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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    “but what about lily? You’ve been like head over heels in love with her for years!”

    Ilya’s mood immediately picks up “head over heels, huh?”

    Shane can feel his face getting redder. “Fuck off. He’s exaggerating.”

    ”I am not!-“

    or: a video of Shane and Ilya is leaked online and his parents, Hayden and JJ react to the news.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Rumor had gotten around that he had a steady relationship now, after all it was obvious that he no longer engaged in his former party boy ways. It was the new tradition now, chirping Ilya Rozanov about his girlfriend. He shares what the other players say with Jane of course.

    Lily: Are you cheating on me with Durand?
    Jane: What the fuck??
    Jane: NO!!!
    Lily: He said he spent night with my girlfriend last night :(
    Lily: How could loving girlfriend do this to me?
    Jane: I don’t even know where to start with this
    Lily: Because you don’t love me anymore
    Lily: You love Durand now
    Jane: I’d rather set myself on fire than spend one minute with Durand off ice

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    18 Jun 2026

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    HOLLANDER IS GAY

    A shocking moment has occurred as Gilbert Comeau outs fellow Montreal Voyager and Captain Shane Hollander as gay. Fans of the hockey team are divided, with some condemning Comeau's actions and others calling for transparency.
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    Rozanov and Hollander?

    During the recent pre-season game, Ilya Rozanov revealed a past hook-up with Shane Hollander, asking the other captain if he’d like a repeat.
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    Shane’s Wife @hockeygirl25

    Okay, so wait, this was just pigtail pulling the entire time?

    Or, after Shane is outed by a teammate, Ilya decides to bin their ten-year plan to publicly woo his boyfriend as if they aren’t already dating.

    The public predictably loses its mind.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Three years into playing together at Ottawa, Shane and Ilya are invited to take part in a video for buzzfeed all designed around debunking the biggest theories surrounding them, their relationship and promising not to hold anything back. It's safe to say the hockey world will not be the same again.

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    SH: Hello, I’m Shane Hollander, the greatest hockey player of all time. 
    IR: And I’m Ilya Rozanov, the actual best player of all time. 
    SH: 5 cups to your 3.
    IR: 800 goals to your 750.
    SH: I could go into assists but we need to finish the intro so hello everyone!
    SH: We’re here with Buzzfeed who have given us conspiracy theories to look at.
    IR: We’re going to prove them all wrong. 

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    18 Jun 2026

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    @Rozanov81:

    Ok internet, I have announcement.

    I am getting married in 2 weeks.

    So we are going to play a game, ok? I give you one clue every day, we will see if you can guess

    #SecretRelationship #ILoveYouJane

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    With each new daily clue, the Hollanov fans only get louder. Each clue lining up perfectly with a certain Canadian hockey player.

    However, they still cannot convince anyone. If anything, their overflow of online excitement might make it seem less believable.

    Ilya notices the plight of these modern Casandras of the internet age and, of course, decides to make it worse.

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    Told through snapshots from twitter, Instagram, the Ottawa WAGs group chat and Ilya’s journey into the depths of Reddit to find r/HollanovHQ

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    18 Jun 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Originally posted on Twitter here.]

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    18 Jun 2026

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    A private conversation between Shane and Rose goes viral. No, not that one. Another one. One about unrequited love, undiagnosed autism, and a preference for submission. The fallout will be impossible to handle. Especially because Ilya Rozanov probably saw the entire thing.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Rose: Shane. I need you to tell me something.

    Shane: Giraffes are thirty times more likely to get hit by lightning than people.

    Rose:
    Rose: Shane wtf that’s not what I meant 😭

    Shane: Oh.

    Or: Rose doesn't know why 80% of her boyfriends turn out to be gay, and 100% of her romantic relationships die. Shane figures it out.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.

    Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.

    AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Why is Melissa from the Raiders Foundation texting me?
    Shane: Ilya
    Shane: What did you do

    Ilya: ah
    Ilya: you are wag now yes?

    Shane: Ilya

    Ilya: i gave your number to hammersmith’s wife
    Ilya: she thinks i need help with the charity basket
    Ilya: and you know all my favorite things

    With Shane's new WAG status comes new responsibilities. Particularly with the Boston Raiders Foundation.

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    17 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    when a locker room video accidentally shows shane hollander's phone as he's texting after a game, it doesn't take long before someone has zoomed in to find out exactly what and who he was texting and even less time before everyone is outraged that shane hollander is a misogynist. because what's okay to send to ilya rozanov isn't exactly okay to send to some girl named lily

    aka your classic twitter misunderstanding social media fic

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    17 Jun 2026

  12. Rec *

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    "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    It didn’t help, either, that he wasn’t allowed to tell them about the most important person in his life. Staying mysterious only helped for so long. It was isolating, being this secretive. The nerves mixed with the hiding didn’t exactly make it easy to connect with his teammates. 

    Shane could tell it was hurting Ilya. Ilya didn’t want Shane to worry, but he could tell his reassurances only helped so much. Which is why, after debating and discussing, they decided that Ilya should tell his teammates about his partner. Not Shane, but tell them about Jane. 

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    another shane joins the wag chat fic

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    17 Jun 2026

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    The five times Ilya Rozanov shares too much about their relationship on Twitter and the one time Shane lets his tongue (thumbs) fly.

    AKA: The six times Hollanov give Harris Drover an aneurysm by being thirsty on main.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”

    “Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.

    He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.

    “Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”

    “They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.

    (shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    The Metros make a request of Shane: can he wait ten, fifteen minutes before he gets in the shower after practice? Just so the rest of them can shower first? It's only fair that they get to go first, since they have wives and girlfriends waiting for them at home, and obviously they can't shower at the same time. They wouldn't want Shane checking them out, or anything.

    Shane gets the vicious crashout he deserves and gives the (individualized, highly personal) callouts the Metros deserve.

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    16 Jun 2026

  17. Rec 24

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    A series of unconnected oneshots where Heated Rivalry characters (mostly Shane so far, but like my other series, I'm having Thoughts about Luca) reveal something about their backstory or reasoning for canon decisions. Because half of Shane's life has the potential to be deeply tragic when you really think about it and he deserves to live authentically.

    Marked as complete because all works stand alone and are complete, but I'll keep adding more as the plot bunnies arrive.

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    16 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 56

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    16 Jun 2026

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    A collection of Centaurs WAG chats set after Shane joins the team (and he and Ilya are married).

    Stories can be read independently of each other in any order, with the exception of Part 3 which introduces a new recurring original character.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Yuna stared at the phone in her hand while David went out in search of coffee. She got the number from Shane’s phone after learning the name from Hayden (This girl he’s been texting with for a long time, years, uhm she might be his sort-of-girlfriend?). She was simply listed in Shane’s contacts under “Lily”, no last name. She didn’t check their chat history because she valued her relationship with Shane, but it was a close call.

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    Yuna Hollander gets ahold of Lily’s phone number after Shane’s injury and starts texting her.

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    16 Jun 2026

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