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Summary:

trashmouth: :-)

Blessed has left THE DANGER ZONE™

trashmouth:  OJFNEROVBERVIO

Notes:

first chapter's a bit short!! im testin the waters here

NAME GUIDE
Richie: trashmouth
Bill: billiam
Eddie: eddsworth
Stan: Stan the Man
Bev: biverly
Ben: Egg Prince
Mike: Blessed

Chapter 1: sup hets

Chapter Text

Sunday, October 15th, 12:34 p.m.

trashmouth added billiam, eddsworth, Blessed, and Stan the Man to THE DANGER ZONE™

billiam: can I add bev

trashmouth: she blocked me :-//

Stan the Man: She didn’t block you stop being dramatic

Blessed added biverly and Egg Prince to THE DANGER ZONE™

trashmouth: MIKE I TRUSTED YOU

Blessed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

biverly: SUP HETS

Blessed: i regret everything

eddsworth: what did ben do that you didnt add him

trashmouth: he wouldve taken her side

Egg Prince: you asked her if i wrote her any Explicit Poems

trashmouth: BUT DID YOU???

biverly: beep beep richie

trashmouth: i think i have my answer

billiam: Beep Beep, Richie

trashmouth: [smugknifecat.jpeg]

 

Sunday, October 15th, 1:12 p.m.

trashmouth: where the fuck is eddie

eddsworth: im not giving you the answers to the chem homework

trashmouth: >:-00

Stan the Man: Why do you give your faces noses?

trashmouth: what if the face wants a nose stan

Stan the Man: Why are you like this?

trashmouth: THIS IS REAL

billiam: not again

trashmouth: THIS IS ME

billiam: richie please,,

trashmouth: why dont you appreciate Camp Rock billiam,,,

Blessed: whats,,, camp rock,,,

eddsworth: MIKE NO

trashmouth: :-)

Blessed has left THE DANGER ZONE™

trashmouth:  OJFNEROVBERVIO

billiam: MIKE NO

Stan the Man: Rest in peace Mike, you will be missed.

 

Sunday, October 15th, 7:42 p.m.

 

trashmouth // billiam

trashmouth: hows it goin w micholas hage and starlord

billiam: hows it going with eddie?

trashmouth: touche

trashmouth: do u think i could come over for dinner i dont think we have anything and i dont wanna go shopping tonight

billiam: i asked my mom and georgie said yes so yea ill set you a plate

trashmouth: what would i do w/o the loml

billiam: i thought that was eddie?

trashmouth: its actually ur moms cooking but ok

billiam: you wanna watch camp rock?

trashmouth: fuck yea

trashmouth: should we invite the others?

billiam: not like my parents have a choice at this point

 

THE DANGER ZONE™

billiam: were gonna watch camp rock at my house whos down

Egg Boy: we have?? school in the morning???

trashmouth: and?? its Camp Rock???

biverly: yea im down, ill just tell my aunt were studying

eddsworth: my mom probably wont let me

trashmouth: im sure if i get her alone i can convince her ;-3c

eddsworth: shut the fuck up furry

Stan the Man: 1. No, I refuse to ever watch Camp Rock again and 2. when are we adding Mike back?

billiam added Blessed to THE DANGER ZONE™

Blessed: ,,,

billiam: you wanna come over and watch camp rock?

trashmouth: :-)

Blessed: only so i can get context

trashmouth: YES