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I’ll always be a bridesmaid (and I’ll never take one home) by paleredheadinascifi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“I told you my partner was coming,” the man says, shifting awkwardly. He turns and gestures towards Buck. “Here he is.”
Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.
He’s going to be the best Fake Boyfriend this beautiful man has ever seen.
Or, Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Buck is about to deliver the Oscar-worthy performance of a lifetime.
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28 Jun 2026
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My baby by NazgulWrites
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
07 Jan 2026
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Talia presses her wrist against the bridge of her nose, anguish and grief painted across her whole being. “You killed him,” she whispers, breathless. “You slit my son's throat and left him there.”
Dick stares at her. Bruce doesn't kill. She knows that. It's part of why they aren't together anymore. She couldn't get him to.
“...He's not your son,” Batman protests quietly.
Dick's eyes widen. It's not a denial.
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- Part 23 of Red Hood | Jason Todd Brainrot
- Part 2 of Go for the throat
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28 Jun 2026
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"A lens flare and some dust" by NazgulWrites
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
27 Mar 2025
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The guy in the red helmet shrugged. “If you fuckwits aren't going to be helpful, I'll go find Nabu myself.”
“Who?” Steph asked.
Bruce stared incredulously. “Dr. Fate.”
Jason's jaw dropped. “Wait, what? Hold up, man, you- You're allowed to just hit up a freakin’ god?”
“Under these circumstances, yeah,” the guy said primly. “I've got connections, little bird, and I've dealt with him before, much to my Bruce's annoyance.”
Bruce pulled the Cowl off with a glare. “Dr. Fate is not someone you can just call at your whim.”
A snort came from the helmet. “He is if I'm at risk of collapsing the multiverse. Now, y’gonna let me use your fancy-ass supercomputer to call the Justice League, or do I have'ta call Constantine?”
Bruce looked like he'd bitten into a lemon. “We'll take the Zeta.”
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The Red Hood falls into an alternate universe's Batcave that's three years behind his own, except... he sees a seventeen year old Jason staring at him from behind Dick's arm.
Title may change and the chapter count is only an estimate.
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- Part 9 of Red Hood | Jason Todd Brainrot
- Part 2 of Red Hood & Jason Todd: Multiverse Shenanigans!
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26 Jun 2026
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In which Jason is a literature nerd and helps his siblings.
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26 Jun 2026
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“I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”
“Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”
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20 Jun 2026
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Ken and the Real World by aikumicho (lovelyspiders)
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
25 Apr 2026
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Lars is not lonely. He definitely does not need someone by his side to keep him company and give him motivation. That's what he believed until he revisited a childhood memory and met it face to face.
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18 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter had been able to see people others couldn't since he could remember; he didn't know it was something bad until he could speak and Aunt Petunia would hit him with the spatula for his freakishness. Still, they made good company occasionally, at least the ones who weren't yelling all the time. Regulus, in particular, was a constant guardian; he taught him, was never unkind, and even protected him when his incorporeality allowed.
(Or the one when being touched by death left a lasting impression on one Harry James Potter, leaving one Regulus Arcturus Black to raise his brother's godson. As a ghost. Who knew the afterlife would be so interesting?)
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17 Jun 2026
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find a place to settle your mind (and reveal who you are) by sunnymoonlight
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
23 Apr 2023
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“Is this why you’ve been distancing yourself from the team?” Colin asked, softly.
“I was worried that since we had Zava, you all wouldn’t like me anymore. I wasn’t the best anymore.” Jamie replied.
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Colin and Jamie find comfort in each other when they both feel alone.
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16 Jun 2026
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Ghost hates going home, hates how Price always forces him to "take breaks", whatever good that is supposed to do.
Until someone new moves into the flat across from his and suddenly he can't wait to go home again.or
5 times Ghost is forced to go on leave and 1 time he takes leave on purpose.
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- Part 1 of Bound by faith
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11 Jun 2026
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There's something comical about how the three of them spot each other, standing at different ends of the lacrosse field.
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30 May 2026
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Bond runs his hand over the lock of the gun case. “It’s the best thing they’ve done in decades, making you Quartermaster of this place.”
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A re-imagining of SPECTRE in which Q comes up against the perils of Smart Blood and workplace politics.
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29 May 2026
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Necessary Measures by infinite_wonders
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies), Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
18 Apr 2013
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or; how Q singlehandedly cows trained assassins into eating their vegetables and sleeping on time and is surprised when they inevitably discover parts of himself that he's been trying to keep on the dl: A Story.
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29 May 2026
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Chirps, or the Feline Foes of James W. Bond by midrashic for bluebellofbakerstreet
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
17 Apr 2020
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James Bond is fluent in English, Spanish, French, German, Portuguese, Arabic, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, BSL, and, just for fun, Esperanto. He never thought he’d be adding “Cat” to that list.
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29 May 2026
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A month after Venice (Vesper), an unraveling James Bond is assigned to help a mysterious young hacker defect from a dangerous terrorist network.
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29 May 2026
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Sleeping With James Bond by dhampir72
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
31 Aug 2013
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What it’s like to sleep with James Bond.
(Or alternatively: five reasons why James Bond is one of the worst bed partners in the history of the world and the one reason Q keeps him around anyway.)
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28 May 2026
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A Harsh and Dreadful Thing by heavy_cream
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
29 Nov 2012
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And the first thing James asked was: "Why does my head hurt?"
And Q answered: "You got shot in the eye."
Bond blinked with his good eye. "Well, shit."
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28 May 2026
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So If You Give by TheCatOnTheMoon
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond - All Media Types
17 Jan 2013
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Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.
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28 May 2026
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Baby Bird by disasterdrow, Taraxinium
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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24 May 2026
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Live Wire by sebastian2017
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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After a year in orbit, Grace thinks he's ready to finally make his way down to Erid. The planet has been eagerly awaiting his arrival, ready to welcome him like a hero. Grace forgot to consider just how loud Erid could be and, more importantly, how frayed his tolerance is after years of near solitary travel.
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Grace is overstimulated and has a meltdown shortly after arriving on Erid. Rocky tries to help.
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24 May 2026
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A Suspended Moment of Living Hope by mrthology
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 May 2026
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Or, five times Ryland Grace desperately tried to cling to family (even when they all but threw him away), and one time family grabbed him and refused to let go.
_AKA, someone’s going to have to hold Rocky back from fighting the entirety of the human race for how sad they made Grace.
That someone will not be Adrian.
Adrian wants a gun, statement.
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24 May 2026