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“Well, it’s not Nami, obviously,” Sanji reasons out loud. “You two are like siblings. And as lovely as Robin-chan is, she cannot possibly be your type.” Zoro had phrased it in a way hinting at unrequited love, which means Hiyori’s out too – that woman was practically throwing herself at him every time they were in the same room. “Oh, what was that pink-haired darling’s name? Perona, no? She–”
“Cook,” Zoro deadpans, eye narrowed. “If you want to guess sometime this century, you need to stop listing women.”
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In which Sanji gets captured by pirate hunters, Zoro is in the right place at the right time, and one thing leads to another. You know how it is.
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01 Jul 2026
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Walking Study in Demonology by ijustwanttodestroy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Sep 2024
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Eijirou looks at the talisman. And then does a double take.
“This just says ‘fuck off’ in kanji,” Eijirou says to Midoriya.
“It’s very effective,” Midoriya says to Eijirou.
“What the hell is going on,” Jirou says to the room.
(In which the dorms are haunted and Midoriya is an exorcist. In, you know, a manner of speaking.)
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19 Mar 2026
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Besotted for Blond by IronicVeghead for SebastianMoranhasarrived
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Aug 2024
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“He’ll never love me like this~”
“Ohmygods!”
“No~ fuck. No! I didn’t say- shut up!” Zoro retorts gruffly, sitting back on his haunches as her hollow’s affect begins to ebb. His face is screwed up in a frown and he’s blushing.
“This is the most exciting thing ever,” she grins.
“You are the worst!”
“I need the whole scoop,” Perona tells him, moving to crowd him towards the foyer.
“You don’t, actually?” Zoro frowns, batting her hands away as she attempts to manhandle him into a seat, “you don’t need shit.”
“Zoro,” she hisses, shoving a manicured finger into his nose, “either you tell me willingly or I will pull it from you with your smitten sorrows.”
The swordsman snarls, his eyes crossing as he glares down her finger.
“Spill.”
Perona can see the way his jaw clenches tight and she smirks. She knows he’s only angry because she’s winning.
“I… I’m in love with the Cook,” Zoro grits out.
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15 Jan 2026
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take my heart, don’t break it (love me to my bones) by Resacon1990 for Ame801
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2024
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“You know,” Zoro starts beside him, and Sanji turns his head to see the swordsman watching him carefully, the edges of his lips twitched up into a small smile, “if the wind changes, your face will be stuck like that.”
Sanji stares at him for a moment, suddenly aware of his deep frown, and he smoothes it away with a brush of his hand as he scoffs. “It’s not funny when you say it, Marimo.”
Zoro laughs. “Oh, but it is when you do?” he asks with a cocked eyebrow and Sanji grins at him, reaching out to shove at his shoulder, well aware that he knocks Zoro slightly off balance only because the swordsman lets him.
“Excuse you,” he retorts, dodging Zoro as he swipes out at him with a large hand, “but I’m fucking hilarious.”
Or, five times Zoro shows affection and the one time Sanji realises (and returns) it.
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15 Jan 2026
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Lord Floria's Anthology by leadernovaandthemacabre
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
15 Apr 2023
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In her preparation to ascend the throne, Princess Zelda’s father introduces her to the concept of looking for a companion with the intelligence, resolve, and aptitude to rule at her side.
Meanwhile, the Marquis of Faron’s little sister steals his private poetry and sends them to Princess Zelda after she hears she’s looking for a man.
Link begins to sweat.
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18 Dec 2025