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    “Think of it this way,”, Lohen attempted to reassure, absentmindedly twirling a dagger between his fingers, relying on muscle memory as for its poison blade not to nick his skin, “you’ll get to fight with a human, which’ll clue you in as to how much of a beating we can take. It’s something that’ll come in handy in the future, no doubt.”

     

    Durin sighed, his face scrunching up into a somewhat solemn grimace.

     

    “Something tells me you’re a bit of an outlier when it comes to ‘human pain tolerance’.”, he’d shook his head at the admission, though he’d still easily matched Lohen’s pace as the two of them approached their destination. Although the other man gave no verbal response, his knowing smile turning instantly more smug and his eyes crinkling up in amusement had been tell enough.

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    Welcome to the inedibly incorrect (and occasionally inappropriate) Wenclair for 2026. Expect a daily dose of inane humor, with a little something extra on Sundays and Wednesdays.

    Contents include bountifully bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday being idiots in love, Agnes’ meddling as their pseudo-daughter, Bianca’s continued exasperation, and more.

    Note: Sundays are a compilation of 5 shorts.

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    “Bro, do you think we should explore each other’s bodies?”

    The golden apple dropped from Parrot’s grasp and slowly rolled away, leaving a trail of crushed snow in its wake. “…yo, what?”

     

    Theo preens Parrot's wings for the first time.

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    After a brutal winter in Kubitatchi, Sonic comes back from the mountain. Everyone is relieved to see him alive.

    Except, something feels off. Like a rock in your shoe. Shadow isn’t sure what the ‘rock in his shoe’ is exactly, but it bugs him. He knows his best friend more than anyone, but he’s been acting strange. Messing up words that he knows, forgetting details that he should know.

    Shadow knows his best friend better than anyone, so…

    Is Sonic even the real Sonic?

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    On Valentine's Day morning, Ilya decides to crash Harris's office with a surprise visit.

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    Rhaenys Targaryen, daughter to Elia Martell and Crown Prince Rhaegar Targaryen, was murdered at 1 year old by Gregor Clegane, or was she? A fic in which Rhaenys grows up in the Modern world only to be brought back to Westeros before it all goes to shit. Who will she save? Who will she kill? Who will she court?

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    "They'd moved backstage, talking about the show as they went. How Abigail had once again wrapped herself around Emily's leg, as if worshipping the ground she walked upon. How Abigail had also rested her head on Lizzie's right shoulder as she sung, admiring the strong, steady beat of their heart; how the audience wouldn't know she'd almost kissed their neck mid-song. "

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    Once there was an extremely handsome clone commando named Captain Gregor. One painful day, Gregor gave birth to a baby boy. That baby boy was a full grown man named Echo. Echo may have looked like a trooper, but he had the mind of a three year old, and he also had severe stomach issues. The boy and his papa had many adventures together as well as with Echo’s five million or so uncles. This is their story.

    Episode 4: Commander Gree chases Echo to Pasaana where he discovers clones are delicious

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    In her first life, Nagi learned that if you're too good at your job, you just get more work. In her second life, she's determined not to make the same mistake.

    She's got her tea, her fountain pens, and a solid C-average. She’s winning. She’s thriving. She’s completely under the radar. Until she fixes one (1) roster for Kaien Shiba, and suddenly she's being invited to tea with Captain Ukitake, forced to fight in the Academy Tournament, climbing walls after curfew with a future blonde lieutenant and spending her holidays at the Shiba estate.

    Jūshirō Ukitake is a kind man. He is a gentle man. He is also a man who has clearly never seen a standardized spreadsheet in his life, and Nagi's professional soul is screaming. If she saves the 13th Division from their own paperwork, she's doomed to a life of importance. But if she doesn't, she might actually die of frustration before a Hollow even gets to her.

    Oh and there’s also a rogue-ish poet in the form of one Captain Shunsui Kyouraku who sees more than he let on, who dropped her right in the spotlight and now keeps trying to convince her to join the 8th.

    Decisions, decisions.

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    November 24, 1964, The Balkan Embassy, Manhattan, New York

    Solo thinks he is handling a brilliant mind wasting away in a failing extermination business. What Solo does not know, and what Michael cannot possibly tell him, is that Michael already knows the Ambassador’s drinking habits, his temper, his corrupt political maneuverings, and the sheer volume of dirty work handled by his inner circle. He knows all of this because of a man named Vladeck.

