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Neck, Wrist, Draw by thepettymusingsofmeat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
28 Jun 2026
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There are three options at the Farm: neck, wrist, or blood draw. As a donor, Louis is very clear about his preferences, but a new job traveling with the Vampire Lestat as one of his primary blood sources might test all of his resolve--and his shame.
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Intimacy, Coordinated by thepettymusingsofmeat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
16 Apr 2026
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A brand new listing appears, posted thirty seconds ago, with a name he recognizes.
Seeking model/actor. Male, 20s-30s, any ethnicity, athletic build, to play lead in music video. Must be comfortable with nudity and sexual scenes with another man. Dir. Armand Romanus
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“What do you want, Louis?” Lestat cuts in, narrowing his eyes salaciously. “Do you want me to beg for it?”
Louis’s lawyer opens his mouth, but Louis cuts him off, looking straight at Lestat.
“I have a string of new businesses,” Louis says, shrugging one shoulder, like all of this is casual. “Appealing to a specific type of clientele.”
Lestat’s top lip curls. “You want me to promote your clubs.”
“I do.”
He sighs. “I can make an Instagram tweet.”
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Lestat has refused to speak to Louis since the book came out. Suddenly, in the middle of his rock tour, his account with Roget is drained. Louis has an interesting way for Lestat to get his money back.
A sequel to "three weeks"
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- Part 2 of three weeks series
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They both relapse, in their own ways.
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- Part 1 of three weeks series
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Whatever carefully blank expression Lestat is trying on disappears like a slap. “Armand made a fledgling. Why would he do that?” Lestat asks.
“Oh, you know,” Louis says, watching the three dots of a new text pop up. “He knew Daniel was… important to me.”
He means to say it with rueful annoyance, as if to say, “so he ruined him.” But as Daniel’s text comes in—the most important question I should have asked you in that fucking interview: where do you buy coke in Dubai?—Louis’s voice trails off, his words maybe lacking some of the bite.
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Lestat misunderstands what Daniel is to Louis and tries to be a champ about it. Meanwhile Louis rediscovers his drug of choice—Lestat.
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"One of two dozen paramours I've pompoir'd over the centuries."
Lestat's true number is a little lower than that.
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30 Jun 2026
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Lestat feels used, Louis feels ignored. They miscommunicate their way to a reconciliation.
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- Part 3 of loustat post s2
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24 Jun 2026
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“And what are you in the mood for, Louis?” Lestat could have fallen to his knees and wept. The beauty of Louis, his heat, his heart. What was the hurt Lestat felt compared to that? Nothing, a mere blip. “Aside from litigation and smoking my cigarettes and siphoning money from my merchandise?”
Or: After the meeting with their lawyers, Louis finds Lestat outside.
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19 Jun 2026
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every atom like a planet on fire raging at the sun by peacefrog
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
04 Jun 2026
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The bed in Lestat’s hotel room was big as an ocean. Wide open as a night that blossomed with stars, big enough to drown in it if you really wanted to. Soft, crisp sheets stretched over the mattress white as bridal lace. And as Louis pressed his hands to Lestat’s bare shoulders and shoved him down on it, he thought—Let this be our wedding day.
The bed was the sky and Lestat’s flesh was a meteor flashing across it. Louis straddled his hips and fell down against him to seal their mouths together. Deep inside the cavern of his head, he could still hear it—the resonant belt of Lestat’s voice in the bar where he’d serenaded Louis. Down on his knees in front of dozens of strangers as a crimson cascade of tears tumbled down his cheeks.
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10 Jun 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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05 Jun 2026