one day, he wakes up to a cacophony of voices crowding his head, and they demand blood.