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    In the real Casa Santa Marta, cardinals sleep two to a room, and cannot pick their roommates - what if this were the case in Conclave, also?

    As the latecomer, Vincent Benítez gets put in the one remaining free spot - with Tedesco. With the patience of a saint, he endures indoor vaping and off-color opinions and Tedesco's personality, and may go on to awaken something in the man.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    “Don’t look at me like that, Perry the Platypus, it’s awful! I’m tired of hurting partners, not to mention it makes finding pants that fit comfortably almost impossible.”

    Like his eyes, Perry’s hands move without his permission. 「How big?」

    Heinz chokes on his next breath. “What?”

    Perry doesn’t repeat his question, instead curling his hands into fists and pressing them against his thighs. He shakes his head as Doof continues to peer at him curiously. It doesn’t matter, Perry thinks—and really, the doctor is right. This scheme is hardly evil. Absurd, yes. Wildly inappropriate, certainly. But evil? Not exactly.

    Perry foils Doofenshmirtz's latest scheme.

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    26 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    On an undercover mission, Perry and Heinz try to lose their pursuers by squeezing into a nook in the wall. Heinz comes to an epiphany.

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    26 May 2026

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    “Why are you here?” Grotesque lips purse and smile, revealing crooked, gold plated teeth.

    “…Is it for me?”

    Leon says nothing in response, only stares up impassively, ignoring a steady growing warmth that both beats against his skin and stirs him as it expands within. He wants to believe in the slim chance that it's merely the harsh lamp light. Even his sickness.

    He knows it's not.

    Gideon drugs Leon before his interrogation.

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    08 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    AU where Guy is working for Jasper, the owner of a small bookshop in the city to make a living post-college. Unfortunately for him, his work performance has been dipping and Jasper's decided to pay a visit to check up on his star employee. So begins a spiral of manipulation, control, and seduction that threatens everything Guy thought he knew about himself, forcing him to take on the unwanted role of Talasmasca hero or pet to a madman.

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    A retelling where Guy is just that much more horny & whipped.

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    23 Mar 2026