eliahark
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Steve Harrington: who’s not dead soundoff
Birdy: did you really change my name to birdy
Dust Bin: guess Robins not dead
Magicbitch: *Ilivedbitch.jpg*
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- Part 2 of Mama Steeb just texted
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Percy Jackson and the Battle of Monmouth by eliahark, in_memoriam_bonnie
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Hamilton - Miranda
30 Jan 2026
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Percy just needs one more recommendation letter before he can retire from quests (hopefully forever) and go to college with his girlfriend. He is both relieved and nervous when Hermes shows up with a job for him. Unfortunately, this means getting in the middle of a friendly feud between Hermes and Apollo, way too much memorization for three kids with ADHD and dyslexia, and facing a challenge unlike any monster: a Broadway audience
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For Percy's final quest, he, Annabeth, and Grover go on as John Laurens/Phillip, Eliza, and Aaron Burr respectively in Hamilton on Broadway
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The first time Weslyn sees her, she’s working the corner, wearing short denim shorts and a black crop top with a ratty backpack placed against the wall behind her. She can’t be more than 18, he’s not even sure she’s that old. He goes to mention it to Tobis, but by then, the car has pulled ahead. Plus they were in the middle of something.
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The Strange Case of the Two New Professors by eliahark
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
25 May 2022
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There are rarely new professors at Solstryce and ever since the debacle last year, a new faculty member usually now means that whoever they are replacing committed horrific war crimes.
Essek and Caleb are new teachers at Solstryce this year.
The students have no clue what to do about them
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Caleb had one desire 'no more children on the pyre'. But he's learning that that wish is even more complicated than removing the people who created the pyre, it's about teaching the children they don't deserve to be put on the pyre in the first place.
based on "we are not alone in the dark with our demons" by CanaryCry. Please read that first because otherwise, this won't make sense.
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I'm the only one writing any content for this fandom by eliahark
Fandom SHAKESPEARE William - Works, The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Troilus and Cressida - Shakespeare, Troilus and Criseyde - Geoffrey Chaucer
30 Apr 2020
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No one appreciates Troilus and Cressida enough okay? It's got some good content. But I'm the only one appreciating it.
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Puff pastry apple danish with a flaky, crispy crust by winterjan
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jul 2025
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Etho’s got his jacket off, this time—even an apron knotted messily around his waist. His sleeves are rolled up to his elbows, and his biceps flex with every roll of the pin over the pastry.
Arms, Bdubs thinks. And then thinks, even less coherently, yeah, ARMS.
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Etho gets a new hobby. Bdubs gets perks. They keep kissing—but that, really, could mean anything.
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23 Jun 2026
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picture frames by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Apr 2026
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It goes well until he’s standing in Ilya’s— their— living room, holding a framed photo of the 2014-15 Montréal Voyageurs and their first Stanley Cup, rooted to the spot.
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or, the one where moving to ottawa brings up some complicated feelings.
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- Part 2 of to find my own peace
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i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya
Rose: ???
Shane: Trust me
Shane: Just get it
Rose: Why?
Shane: You are probably cursed.
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Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.
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- Part 1 of Ilya "Twitter Menace" Rozanov
- Part 1 of Nastya the Etsy Witch
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22 May 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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18 May 2026
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so you must like me for me by alasse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.
It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.
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16 May 2026