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There's a bet at the Firehouse that Barton'll go for more than anyone else at the Charity Auction - and Bucky finds himself roped into the whole thing against his will.
It's all fun and games until a mystery phone bidder pays waaaaay to much to get Bucky alone.He's gonna end up dead in an alleyway because of Barton and his stupid bet.
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- Part 40 of Meet-Cute AU's
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
09 Jul 2026
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asdfghjkl literally stop they were so into each other IMMEDIATELY dont play I want this so bad 😭😭
we stan skinny preserum steve 🙌
this was genueinly so freaking cute!!!
I loveee nerdy accountant steve sm omg
firefighter avengers 💪
dont think I didnt see the little bit of clintasha sprinkled in there 🤨😋
dude I'm surprised that bucky said he was gay bc he exuded so much bi panic in this fic I'm crying "damn that waitress curvy" bro what 😭 -
The Body Remembers by LeeHan
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jan 2026
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The Soldier doesn't know why he pulled the Target from the river. He doesn't know why his body isn't obeying the orders given to him by his mind. He doesn't know what to do next.
The only person promising answers is the Target himself. Luckily, the Soldier has his phone number.Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
08 Jul 2026
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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME THSI WAS ART OMFG IM DYING
BUCKY BARNES MY BABY DYEGRKDHSGAJRBFHJEKS 😭😭😭
lmao I cant w the banter between his ordering voice and his own voice. its like his brainwashed mind and his emotions are speaking bro ts was so cool dont play
bro when he looked elena dead in the eyes and said "who's james" bro I screamed bro that was terrifying
steve being the chillers guy ever and slaughtering the entirety of hydra for his brainwashed bf omg I need a man like him 😩
loved my small snippets of nat and Sam 😌
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It’s A-Boat Time! by Fae_vorite, isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
06 May 2022
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He could hear the others talking outside, Scott and Isaac freaking out over something and Stiles snapping at them to shut up and help him get inside.
“Dude, how the fuck can you expect me to stay calm right now! Seriously, that’s a fucking tail!”
“We can talk about it later, just get me inside before someone fucking sees me! I don’t want to end up in a fucking aquarium!”
“Christ, you’re heavy!” Isaac grunted. “How much does this thing weigh?!”
“Shut up and walk,” Stiles snapped.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
08 Jul 2026
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THEY ARE SO STINKIN CUTE DONT PLAY W ME IM AGDJKSGDKSBDBDHR 😆😆
derek finally getting over his trauma and learning to swim <3<3<3
I love how it didnt just end when he got saved we got a whole getting tgt too ☺️
omg the art in the first half scared the shit out of me lmfao
the ear scritches my heart 😩
they ruined the moment! WE ARE HAVING ANOTHER MOMENT CONFESS YOUR LOVE RN ISTG <--stiles and derek <3
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He was born for this. Nature itself whispered into his ear where he should put his hands, how to twirl his tongue just right and when to bite. Stiles knew well enough that his saliva was currently working its magic on this unfortunate man, making him hungry, lustful, and insatiable. Soon, all his thoughts would be consumed by Stiles.
And, just this once, Stiles would allow Derek to consume him.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
06 Jul 2026
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OM NOM NOM I ATE THIS FIC UP YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
speaking of tummy I did NAWT expect the mpreg... i gotta read the tags better 😔
but fr I loved the concept, siren!stiles is my whole life now, ate up the pack dynamics from Derek's and stiles pack, lydia & danny & stiles friendship ftw <3
omg jackson is an asshole huh 😭
the smut? HAWT
we love sugar daddy derek 😝😝😝 -
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Neil had seen the guy around campus a few times. It was hard not to. The exy team stood out. Or those three did, anyway. The twins with their shock-white blond hair and perpetual resting bastard face, and Kevin Day, the number 2 arrogantly tattooed on a high cheekbone, flanked as usual by at least one of the twins.
And Neil knew their reputation. It’s why he stayed away.