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    Rather than going alone, Casey goes with Severide to Vegas and they have some confessions and fun.

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    Following the death of Emily (and even with Lord Dominator having been defeated), Wander has not been the same at all. From embracing a new emo look to obsessing over death, the 15-year-old star nomad is struggling to grieve and mourn his mom in an actually healthy manner. So much so that his friendship with Sylvia is horribly strained when the zbornak's methods to try to help and support him are failing tremendously.

    Things get even worse when they, along with everyone in the galaxy, begin traveling on an old ship they found to bring everyone back to their home planets. Little do they all know, the ship is haunted by a recently deceased couple. While they mean no harm, the same can't exactly be said about the mischievous yet obnoxious demon named Beetlejuice, who is also now haunting the old ship, too... And, boy... Does he have plans...

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    Aot characters as stage crew in the form of a chatfic bc i’m a theatre kid and most of these scenarios are real things that have happened in my time as a techie🥺

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    Set in the alternate BEN 10 universe made by TrixTheAlien, where instead of turning him into aliens of his equivalent age. His new Chaquetrix summons peak human hybrid alien women. However, in this story of the mobile intergalactic brothel, he summons mommies instead of "mommies" if you know what I mean. Mostly warm family feels with just a dash of sexy, just not for Ben... mostly.

    For those wondering why it seems like I repeated some relationships by mistake, I didn't. You will see after the first few chapters why some of the tags are there.

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    AU-ish. Let's say that it's not Kaito's mother who was Phantom Lady but it was Aoko's mom. What can Aoko do when she discovered her mom secret identity and the fact that her death was not an accident caused by some random shooter but died on the heist she had been cohosting with Kaitō Kid? Can Aoko's world be shattered? Or maybe there is something in her DNA that could ease the blow? Or maybe... maybe since the time Kaitō Kid practically saved her life during this Sun Holo heist Aoko's rights and wrongs were not so strict any more? Could she tell anything about it to her father who had been suffering from midlife crisis? And how about her friend?

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    "That fiend must be taking advantage of this situation, increasing his powers using Y-talk!!" Kantarou drew his fist up to jaw level. "I shudder to even imagine what lewd things Tsujigiri Nagiri might say!!"

    "Don't imagine it!!"

    On the night that Uncle Ydan teams up with Yakyuuken Lover to make everyone talk dirty to power themselves up, Nagiri encounters Kantarou and learns something new about himself.

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    He’s got beauty marks. Little dots kissed into his flesh. Hongjoong follows their path up his back, and they transition into spots around his shoulders, expanses of sun-kissed skin. Wooyoung and Mingi hoot from afar. The sense gets knocked back into Hongjoong’s brain like a punch. He jerks his head away. Seonghwa’s laughter grows farther, punctuated by soft splashes. 

    (OR: repressed homo who thinks attraction is the same as when a dog has a rabbit between its teeth goes skinny dipping with his two boy best friends and the hot guy from college)

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    Even before Harry's parents had been killed, and he had been forced to live with his abusive Uncle Vernon, he had been raised in unorthodox circumstances. But after, with Vernon's dubious parenting strategies, he managed to sink even deeper into insanity. When a strange letter arrived, Harry however found his life changed forever, but this was not to free him from the Dursley's wrath, for Dudley, in his jealousy, decided to go too, and Hermione Granger, his newfound friend, had her own plans for him...

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    Helen took a deep breath.
    “I think we should stop sleeping with each other.” she blurted in a rush of air.
    The redhead looked up to see her girlfriend instead to be met with a pale, wide-eyed Madeline, mouth hanging open in absolute shock.
    _______________

    Madeline never planned on falling in love with her professor. Helen certainly never planned on falling in love with one of her students. Let alone her best friend and roommate.
    Somewhere between advanced English lectures, study hours, and a shared apartment that blurred every professional boundary imaginable, they built a life together anyway.

    With finals week approaching and graduation on the horizon, Helen decides they need ten days without sex so they can focus on work.
    Madeline agrees.
    Easier said than done.

    _*- Sequel to The Blur Between our Lines- but can also be read as a standalone series! -*_

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    Set during the imaginary S5 playing in my head. Carmy swears he went into the walk in for prawns and not Syd. Ficlet inspired by the S5 trailer/teasers. and the film Groundhog Day.

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