1 - 20 of 1,240 Bookmarks by whyjwhy

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane gestured helplessly at the empty space Wyatt had just vacated. “Rozanov. What are you doing? This is for charity.”

    Sliding a heavy, matte-black credit card across the counter, Ilya didn’t even blink.

    “I know,” he murmured, his blue eyes dropping directly to Shane’s mouth. “I’m being generous.”

    When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon.

    What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,331
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    6,169
    Bookmarks:
    896
    Hits:
    38,180

    13 Jun 2026

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    "- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"

    Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.

    After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.

    A beat passes.

    "What's your teacher's name again?"

    AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,280
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    1,246
    Kudos:
    5,366
    Bookmarks:
    1,136
    Hits:
    47,917

    05 Jun 2026

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,237
    Kudos:
    27,146
    Bookmarks:
    5,191
    Hits:
    195,790

    04 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 4

    Words:
    9,138
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    4

    03 Jun 2026

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: Moya lyubov please unblock me

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: Let me know when you’re ready to talk i will kneel

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: character not enough but i’ll kneel and apologi

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: ze to you for hours if you want me to i miss

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
    Remarks: you so much

     

    Yuna Hollander (Husband's Mom): Did you just wire my son $30K?

    Ilya: It’s the only platform he cannot block me from Yuna I am desperate

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,510
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    715
    Kudos:
    20,219
    Bookmarks:
    2,432
    Hits:
    105,385

    29 May 2026

  6. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Oh." Hollander has gone a little red, beneath his freckles. "I am from… French Canada? Québec? Do you know? Very… very small town there, no English, only French. I try to learn, but— is a bit hard."

    Ilya feels mildly stupid. He knew, obviously, that they speak French in Canada, but he didn’t know it was, like— some people’s only language. He’d sort of assumed everyone was fluent in both.

    "Huh. Cool."

    "Your English is very good," Hollander offers.

    Ilya laughs.

    "I mean, yeah— I grew up in Minneapolis."

    -

    aka. the one where the language barrier is reversed. it changes everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    354
    Kudos:
    6,365
    Bookmarks:
    989
    Hits:
    26,156

    29 May 2026

  7. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    January 15, 2017
    For immediate release.
    (English version)

    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

    -

    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,791
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    888
    Kudos:
    8,148
    Bookmarks:
    1,443
    Hits:
    65,046

    28 May 2026

  8. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Are you Rozanov’s whore now? You will catch something, Hollander. He’s a walking STD. Pathetic.” Drapeau joined in, his tone mocking Shane as if he had any leg to stand on.

    “What did you just say?” Shane got into Drapeau’s face, his muscular frame swarming the goalie’s body. “Say that again, and I will smash your nose in, Drapeau. Try. Me.”

    He was snarling into his face, spit flying everywhere. Hayden and J.J came to try to separate them, but Shane didn’t let them. “I will end your fucking career if you ever speak about him.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    11,834
    Bookmarks:
    2,221
    Hits:
    133,193

    25 May 2026

  9. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes. Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to merge these two different approaches to money management; It does not go the way Shane thinks it will.

    They had been married for 32 days.

    And now was the big conversation: estate planning, their assets, and what combining them would look like.

    Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment.

    He was, after all, Shane Hollander; he had approached his financial future with all of the key characteristics of a Hollander. His mom had guided his career, negotiating sizable contracts for him, and his father worked for the Treasury. It was in his blood.

    Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,050
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    265
    Kudos:
    2,240
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    26,821

    25 May 2026

  10. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    After surviving an assassination attempt by an extremist group hellbent on ensuring the Petrova Task Force’s failure, Ryland Grace gets appointed a bodyguard.

    A rather familiar one, at that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,038
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    229
    Kudos:
    1,813
    Bookmarks:
    391
    Hits:
    17,010

    16 May 2026

  11. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.

    Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,579
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1,052
    Kudos:
    12,703
    Bookmarks:
    2,712
    Hits:
    190,346

    14 May 2026

  12. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Vancouver General Hospital has very strict rules about workplace relationships, and Dr. Shane Hollander and Dr. Ilya Rozanov follow every single one.

    The only problem is that they’re married.

    And no one knows.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,083
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    287
    Kudos:
    11,668
    Bookmarks:
    1,732
    Hits:
    96,581

    14 May 2026

  13. Rec 22

    Tags
    Summary

    The Mr. Scriptwriter who once inhabited Lord Qianyu had said he’d simply written himself into their world. So, using the same logic, would it not also work for Nan Heng to write himself into the world she originally came from?

    Mouth dry, he whispers into the emptiness, “Wait for me. I’m coming, Song Yimeng.”

     

    Post-canon. Nan Heng and Song Yimeng, now Song Xiaoyu, reunite but not everything is as it seems. The pair must contend with the challenges posed by the new identity Nan Heng must try to convincingly adopt. Or is it really that new after all? And what of the rules and consequences they now must live by? When reality appears to be a Russian nesting doll, it'll take every bit of their smarts and unconventional flair to uncover the truth of their world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,147
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,919

    14 Apr 2026

  14. Rec 58

    Tags
    Summary

    Out of all the wounds and strikes he had taken over the years, these were the only ones he received selfishly for his own sake - and for hers, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,511
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    344
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3,882

    04 Apr 2026

  15. This has been deleted, sorry!

    04 Apr 2026

  16. Rec 42

    Tags
    Summary

    An alternate telling of the events in episode 36, reimagined so that Xie Zheng doesn't recover so quickly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,251
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    364
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3,855

    01 Apr 2026

  17. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    What if, instead of pining for each other for eight years, our boys got married after their rookie season? Ilya doesn't want to go home and Shane is so nice, he offers up his hand in marriage. Read to find out how these two keep things a secret for the first six years of their uniquely secretive marriage.

    Or, Ilya and Shane get married right at the start. Cuteness and drama ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,995
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    4,863
    Bookmarks:
    822
    Hits:
    45,586

    01 Apr 2026

  18. Rec *

    Words:
    6,474
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    153

    25 Mar 2026

  19. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”

    Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”

    “You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”

    The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.

    In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.

    There’s a lot to get used to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,230
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    3,383
    Kudos:
    32,926
    Bookmarks:
    8,581
    Hits:
    491,844

    15 Mar 2026

  20. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]

     

    @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. 

     

    Posted on February 12 2:30 pm

    ***

    @ssmith20 wut?

    @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.

    @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane

    @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.

    @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right? 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    795
    Kudos:
    27,057
    Bookmarks:
    5,122
    Hits:
    199,531

    04 Mar 2026

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Word count
Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation