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“Can't get anything past you,” he said. Diana could hear the clink of glass against glass. “I’m a patient man, as you know, but between her and you I'm at the end of my fucking rope. So when you try to fuck me around by threatening to knock over that house of cards she calls a life, God, Diana, it just makes me want to do the thing myself and get it over with.”
A late-night phone call, and the madman theory of nuclear strategy as applied to your own admin.
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Someone knocked on the office door. River flinched, less from surprise and more from a sudden sense of outside perspective; immediately, he began ranking the possible arrivals by the amount of shit they'd give him. For example, if Shirley saw him sitting on the floor like a stupid prick, he might have to kill her. On the other hand, he’d never known Shirley to knock.
“Tea,” said Catherine. “Oh—hello, River.”
River's patience is tested. Catherine intercedes. Lamb finds the whole thing entertaining.
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The immediate problem is the loss of blood. If Robert wasn’t bleeding, she could solve the rest at her leisure—assuming his insensibility does not have some lasting effect on his mind, but she cannot think about that now—the bleeding will surely kill him first.
Problems & solutions when moving universes.
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“Oh, Helly! We have plenty of options.” Cobel glances over her checklist casually—so casually, in fact, that even Helly can tell it's an affectation. “When we can,” she continues, “it's our duty to avoid causing any discomfort which might linger, and affect your non-work personage.”
Helly’s breath catches.
“That would just be unfair,” Cobel says.
Helly and Cobel discover one (1) shared goal. Helly/Cobel/unknowingly-triangulated-Helena sadism fic.
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It's a little gauche, in her circles, to cite Kier so earnestly, without any wink at modernity. But the whole point of the tempers is that they can be tamed. No one is doomed by their basic nature, only by a lack of effort, or of guidance. She's done the work. She's practiced self-improvement. She's gone to therapy.
Helena Eagan is winning the war.
(Set during S1, written after S2E1, and likely to be contradicted very soon! But I had to write about my girl who has no problems ever.)
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this isn't how it happened by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
29 Sep 2025
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“You are not a person,” Armand says, “and Louis desires me more than you could imagine. I am—everything to him. Everything.”
“Yeah,” the boy drawls, following Armand with his hands, his lips, the wet press of his teeth. “Keep selling it.”
or: Armand disobeys Louis and kills Daniel in 1973. Cue fifty years of haunting, fucking a ghost, buried guilt, and desperately trying to manipulate your lover into thinking all of this is totally fine.
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06 Jul 2026
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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18 May 2026
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Striking a Chord by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Apr 2026
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Living on a spaceship with an alien that exclusively speaks in song can really recontextualize karaoke for a guy.
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18 May 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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18 May 2026
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Scraping My Face On The Sky by the_tardis_is_blue
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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It’s at this point that I realise I don’t know where I am.
And it’s at this point that I realise: I don’t know who I am.When Ryland Grace wakes up in a jail cell and Eva Stratt finds herself in the middle of a spacewalk, neither of them are particularly clear on how they ended up there. Grace must do his best to reverse-engineer whatever phenomenon landed him in Stratt's body, while Stratt must work with Rocky to investigate Tau Ceti's Astrophage population.
Unfortunately, Grace is stuck on Earth.
And Stratt doesn't remember a thing.
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- Part 1 of Scraping My Face On The Sky
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03 May 2026