traderjoesss
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forever hold your peace by traderjoesss
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 Mar 2026
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He heard Clark shift in the chair — that particular adjustment, weight redistributing, the prelude to something. Bruce had catalogued Clark's physical vocabulary over six years without meaning to, and he knew, from the sound of it, that Clark was about to say something he considered important.
"I want you to be my best man."
Bruce's heart did something it was not supposed to do. A single, traitorous beat off the rhythm — brief, a flicker, the kind of weakness he had not permitted himself in years. He was aware, with the cold certainty of a man who had made a study of Clark Kent's capabilities, that Clark had heard it.
He set the tablet down.
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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15 Jul 2026
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There’s damage to the car. Dozens of warnings and sensors are lighting up across his board and he normally knows what to make of it, but at the moment the only thing he knows is that there is silence.
There’s no “Mad Max” in his ear. There’s no anger or heat or defense. No talk of penalties or championships or points lost. There’s just… nothing.
An additional ten seconds have passed. (Now fifty-nine into the race.) The monitors swim in his view as he presses the button that connects him to Max.
“Max, are you okay?”
Only silence greets him.
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GP watches Max go into the barrier at Copse. All he can do is count the seconds.Series
- Part 1 of Silverstone Crash
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15 Jul 2026
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Lando Norris ✅ @lando
new album out on april 6th: you seem pretty sad for a boy so in love
[Photo: The album cover is Lando on a swing, pushed back as far upwards as it will go. He is wearing a dark hoodie despite the bright blue sky in the background and you can see the word ‘love’ written in a small, swirling font, embroidered on the front of his hoodie, a slightly darker colour than the fabric.]
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@logansargent ✅
IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS LANDO I LOVE YOU
@carlo55ainz ✅
This is all bangers, we worked hard on this together.
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Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri broke up, and Lando wrote an album about it. Oscar listens to the album and breaks down, specifically because he wants Lando back.
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14 Jul 2026
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655-877-9734
> No seriously haha what did he just say
> Nico I googled it. What have you told that man
> Why does he think I smoke crack?
> NICO BRITNEY ERIK ROSBERG WHY DOES MICHEAL THINK I SMOKE CRACK???────
OR: The iPhone 4 has just come out and Jenson Button is a bit too excited about it.
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- Part 2 of Online Safety 101
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14 Jul 2026
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the problem is everyone on my phone is a FUCKING MESS. by jortcicle
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
29 Jun 2026
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> whts ur issue with the big sahur bro787-341-9982 — GR
> I don't have an issue with the “big sahur” ???
> I just want you to get Kimi to stop calling me that
> Because I know it has something to do with you.────
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Someone's text messages get leaked, shit goes down, and everybody is slightly gay (or just European).Series
- Part 1 of Online Safety 101
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14 Jul 2026