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or, neil gets a new job at the coffee shop opposite campus and guess which asshole is a regular- Language:
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
01 Jul 2026
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OMG SO CUTE I LOVE JOCK/NERD COFFEE SHOP AU ASDFGHJKL THEYRE ADORABLE
not andrew humanizing neil omg breaking stereotypes
I love this neil sm omg hes so real for acting how he did
down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew down bad andrew
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can we talk abt the fucking amazing hot chocolate like damn neil come be my barista and make me gourmet hot chocolate PLS
marissa was so real for letting him call her "melissa" for like a month bc he was cute <3 like girl me too -
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It doesn't make sense. Neil was fine. More than fine. He’s safe at home with Andrew, and this should be the best possible ending to one of Neil’s best days, but when Neil squeezes his eyes shut, all he can see is —
Riko grinning with vicious pleasure as he slices Neil open. Riko’s eyes reflecting the glow of the lighter licking Neil’s skin. Riko laughing as a tattoo gun needle digs into Neil’s cheek.
Riko, Riko, Riko, smothering and impossible to escape. Panic knifes through Neil as he yanks uselessly against the handcuffs. No, no, no —
And then he’s saying it aloud, “No, no, no,” because there isn't a gag cutting into the sides of his mouth. Because Neil isn’t at Evermore. He’s at home with Andrew, who’s right there when Neil opens his eyes — only near the foot of the bed now, not touching Neil at all.
Neil has long gotten used to reading the faint shades of emotion that pass for expressions on Andrew’s face. But never, not even in Andrew's medicated, manically expressive days, has Neil seen Andrew wear anything like his current look of horrified shock.
Neil agrees to try the handcuffs in bed. It goes badly. Cue angst and h/c.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
30 Jun 2026
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this was pain and suffering ☹ but it's ok bc the ending was nice and they talked it out :)
omg the moment when neil flinched away from Kevin 😭 then immediately got drunk w him 💀
renee and neil <3 SIR FAT CAT CATTERSON
fuck riko I hope he rots in hell
andreil <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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Three days after he signs his death sentence to Palmetto State, five after Andrew Minyard knocks him breathless to the ground, Neil's gaze snaps to the locker room mirror and stares, frozen, at the word threat scrawled along his spine in terrifying bold.
All in all, he isn’t thrilled about the situation this puts him in, but based off the negative connotation, it isn’t one-sided, either. On the bright side, at least this means his soulmate doesn’t harbor any delusions of grandeur.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
30 Jun 2026
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I CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL
I LOVE SOULMATE AUSSS RRAHHH
pipe dream hit me like a brick 😭
home <3<3
the words were so fitting and it showed how ABSOLUTELY DOWN BAD ANDREW IS WE LOVE DOWN BAD ANDREW -
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There’s very little Andrew likes less than being tricked, but not knowing things does make the cut. He stands, throws his messenger bag over his shoulder, grabs his coffee, and stomps over to slide into the chair across from the guy. He looks up at Andrew with a flash of calculated flight or fight in his eyes, but he quickly smooths this over and affixes a look of polite interest on his face. “Can I help you?”
“Are you on Grindr?” Andrew asks. Bluntly.
“Uh,” the guy says, looking more confused. “I don’t know. What is it?”
“It’s a hookup app gay men use.”
“Oh,” he says, frowning. “No, I’m definitely not on that.”
“Because you don’t do gay men?”
The guy shrugs. “Because I don’t do hookups.”
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- Part 1 of Catfish
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
29 Jun 2026
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so cute so cute 😝😝
we love Matt and allison and renee and nicky!!
I can't Neil letting Andrew protect him <3<3
fuck riko moriyama holy shit guys
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eat the rich by bazookajo94 for IrishZombieGirl
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
19 Nov 2020
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A group of amateur thieves kidnap a senator’s son to ransom him for money. The senator’s son doesn’t want to go back.
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“Are these padded cuffs?” Neil asked, his voice raspy, his throat dry. He tugged on his wrists and winced when they chafed against his recent wounds from Lola.
“They’re Nicky’s,” someone answered him—a woman.
“Fox Seven! Use the code names!”
“Sorry. I’ve never kidnapped someone and ransomed them for money before.”
“I’ve been kidnapped?” Neil asked.
“What did you think was happening?”
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
25 Jun 2026
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what if I start crying bc found family? what then huh. fuck nathan. I love Andrew sm oml
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Neil is nothing and everything all at once, the entire universe for Andrew, however small of a universe that is. Even Aaron is starting to see it, though the pieces still don't line up.
