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shut up (murphwitz) by Anonymous
Fandom CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF, Not Another D&D Podcast (Podcast) RPF
14 Jul 2026
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in which i make two forty year old male pocasters fuck like rabbits for some reason
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02 Apr 2026
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I'm Not. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Not Another D&D Podcast (Podcast) RPF, CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF
10 Mar 2026
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Murph and Jake get drunk and roughhouse.
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- Part 1 of shut up (murphwitz)
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- English
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- 1,727
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- 1/1
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17 Mar 2026
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Situation Normal by Kay_Jay_Dee
Fandoms: CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF, Not Another D&D Podcast (Podcast) RPF
10 Dec 2025
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Jake has gotten himself into a Situation.
Movie night at Murph and Emily's: normal.
Emily tucking herself under his arm: normal.
Emily putting her hand high up on his thigh right as Boromir says that one does not simply walk into Mordor: uh…
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- English
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- 3,197
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- 2/3
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09 Dec 2025
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attention seeking behaviour by Kay_Jay_Dee
Fandoms: Not Another D&D Podcast (Podcast) RPF, CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF
12 Nov 2025
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"Wait," Caldwell says. "Are you still wearing them?"
"I got off stage, like, two seconds ago,"Murph says. "Of course I'm still wearing them."
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In which Caldwell is all of us.
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Siobhan wants to kiss her best friend and her best friend's husband. Emily wants to kiss her best friend and watch her best friend and her husband kiss. Murph wants to kiss his wife's best friend and watch his wife and her best friend kiss, but not in a gross bro way. It's simple, right?
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Based on a prompt about Siobhan staying with Murph and Emily.
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- Part 1 of Take a Beat
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- English
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- 4,035
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- 2/2
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03 Nov 2025
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perfect catastrophic harmony by zacoyama (stardustandswimmingpools) for idaea
Fandoms: CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF, Dimension 20 (Web Series) RPF
12 Oct 2025
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“Arnold Schwarzenegger is of course the perfect man,” Zac says.
“Eh, I like ‘em skinnier,” Emily says. She hooks her chin on his shoulder so she can look up into his face, if he looks at her, which he does. “Sometimes. Depending on the guy.”
Zac’s eyes flit around her face. “Not Murph, I assume.”
The corner of Emily's mouth pulls upward like on a string.
“Not just Murph,” she says, correcting and agreeing and suggesting all at once.
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03 Nov 2025
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The Family Business by Kay_Jay_Dee
Fandoms: CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF, Not Another D&D Podcast (Podcast) RPF
07 Nov 2025
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It's been a long goddamn day and Frankie Vantasmo just wants to relax.
Look, Murph doesn't exactly feel good about the fucked up games that they play.
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- Part 1 of The Family Business
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03 Nov 2025
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Next time, at Brennan's house again, Zac straddles Murph's lap without hesitation, his knees pressing in tight on either side of Murph's thighs. "Do you actually want to be here?" he says, one hand slipping around the back of Murph's neck and toying with his hair.
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Murph appreciates Brennan's dedication to turning his house into a sex den for his pervert friends. He's just not quite sure where he belongs in the mess of it all.
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03 Nov 2025
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It’s hard to pay attention, hard to keep his defences up. Before they started filming, Brennan came up behind him and grabbed his shoulders, giving him a little shake, and Murph felt an omegan purr rise in his chest before he managed to swallow it down.
His smile feels rigid, like his teeth might crack. His back, neck, and shoulders ache. His underwear is damp. Even with his industrial-grade scent blockers, he's sure that everyone at the table can smell him.
(They can't. He knows they can't. But it sure as hell feels like they can.)
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Emily's worried. Brennan just wants to help. And Murph doesn't know what's worse, his self-loathing or going into heat at the studio.
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- Part 1 of petrol soaked paper and fireworks
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07 Oct 2025
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make the ladies say... by youremyboy (DacerGirl369) for nauseakills
Fandoms: Jake and Amir
28 Dec 2024
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A zine about female characters in the webshow Jake & Amir.
For Ace @nauseakills
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Peony for your thoughts: everyone needs somebuddy to be head clover heels in gullieship with.
(A Jake and Amir Hanahaki Fic.)
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25 Apr 2024
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vague sense of longing by youremyboy (DacerGirl369) for dandelionblizzard
Fandoms: Jake and Amir
31 Dec 2023
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How they fall apart, and how they come back together.
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- English
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31 Dec 2023
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“We all forget how we hit our heads and where we parked our car, Jake.” He shakes his head like this is obvious, scoffing. “What's the last thing you remember?”
“Uh. July 2009.”
“Oh. Jesus.”
or; Jake wakes up on the sidewalk, head pounding, no idea how he got there or what's going on. He knows Amir is to blame for the gaps in his memory, but everything is different now, and he can't remember why. It's a struggle to piece together the picture of his life— and maybe he won't like what he learns.
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Established relationship.
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27 Apr 2023
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In which Charles Leclerc moves to Red Bull Racing.
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28 Mar 2023
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The Ongoing Drama of Shared Experience (Or Something Like That) by BrassHorse
Fandoms: Jake and Amir
08 Apr 2019
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The morning after Jake is drugged and assaulted at a bar, he tries not to piece together what actually happened. Amir sort of helps, or mostly doesn't, depending on how you look at it.
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05 Jun 2022
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Amir: Grindr works perfectly, if you don't mind who fucks you and where.
Jake: What do you mean 'where'?
Amir: Like an alley ... or ... my face.Or: The first time Jake has sex with Amir, he realizes Amir's got some odd ideas about how it's supposed to go. He does his best to correct them.
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11 May 2022
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six or seven weeks (give or take) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
18 Sep 2019
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Brian's a man with a plan.
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- English
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31 Oct 2020
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and I still believe that I cannot be saved by Anonymous
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF
25 Jul 2019
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Brian's never had a vampiric coworker before Pat—well, that he knows of, anyway. Apparently, they'd been hiding in plain sight all over the place. He'd been as shocked as anyone else when vampires went public a few years back. Turns out, when you hit a certain critical mass of vampires, they just want to be able to go to the store and not have to do a murder, like everyone else.
When Pat runs into a tight spot, though, and Brian knows he can help out, well. He makes some choices.
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31 Oct 2020
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close encounters, seventh kind by Anonymous
Fandoms: Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF, Among Us (Video Game)
31 Oct 2020
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The spacesuit makes it hard to tell, but Pat's pretty sure Orange is dead.
What happens when your spaceship is invaded by killer aliens, but you're honestly kind of okay with it because you were probably never leaving this fucking ship alive anyway, and this way's quicker.
(A Polygon/Among Us crossover, but if you're coming from the Among Us tag, you don't need to know anything more than 'there are two guys named Pat and Brian.')
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- English
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31 Oct 2020