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It’s his own fault. His fault they had too much to drink, his fault their friends all had to deal with the fallout of the second messiest divorce to ever take place in their friend group, his fault that he and Scar got married the first time anyway… the list of reasons why it’s his fault is long. He deserves the raw throat from the scream he let out this morning when Cleo sent him the photos and the laughter that’s been trailing him all day.
Leave it to Grian to drunkenly remarry his ex-husband on a group vacation. Leave it to Grian to be the only one who remembers the next morning.
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31 May 2026
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Kiss and Tell by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 May 2026
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“The only way to truly know that kissing isn’t for me would be to test it.” Grian propped his head on his hand, mulling it over absently. “Specifically, with someone who’s known to not be a bad kisser.”
His roommate tensed.
Grian raised a brow. “Is something the matter?”
At the sound of his voice, a small change crossed Scar’s face. He relaxed a bit, mouth pulling into a polite smile. “Well, if a good kisser is all you need,” Scar said. “I’ve never gotten any complaints.”
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After a couple bad experiences, Grian's fairly sure kissing isn't something he enjoys. Scar seeks to change that.
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29 May 2026
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Lifers in College- Life Series Alternate Universe Set in College by LoonyLooser006
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Jun 2026
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16 May 2026
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“Oh my God…” by LoonyLooser006
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 May 2026
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The simple friction, the drag of his own calloused palm, sent sparks dancing behind his closed eyelids.
His breath hitched sharply.
Images flooded his mind, unbidden, vivid as lightning strikes:
Grian beneath him on the motel bed, back arching off the cheap sheets, eyes wide and dark as Scar’s hand slid lower, past the waistband of his jeans…
Grian on his knees between Scar’s legs, looking up through wet lashes, mouth pink and parted…
Grian gasping Scar’s name, fingers tangled in his hair, riding his thigh with that same restless, seeking rhythm from the party…
Scar’s hips jerked forward into his own grip, a low, involuntary groan tearing from his throat. Louder than he’d intended.
Much louder.
He froze instantly.
Eyes snapping open, his free hand slapping over his mouth, heart hammering against his ribs like a frantic drum.
The sound of the water seemed deafening suddenly, a roaring white noise filling the small space.
His breath came in shallow, ragged gasps.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
He’d made a noise.
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16 May 2026
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Performance Issues, HotGuy?
By GrianIn recent weeks, HotGuy has been leaving much to be desired on the battlefield. It seems after many long, hard fights, he just can’t keep it up. He used to be quite anal about his victories, but now he’s had a few close calls. Could it be that his arrows just aren’t what they used to be? Is he firing blanks? I wouldn’t be surprised if his enemies are having to fake their defeat. Of course, HotGuy is far from the only man who struggles to hit the target, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh.
Three of HotGuy’s record fights for injuries and collateral damage have all occurred this month, an alarming statistic in the face of the continued attacks. The root of the issue may be difficult to swallow…Series
- Part 1 of SUPERCRITICAL
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14 May 2026
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Can I Bring You Home For Christmas? by LoonyLooser006
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Jun 2026
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Grian shifted again—another small movement, a thoughtless roll of his hips as he resettled. The bed creaked faintly beneath them, the sound sharp in the hush. Grian froze for half a second, then relaxed, deciding it was probably fine. If anything, it helped the illusion.
Scar, on the other hand, went very still.
His jaw tightened, eyes closing briefly as he took a slow breath, hands remaining firmly—but respectfully—at Grian’s sides. When he spoke again, his voice was even, almost too controlled. “Hey,” he said gently, breathlessly, “maybe— maybe don’t move like that.”
Grian blinked. “Oh—sorry.” He flushed, immediately trying to still himself, hands pressing into Scar’s shoulders for balance. “Did I—?”
Before Scar could answer—
BANG BANG BANG.
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When a plan hatches for Grian to pretend to be Scar’s partner at his mother’s ‘Christmas Extravaganza’, Grian realises that fake love feels an awful lot like the real thing—especially when everyone else believes it already is.
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12 May 2026
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Worth a Fortune ~ REBOOT by headlessdolls (somewonderfulways)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
31 May 2026
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Rebooted version of my first fic ; Desert Duo in a British secondary school
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'Fortuna Secondary is a private secondary school based in rural England. It is a school specifically made with demi-humans and hybrids in mind and is notoriously hard to get into without the money to do so.'Elemental elf Scar Goodtimes had recently moved to rural England, a quiet valley home to all kinds of people, from a small forest just outside Texas after an...unsavoury incident.
The kind of guy that could get along with anyone, but still would rather just sit by himself with his cat.And there, at his new school, he finally makes real friends, finds things he enjoys, everything finally starts looking up for him.
And Fortuna is where he meets the boy who will become the love of his life.A pesky, overly curious, maybe a little messed up avian named Grian, who wants to know everything about everything.
They're very opposite people, but at the same time, they just click. They get each other.Opposites attract might not just be a saying after all, huh?
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12 Apr 2026
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home again by purple_nightfall
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Dec 2025
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It's winter break, and Grian's just gotten home from his first semester of college. It's surreal to be home after such an onslaught of new experiences. At least he's got Scar.
When an impulsive New Year's kiss casts their relationship in a new light, Grian worries that he might lose this friendship that's so precious to him.
