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a certain group of women by someitems for TheQuestingVole (machiavellijr)
Fandoms: Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers
24 Dec 2025
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TO HONORIA LUCASTA, DOWAGER DUCHESS OF DENVER
DUKE’S DENVERPETER CALLED AWAY TO FRANCE STOP AM WITHOUT ACCOMPANIMENT TO SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT AT OXFORD AS RESULT STOP WOULD BE HONORED TO HAVE YOU AS GUEST IF NOTHING ELSE ON FOR YOU STOP
YOUR LOVING HARRIETWhen her husband Lord Peter Wimsey is unexpectedly summoned to France on business, Harriet Vane invites her mother-in-law, the Dowager Duchess of Denver, to join her at Shrewsbury for a speaking engagement. Will she be able to bring these two worlds together?
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the hungry fools that rule the world can’t catch us by someitems for Perilous_Grey
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 May 2025
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“‘That’s right,’ Roronoa says with relish. ‘This is the Thousand Sunny. We’re the Straw Hat Pirates. You’re here at the pleasure of the Emperor of the Sea and future Pirate King, Monkey D. Luffy.’ He grins like a shark. Smoker groans again.”
When Smoker is sent to pursue the Straw Hats instead of helping with security for the Reverie, he assumes the Marines are trying to get rid of him. But after the Straw Hats rescue him from certain death, he begins to realize that the Marines were never the place for him anyway.
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hearts can travel through closed doors by someitems for stifledlaughter
Fandoms: 千と千尋の神隠し | Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi | Spirited Away (2001)
25 Dec 2024
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"Her mother would say that Chihiro doesn’t want to grow up. But that’s not it, exactly. She wants to grow like a tree, putting down stronger roots and reaching up higher branches, until she’s sturdy and sheltering, the kind of person who can do something really worthwhile. But no one else around her seems to want that, and nothing she has to do seems designed to get her there."
A few years after Chihiro's journey to the spirit world, she still feels like something is missing. But with the help of a friend, she reconnects with the spirits around her—and finds her way back to the one she missed most of all.
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“Wei Wuxian’s heart sinks. After the last case—three months spent tracking down a street artist who was drawing cursed pictures in front of her exes’ apartment buildings—he’d told himself he wouldn’t take on any more for a while. Wei Wuxian is just one man with depleted spiritual power, a chronic illness, and a bunch of weird cultivation workarounds that could get him in trouble with the wrong people. He can’t solve everyone’s problems.
But, he realizes as he listens to Yanli talk, he has to solve this one.”
After Wen Ning is cursed at his workplace under mysterious circumstances, Wei Wuxian goes undercover as his replacement to help find out what’s really going on. He unearths a web of nepotism, lies, malicious cultivation and evil schemes. But his biggest discovery of all may be that his feelings for former college crush (and current coworker) Lan Wangji refuse to stay buried in the past.
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let's not make this harder than it has to be by someitems for fluffybun
Fandoms: 月刊少女野崎くん | Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
17 Dec 2022
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"Sakura sighs. 'Has it really been one year?' she says out loud to the stuffed toys piled on the edge of her bed.
One year since she first tried to work up the courage to ask Nozaki out—and could only say she was his fan, like he was an idol instead of an ordinary high school guy. One year since she found out he wasn’t that ordinary after all. One year of working on beta, learning all about manga, taking her art skills in new directions. One year of going to Nozaki’s house after school and eating his snacks and listening to his music. One year of getting to know him—and yet never getting past friendship. As far as dating Nozaki is concerned, she’s not any closer to that goal than she was a year ago."
Sakura and Nozaki finally decide it's time to make their feelings known—but they can't figure out how to turn their friendship into something more. Luckily, their friends are here to help. Mostly.
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Yuuri's husband is possibly not as oblivious as he seems, because he grins and asks, "Have you never looked up Yuuri?"
"There's a porn actress with the same name who went into politics," says Nate, "so she's most of the results, and some stuff about figure skating."
"Some stuff about figure skating," Victor says ruefully to Yuuri.
(((A post-skating-retirement college scenario based on skygemspeaks' idea about Yuuri's college classmates learning about his figure skating career. I wrote a variation mostly because I just really wanted to include Victor in the mix. This also heavily draws on kevystel's ideas about Yuuri unknowingly breaking hearts everywhere he goes.)))
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06 May 2026
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Javi didn’t have the ring in his pocket, but he compulsively dropped to one knee.
“Yuzu,” he said, but Yuzuru did not hear him. He was looking instead at a flock of birds overhead.
“Look, Javi!” he pointed. He turned and saw Javi kneeling in the dirt. “Oh, did you drop something?” he asked.
The moment was lost. Javier lied on the spot.
“My shoelace is untied,” he blurted out. He looked down and saw both of his shoelaces tied as tightly as when they had left the house.
“Um, okay,” Yuzuru said.
(Or, five times Javi tried to propose to Yuzuru, and one time Yuzuru took care of it himself.)
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14 Apr 2026
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No one in their right mind would ever seriously try to woo Lin Ronghu, the Emperor's infamously ruthless (if unofficial) spymaster.
Not that that's stopped the local legend, a (self-described) beautiful detective with peerless martial arts. His crush is a major inconvenience - at least until there's a murder that puts Lin Ronghu's most hated political nemesis straight in the frame. Since Lin Ronghu can't believe that anyone would be that stupid, he decides that maybe having a private detective around might be good for something after all...
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When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need to leave the sect. He needs to get married, and she has the perfect Sect Leader in mind.
When Lan Wangji is invited to come along on Wei Wuxian's visit to the Unclean Realm to spend time with his new betrothed, Nie Mingjue, he agrees — even though his heart is breaking. How else is he ever going to see Wei Wuxian again?
When Nie Mingjue welcomes Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji into his home, he realizes two things very quickly: 1.) They clearly want each other so badly they can barely stand it, and 2.) Nie Mingjue is Into That.
(In which arranged marriage to Nie Mingjue solves just about everyone's problems)
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31 Dec 2021
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“Okay,” Jingyi says, as Sizhui puzzles this out aloud. “Okay! So the demon has been turning its victims into children.”
“I think so,” Sizhui says.
“To make them easier prey,” Jingyi says.
“Yes,” Sizhui says.
“So—” Jingyi’s voice cracks here, “this kid is Senior Wei.”
Wei Wuxian, still tangled in his own massive robes, blinks politely at them.
(Or: Wei Wuxian is cursed on a night-hunt, and the junior quartet rapidly finds themselves in over their heads.)
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