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I’ll always be a bridesmaid (and I’ll never take one home) by paleredheadinascifi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“I told you my partner was coming,” the man says, shifting awkwardly. He turns and gestures towards Buck. “Here he is.”
Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.
He’s going to be the best Fake Boyfriend this beautiful man has ever seen.
Or, Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Buck is about to deliver the Oscar-worthy performance of a lifetime.
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My baby by NazgulWrites
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
07 Jan 2026
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Talia presses her wrist against the bridge of her nose, anguish and grief painted across her whole being. “You killed him,” she whispers, breathless. “You slit my son's throat and left him there.”
Dick stares at her. Bruce doesn't kill. She knows that. It's part of why they aren't together anymore. She couldn't get him to.
“...He's not your son,” Batman protests quietly.
Dick's eyes widen. It's not a denial.
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- Part 23 of Red Hood | Jason Todd Brainrot
- Part 2 of Go for the throat
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28 Jun 2026
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"A lens flare and some dust" by NazgulWrites
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
27 Mar 2025
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The guy in the red helmet shrugged. “If you fuckwits aren't going to be helpful, I'll go find Nabu myself.”
“Who?” Steph asked.
Bruce stared incredulously. “Dr. Fate.”
Jason's jaw dropped. “Wait, what? Hold up, man, you- You're allowed to just hit up a freakin’ god?”
“Under these circumstances, yeah,” the guy said primly. “I've got connections, little bird, and I've dealt with him before, much to my Bruce's annoyance.”
Bruce pulled the Cowl off with a glare. “Dr. Fate is not someone you can just call at your whim.”
A snort came from the helmet. “He is if I'm at risk of collapsing the multiverse. Now, y’gonna let me use your fancy-ass supercomputer to call the Justice League, or do I have'ta call Constantine?”
Bruce looked like he'd bitten into a lemon. “We'll take the Zeta.”
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The Red Hood falls into an alternate universe's Batcave that's three years behind his own, except... he sees a seventeen year old Jason staring at him from behind Dick's arm.
Title may change and the chapter count is only an estimate.
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- Part 9 of Red Hood | Jason Todd Brainrot
- Part 2 of Red Hood & Jason Todd: Multiverse Shenanigans!
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26 Jun 2026
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In which Jason is a literature nerd and helps his siblings.
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26 Jun 2026
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“I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”
“Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”
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20 Jun 2026