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08 Apr 2026
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takin' what's not yours by purple_nightfall
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Feb 2025
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08 Apr 2026
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thievin', stealin' by purple_nightfall
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
13 Jan 2025
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“You’re never gonna win this, Gri. You know that, right?” Scar taunted.
“You wanna - bet?” Grian panted, his nose bumping against Scar’s cheek as they tussled. “You’ve gotta let your guard down eventually! And then - when you least expect it - I’ll strike!”
Scar hummed, again with that infuriating smirk. “Nope. Never gonna happen. An’ there’s nothin’ you can do about it!”
Grian brought his free hand out from its fruitless quest behind his back, and tucked a lock of hair behind Scar’s ear. “Is that a challenge, hmm?”Scar steals Grian's lucky pencil. Grian refuses to just let it slide.
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- Part 1 of takin' what's not yours
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08 Apr 2026
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you know where to find me (and i know where to look) by purple_nightfall
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
09 Feb 2025
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Just a glance and a nod and a quick polite smile. That’s all. Scar’s hazel-green eyes catch Grian’s for just an instant, and then he’s back to the rest of the group.
Grian quietly takes a deep breath, willing his nerves to settle. He’s got butterflies, because of course he does. Of course one look at Scar still lights him up inside.It's been five years since Scar and Grian last saw each other - five years since their messy breakup just before graduation. But their class reunion is coming up, and Grian can't help but wonder what it will bring. Regret? Closure? Or something even better?
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- Part 2 of takin' what's not yours
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08 Apr 2026
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Soulmates can be your closest lover or your worst enemy. In a world where you are linked by fate to someone with a single tattoo, it's not uncommon for people to refuse to accept it. Grian was one of those people. As he walked into the tattoo studio to have his soulmate tattoo removed, the last thing anyone would expect was for the tattoo artist, Scar, to recognise his tattoo. As Scar balances his heart and his mind, he tries to find out a way to connect with his soulmate without telling him that they are soulmates.
But can they continue that way forever?
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03 Apr 2026
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How to Accidentally Date Your Servant by Sleepless_in_Southlands (Sleepless_in_Starbucks)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
05 Feb 2022
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Scar is the second prince to a thriving kingdom. Grian is his new handservant and illegally charming. Oblivious gay fluff ensues.
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26 Mar 2026
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and though i burn how could i fall? (when i'm lifted by every word you say) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
02 Mar 2026
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When Grian wakes up again, it is much later and the sun is high in the sky. His parents are gone for the day, on some diplomatic mission that will take them the rest of the week, so the expectations on his shoulders feel a bit less crushing for once. He lets out a contented sigh and stretches a bit, immediately cuddling back up to the warm body behind him. He feels it move as it chuckles at him and he frowns, squinting his eyes open to glare at Scar.
The glare is undercut by his mussed up hair and perpetually fond look when it comes to his lover. It’s not his fault Scar looks unfairly pretty in the midday light, eyes half open and bright, his own hair tousled from sleep and… other activities. Grian feels his face flush as he remembers their midnight escapades.
“Did I have a particularly good dream last night, or are you so desperate for me that you actually fucked me in the middle of the night?” Grian raises an eyebrow as he turns to fully face Scar.
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- Part 7 of b's anon fics
- Part 2 of smutty prince grian au
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18 Mar 2026
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The court proceedings of Hermitcraft’s first ever divorce, centering on Grian (Petitioner #1), Scar (Petitioner #2), Mumbo Jumbo (defense lawyer), a cat (also somehow a defense lawyer?), several judges since they keep quitting because of all the nonsense, and your tireless Court Scribe JoeHills.
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16 Mar 2026
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Scar Goodtimes just wants one thing: a perfectly normal, perfectly reasonable, completely safe permit to relocate two very small, very polite giraffes to his brand-new educational wildlife sanctuary.
Unfortunately, the Permit Office stands between him and his dreams.
More unfortunately, so does Grian—exhausted assistant manager, professional menace, and the single most beautiful human to ever deny Scar a form because he used the wrong pen.A story about bureaucracy, giraffes, municipal suffering, mild workplace misconduct, one very supportive security guard, and the world’s slowest descent into flirting through paperwork.
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15 Mar 2026
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Take a Sip of My Secret Potion (It'll Make You Fall in Love) by BmbleBicth
Fandoms: GIGGS D&D (Web Series)
08 Mar 2026
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"Wizard… what did you give me?"
"Oh! That was a love potion," the wizard replies casually.
Max snaps his head up, eyes wide and panicked staring at the man beside him. "I'm sorry, a what?!"
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Mr. Wizard has a new potion he needs to try out! What could go wrong :D
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13 Mar 2026
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Bike purring, nerves reeling, Grian’s fingers rested unsteadily on the throttle. His bike bucked with the impatience of a racehorse ready to tear free of the derby gates.
“Racers, ready?”
Finally, he opened his eyes.
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10 Mar 2026
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Scar clapped his hands, breath fogging in the cold. “Perfect! Now, my dear Grian, I have a proposal.”
Grian raised an eyebrow. “That’s a bold choice of words.”
Scar chuckled. “Relax, featherbrain. A Christmas proposal."
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09 Mar 2026
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Scar licks his lips, nervous. “Okay, this is definitely the alcohol talking,” he says, voice almost lost in the noise, “but I don’t think it’s just that.”
Grian leans closer instinctively. “Talking about what?”
Scar meets his gaze.
“I think I’ve been in love with you for a while.”
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08 Mar 2026