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a certain group of women by someitems for TheQuestingVole (machiavellijr)
Fandoms: Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers
24 Dec 2025
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TO HONORIA LUCASTA, DOWAGER DUCHESS OF DENVER
DUKE’S DENVERPETER CALLED AWAY TO FRANCE STOP AM WITHOUT ACCOMPANIMENT TO SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT AT OXFORD AS RESULT STOP WOULD BE HONORED TO HAVE YOU AS GUEST IF NOTHING ELSE ON FOR YOU STOP
YOUR LOVING HARRIETWhen her husband Lord Peter Wimsey is unexpectedly summoned to France on business, Harriet Vane invites her mother-in-law, the Dowager Duchess of Denver, to join her at Shrewsbury for a speaking engagement. Will she be able to bring these two worlds together?
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the hungry fools that rule the world can’t catch us by someitems for Perilous_Grey
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 May 2025
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“‘That’s right,’ Roronoa says with relish. ‘This is the Thousand Sunny. We’re the Straw Hat Pirates. You’re here at the pleasure of the Emperor of the Sea and future Pirate King, Monkey D. Luffy.’ He grins like a shark. Smoker groans again.”
When Smoker is sent to pursue the Straw Hats instead of helping with security for the Reverie, he assumes the Marines are trying to get rid of him. But after the Straw Hats rescue him from certain death, he begins to realize that the Marines were never the place for him anyway.
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hearts can travel through closed doors by someitems for stifledlaughter
Fandoms: 千と千尋の神隠し | Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi | Spirited Away (2001)
25 Dec 2024
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"Her mother would say that Chihiro doesn’t want to grow up. But that’s not it, exactly. She wants to grow like a tree, putting down stronger roots and reaching up higher branches, until she’s sturdy and sheltering, the kind of person who can do something really worthwhile. But no one else around her seems to want that, and nothing she has to do seems designed to get her there."
A few years after Chihiro's journey to the spirit world, she still feels like something is missing. But with the help of a friend, she reconnects with the spirits around her—and finds her way back to the one she missed most of all.
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“Wei Wuxian’s heart sinks. After the last case—three months spent tracking down a street artist who was drawing cursed pictures in front of her exes’ apartment buildings—he’d told himself he wouldn’t take on any more for a while. Wei Wuxian is just one man with depleted spiritual power, a chronic illness, and a bunch of weird cultivation workarounds that could get him in trouble with the wrong people. He can’t solve everyone’s problems.
But, he realizes as he listens to Yanli talk, he has to solve this one.”
After Wen Ning is cursed at his workplace under mysterious circumstances, Wei Wuxian goes undercover as his replacement to help find out what’s really going on. He unearths a web of nepotism, lies, malicious cultivation and evil schemes. But his biggest discovery of all may be that his feelings for former college crush (and current coworker) Lan Wangji refuse to stay buried in the past.
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let's not make this harder than it has to be by someitems for fluffybun
Fandoms: 月刊少女野崎くん | Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
17 Dec 2022
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"Sakura sighs. 'Has it really been one year?' she says out loud to the stuffed toys piled on the edge of her bed.
One year since she first tried to work up the courage to ask Nozaki out—and could only say she was his fan, like he was an idol instead of an ordinary high school guy. One year since she found out he wasn’t that ordinary after all. One year of working on beta, learning all about manga, taking her art skills in new directions. One year of going to Nozaki’s house after school and eating his snacks and listening to his music. One year of getting to know him—and yet never getting past friendship. As far as dating Nozaki is concerned, she’s not any closer to that goal than she was a year ago."
Sakura and Nozaki finally decide it's time to make their feelings known—but they can't figure out how to turn their friendship into something more. Luckily, their friends are here to help. Mostly.
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"'We’ve been reclassified,' hollers Crowley from the front hallway.
'We’ve been what?' Aziraphale sets down the mug he’s washing and turns off the kitchen tap.
'Reclassified,' says Crowley, setting a stack of mail down on the table. He waves a letter on thick, official-looking paper. “Just got the notice.'”
When Aziraphale and Crowley get downgraded to Unaffiliated Spiritual Entities, Aziraphale must confront some things he's been avoiding for six thousand years—and figure out how to live now.
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“‘Wei Ying,’ Lan Wangji says. ‘You’ve seemed a bit restless, lately.’
‘Have I?’ Wei Ying says, with a chuckle meant to dissuade.
This is as good as a ‘yes’ to Lan Wangji. ‘Do you wish to leave Cloud Recesses and travel again?’”
Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji go on a journey, after everything.
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When Will Kirk and Steve Fletcher are asked to repair an old woman's grandfather clock that belonged to her late husband, they believe they have a straightforward job on their hands. But when the clock refuses to wind, they're forced to conclude that there's more here than meets the eye...
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Lan Sizhui doesn't know much about the Yiling Patriarch—until he discovers just how important the man was to his beloved Hanguang-Jun. So when Mo Xuanyu arrives on the scene, sights clearly set on Hanguang-Jun's affections, Sizhui decides Mo Xuanyu needs to hear the story before he gives his heart away. But Sizhui is missing one very important piece of the puzzle...
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"When you get right down to it, the whole thing was never meant to go as cock-eyed as it eventually went. At bottom, there was one idea that kicked off the whole business, and it was a devilish simple plan—so simple a child of ten should have been able to execute it. But as Jeeves is fond of saying, the best-laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley. And while I don’t know if any mouse ever had a plan to get his own back against a fellow in his club while also winning a tidy sum of money, neither mouse nor man ever had a plan gang as aft agley as mine ganged."
The Drones are hosting their annual Olympics, and all Bertie wants to do is get his own back after last year's humiliation. But things are never that simple where Bertie is concerned... Featuring an unwanted fiancee, a Pekingese masquerading as a cushion, a new Drones recruit, and the world's ugliest tie.
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The True Story of the Day I Was the Goodest Dog in the World, by me, Sgt. Stubby by someitems for jedi_penguin
Fandoms: Heroic Dogs (Real Puppy Fic)
16 Dec 2018
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"This is the destiny of every dog. To one day, be the goodest dog in the whole world. And you have to be ready."
Sgt. Stubby tells his pups about his wartime heroics.