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the train is a metaphor by autoschediastic, Ponderosa (ponderosa121)
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
19 Apr 2015
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"What sort of aggression is it then?" Eggsy asks, cutting right to the heart of the matter.
Harry knows even before he hears the response. Knows because even as Merlin is saying, "It appears to affect sexual responses. Activating latent desire and cranking up the subject’s sex drive whilst simultaneously increasing pheromone production," Harry is thinking primarily of the distance between himself and Eggsy and how very few steps it would take to be within range to push the boy to the floor and pin him there.
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16 Jun 2026
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SEX POLLEN RAHHHHHH
me when is doesnt just make them horny, it amplifies their feelings 😖😌😝😍 my babies omg
goddam this was hot good job
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Or, Six Things Eggsy Has Learned About Being A Gentleman
“Lesson number one,” Harry says. “Manners matter.”
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16 Jun 2026
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STOP IT EGGSY LOOKS SO IN LOVE IN THE GIFSET IM SOBBING
MY BABIES ARE SO CUTE OMG
WHEN EGGSY GOT SHOT 3 TIMES THEN STABBED. WTF??
WE HATE ROB (ROD? IDR...)
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Eggsy shifts the aim from JB to Arthur, and shoots him in the face.
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under my skin (tried so not to give in) by venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
15 Mar 2015
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This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet.
Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for hiding in plain sight from your enemies. It is decidedly not great for hiding your growing, uh, interest in your secret service colleague.
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15 Jun 2026
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ehehehehe 😈😈
they're shop cute stop "I'm terribly fond of you" "I'm fucking mad for you" MY HEART
RIP that assistant in Budapest 💀 -
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Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.
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14 Jun 2026
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OMG THEYRE ADORABLE IM SOBBING MY BABY DAISY
I saw the guinevere thing coming from MILES away I'm so smart 😌
omg I fucking cant the sweet and subtle pining from both sides I'm sobbing
Roxy and merlin were bad ass bitches in this and I love them for it
we stand a lil canon divergence, so the way the plot if the movie happened in the background was pretty cool
🗣we hate Arthur 🗣