queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- SMPEarth (1)
Recent works
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public relations are my favorite crime by queer_drunk_dwarf for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: SMPEarth
10 Nov 2025
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Fit and Phil lands themselves in a pickle.
Thankfully, they know just the thing to get out of it!
Techno wants to go to sleep.
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
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Sanji washes ashore at Shimotsuki Village at ten years old, three years into being exactly the kind of son Judge wanted. He plans to leave. He keeps not leaving.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
30 Jun 2026
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In the Land of the Demon King by The_Consulting_Werewolf
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2026
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Vinsmoke Judge's masterplan is sending Sanji to the demon king's territory, so some stupid knight can go rescue his son and then marry him. Sanji is, as expected, pissed. The demon king, on the other hand, is not sure how he should feel about this.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
23 Jun 2026
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Five Times Sanji Called Zoro a Dumbass (and the One Time He Called Him Love) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
22 Jun 2026
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Five times Sanji called Zoro a dumbass (while breaking up an undignified chicken battle at three in the morning, suffering through handcuffs and escalating domestic hostility, losing his mind over a fever that should never have gotten that bad, nearly killing someone with concern after a fall from the crow’s nest, and dragging a half-dead idiot home from a duel he absolutely did not need to accept). And one time, when the pretending finally gave out, the word on his tongue changed into the truth he’d been circling all along.
Series
- Part 12 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
23 Jun 2026
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‘You’re not in any position to be making comments about how I act. Seriously, for someone who’s so judgy about it, are you able to catch somebody’s eye without looking stupid and making an embarrassing fool of yourself?’
Aren’t most normal, well-adjusted people out there able to manage that just fine? Usopp almost says, and it’s evident from the sudden glint of feral hilarity in Zoro’s expression that he’s thinking the same thing, but then—
‘—Well, go on, show me. In fact, you know what, Mosshead? Come try it on me, because I’m absolutely dying to see this. If I’m not head-over-heels wild about you by the end of today, then we’ll all know you’re officially full of shit.’
… What.
‘What,’ Zoro and Usopp blurt out in stunned unison.
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Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
21 Jun 2026
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When Sanji's father decides to sell the diner in the town where he grew up, Sanji reluctantly returns home to help prepare the place for sale. He should have known he'd have to deal with Zoro who never left their small town and who seems to be nursing a chip on his shoulder. Which might be fair given what happened between them.
Worse than saying goodbye to the diner Sanji loves so much are the weird happenings around town. Sanji would just ignore it all if only Zoro didn't start acting suspicious as hell.
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Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
21 Jun 2026