And Andrew is trying to convince Aaron that he's never jealous? Yeah right. You don't spend your entire life being denied, being hurt, going through foster care with nothing to call your own only to be okay with someone else trying to take the one bright piece of life you call yours.
Or, Aaron is done with Andrew's shit and makes it his job to prove his brother wrong.
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- Part 1 of progress comes in small steps
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
23 Jun 2026
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ok so they're adorable and they're mine???
Aaron trying so hard I'm crying
not andrew snapping a pencil 💀 babe -
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Neil Josten is not soft- has never been in fact. But when an unintended comment from one of the Foxes throws Neil for a loop, he finds himself reminding them why no one should think of him in that way. But why is Andrew suddenly so distant? And what happens when all of these reminders of his past start to catch up with him?
Aka: all the times Neil proved he was a badass, and Andrew reminds him he's an idiot.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
23 Jun 2026
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AHHHB STOP IT NEIL JOSTEN YOURE SO COOL I LOVE YOU YOURE SO BADASS OMG 💀
Josh is my baby sweetheart I love him sm
ANDREIL IM DECEASED THE LAST SCENE WITH THE KNIFE AND THE FROSTING I KNOW ANDREW WAS TURNED ON STOP
andrew calming neil down when he felt like Nathaniel somebody SEDATE MEEE -
birds of a feather, we should stick together by writinginasnowglobe
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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20 questions by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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[Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]
Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!
Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview?
Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.
Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.
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the train is a metaphor by autoschediastic, Ponderosa (ponderosa121)
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
19 Apr 2015
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"What sort of aggression is it then?" Eggsy asks, cutting right to the heart of the matter.
Harry knows even before he hears the response. Knows because even as Merlin is saying, "It appears to affect sexual responses. Activating latent desire and cranking up the subject’s sex drive whilst simultaneously increasing pheromone production," Harry is thinking primarily of the distance between himself and Eggsy and how very few steps it would take to be within range to push the boy to the floor and pin him there.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
16 Jun 2026
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SEX POLLEN RAHHHHHH
me when is doesnt just make them horny, it amplifies their feelings 😖😌😝😍 my babies omg
goddam this was hot good job
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Or, Six Things Eggsy Has Learned About Being A Gentleman
“Lesson number one,” Harry says. “Manners matter.”
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16 Jun 2026
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STOP IT EGGSY LOOKS SO IN LOVE IN THE GIFSET IM SOBBING
MY BABIES ARE SO CUTE OMG
WHEN EGGSY GOT SHOT 3 TIMES THEN STABBED. WTF??
WE HATE ROB (ROD? IDR...)
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Eggsy shifts the aim from JB to Arthur, and shoots him in the face.
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under my skin (tried so not to give in) by venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
15 Mar 2015
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This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet.
Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for hiding in plain sight from your enemies. It is decidedly not great for hiding your growing, uh, interest in your secret service colleague.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
15 Jun 2026
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ehehehehe 😈😈
they're shop cute stop "I'm terribly fond of you" "I'm fucking mad for you" MY HEART
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Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
14 Jun 2026
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OMG THEYRE ADORABLE IM SOBBING MY BABY DAISY
I saw the guinevere thing coming from MILES away I'm so smart 😌
omg I fucking cant the sweet and subtle pining from both sides I'm sobbing
Roxy and merlin were bad ass bitches in this and I love them for it
we stand a lil canon divergence, so the way the plot if the movie happened in the background was pretty cool
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all the tables turn by DivineProjectZero for venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
22 May 2015
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Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.
So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
14 Jun 2026
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AWWWWWWW FUCKING STOP IT OMGGGGG THEY'RE ADORABLE YOUR HONOR
AND HAWT. HELLO!
harry thinking he doesn't deserve eggsy then eggsy processing to fucking ruthlessly murder a woman for him <3
that's what I call true love
they're made for each other your honor -
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Eggsy isn’t surprised by the fact that the Kingsman appear to be nearly all alphas.
Eggsy is an omega, then he’s a Kingsman, and no two heats are alike.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
14 Jun 2026
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hehe. heheheh. taron egerton 😝😝😝
lmao using his heat is fucking impressive walk those alphas like little puppy dogs RAHH