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Tyra Banks Loses IT.



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  1. Rec *

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    Jane
    Right
    Well, okay
    I want to try body worship

    Huh. That doesn’t seem so bad. Actually, now that Ilya’s thinking about it, it’s hot, and he almost regrets getting undressed as he wills himself to not get half-hard in this locker room full of idiots.

    Lily
    body worship? when did you get so vain hollander
    you want me to hold you down and taste you everywhere, is that it?

    Jane
    Don’t text me like that when you know I’m still around my team!
    And, no, you asshole
    I meant I want to worship you

    Oh.

    (Shane loves Ilya. This is how he shows it.)

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    09 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Truly fantastic Bottom Ilya! All of the feelings, a fantastic rim job into fingering, a Shane that knows exactly who he is. <3.

  2. Rec 43

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    A smutty ghost story by Calico

    Inspired by this incredible tumblr post.

    "It's got good bones," Shane said, to everyone who would listen, forestalling their totally valid concerns about depreciation and the novelty wearing off and like, subsidence. Boring stuff that Shane did not care about today because this was Ilya Rozanov's house. This was the actual house that Rozanov lived and died in, all those years ago. The man, the legend, and now – technically, if someone wanted to think of it like that, and Shane did – the roommate!

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 25

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    Shane: Ilya lost his phone again
     
    Shane: If anyone finds it, can they please message me?
     
    LaPointe: I hope he learnt to put a password on it
     
    LaPointe: I think Young is still traumatized from last time
     
    Harris: please tell me his password isn't 1234
     
    Harris: I don't need to see his nudes leaked onto twitter

     
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    Ilya loses his phone (again)

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    04 Jul 2026

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    OBSESSED

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    Shane Hollander comes out and unleashes Shane Hollander Hysteria across the NHL.
    All-stars circle like it's free agency and he’s the only contract available.
    DMs combust. Rival captains get bold.
    Connections start forming faster than anyone can keep up.
    The Metros couldn’t care less because Shane keeps dominating on the ice while getting fucked in multiple time zones.
    It becomes the worst-kept secret in professional hockey: everyone wants their turn.
    Or:
    Shane Hollander comes out and discovers freedom can look like a lot of things.
    Sometimes it looks like sex across time zones.
    Sometimes it looks like queer community forming around him across the league.
    Sometimes it looks like becoming the most confident version of himself he has ever been.
    Shane Hollander is having a great time.
    This fic is loud, messy, and sometimes a little ridiculous until it isn’t.

    Shane-centric.
    Multiple partners/poly dynamics.
    Character studies of many different men.
    Finding queer joy and community.
    Autism, mental illness, and different attachment styles.
    Or as I like to say..
    A slow emotional horror story inside a romcom porno.


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    28 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Straight up one of the best avant garde fics in the fandom and really unfortunate that author is constantly harassed. Fantastic alternative history with great poly relationships. Author is also singlehandedly powering up for the ShaJ Agenda and I AM HERE FOR IT.

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    Shane Hollander, hockey player extraordinaire, hovers in the doorway to his impressively designed but sparsely filled walk-in closet, looking at her with wide eyes like she might shoot him if he’s got the wrong things in there. If she finds any cargo shorts, she might shoot herself.

    or: shane hires a stylist.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YET MORE INSTANT HEADCANON I LOVE THIS