6 Works by thepettymusingsofmeat

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    There are three options at the Farm: neck, wrist, or blood draw. As a donor, Louis is very clear about his preferences, but a new job traveling with the Vampire Lestat as one of his primary blood sources might test all of his resolve--and his shame.

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    20/25
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    A brand new listing appears, posted thirty seconds ago, with a name he recognizes.

    Seeking model/actor. Male, 20s-30s, any ethnicity, athletic build, to play lead in music video. Must be comfortable with nudity and sexual scenes with another man. Dir. Armand Romanus

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    “What do you want, Louis?” Lestat cuts in, narrowing his eyes salaciously. “Do you want me to beg for it?”

    Louis’s lawyer opens his mouth, but Louis cuts him off, looking straight at Lestat.

    “I have a string of new businesses,” Louis says, shrugging one shoulder, like all of this is casual. “Appealing to a specific type of clientele.”

    Lestat’s top lip curls. “You want me to promote your clubs.”

    “I do.”

    He sighs. “I can make an Instagram tweet.”

    ~

    Lestat has refused to speak to Louis since the book came out. Suddenly, in the middle of his rock tour, his account with Roget is drained. Louis has an interesting way for Lestat to get his money back.

    A sequel to "three weeks"

    Series
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    English
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    21,097
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    193
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    768
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    190
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    13,993
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    They both relapse, in their own ways.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    154
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    1,187
    Bookmarks:
    209
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    12,430
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    Whatever carefully blank expression Lestat is trying on disappears like a slap. “Armand made a fledgling. Why would he do that?” Lestat asks.

    “Oh, you know,” Louis says, watching the three dots of a new text pop up. “He knew Daniel was… important to me.”

    He means to say it with rueful annoyance, as if to say, “so he ruined him.” But as Daniel’s text comes in—the most important question I should have asked you in that fucking interview: where do you buy coke in Dubai?—Louis’s voice trails off, his words maybe lacking some of the bite.

    or

    Lestat misunderstands what Daniel is to Louis and tries to be a champ about it. Meanwhile Louis rediscovers his drug of choice—Lestat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,759
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    577
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    6,549
    Bookmarks:
    1,559
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    85,324
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    He knows what Daniel is about to say before he begins.

    “Yeah, hey listen. I got some fact checking to do—”

    “I’ve told you, Daniel. I’ve given my story. He can give his. I declined to participate in this documentary—”

    “I watched you feed on Armand in Dubai, right? I’m not making that up?”

    Louis’s hands pause. That wasn’t what he was expecting at all.

    Or

    For 114 years, Louis had an aversion to drinking Lestat's blood, but not for the reason Lestat thinks. Daniel reaches out to Louis for a fact check.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    184
    Kudos:
    3,780
    Bookmarks:
    820
    Hits:
    27,396

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