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This Place Will Become Your Tomb by lixdoesntknow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Apr 2026
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In the beginning, I didn’t even know what to write. Even if I did eventually learn charms to protect the journal from prying eyes and sticky hands, it’s not like I wanted to declare “Hello, I'm Basilton, your local hopelessly queer vampire! Here are my most embarrassing thoughts,” on the first page.
Once I had (shamefully) committed to the idea of writing in a diary, it became easier to let it out: daily entries, drifting thoughts, pro and con lists, poetry, and heartfelt confessions began to fill the pages until it felt normal. Until the shame and doubt melted away, leaving nothing behind but catharsis. Until I filled the book to the brim and had to decide if this would be A Thing I Did.
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Nothing to See Here by EarlGreyMage for KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Jul 2023
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When I glance up at him, he has his free hand in front of his mouth. I’m positive that he’s biting his thumb to keep himself from making any more noises.
The weight of him on my tongue is delicious. And this close I can smell, taste, all of him. Green smoke, burnt buttery popcorn, and a heavy musk that can only be described as Simon. It’s my favorite thing, satisfying my taste buds more than any meal or rat ever will. I’m so lost in the moment that I don’t manage to catch the noises coming from me until I hear another voice.
“The fuck was that?” Someone a row in front of where Snow sits whispers.
I can’t help but wonder how they’d respond if they knew the truth of the matter.
It’s Basilton Grimm-Pitch, moaning beneath a desk as he practically chokes on Simon Snow’s cock.
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Fighting one war is bad enough; three is almost impossible. That’s why, when the Old Families offer the Mage a deal that will put an end to their conflict, he accepts.
Simon hates everything about the deal. (And his life. And he definitely hates Baz.) He’s only going along with his part in it because he’s the Mage’s Heir and he has to. There definitely aren’t any other reasons.
Or at least, if there are, Simon doesn’t know them. Yet.
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- Part 1 of Hang the Moon
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“Baz—" Simon starts, and Baz reprimands himself for thinking of his best friend as lovely (even though he is, even though he has thought so for quite some time.) He shakes his head, raises an eyebrow again, encourages Simon to continue. “Is it weird if I haven’t, ah,” Simon pauses, takes a deep breath. And now Baz stops walking, because Simon is blustering, and as endearing as it may be, he has never liked to see Simon struggle— “I haven’t kissed anyone!” Simon blurts hastily, his cheeks blazing, his hands still tugging mercilessly at his sleeves.
Alternatively: 7 times Simon and Baz kiss.
Featuring: the colours of the rainbow!
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This Is Mr. Pitch by standalone
Fandoms: Simon Snow series - Gemma T. Leslie, Fangirl - Rainbow Rowell, Carry On - Rainbow Rowell
01 Jun 2016
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For everyone who's wished Baz were an English teacher, here's a stateside high-school AU.
The Watford School of Magicks doesn't exist, but this year, there's a new hire in the Watford High English department.
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- Part 1 of Teachers AU
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Last Year: The Sex Website Debacle by standalone
Fandoms: Simon Snow series - Gemma T. Leslie
05 Feb 2016
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This is a little backstory for This is Mr. Pitch.
If you're not reading that longer piece, this probably won't make a lot of sense.
(And it's explicit, but not in a fun sexy way.)
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- Part 2 of Teachers AU
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
11 Jun 2026