certifiedgarbage



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    selbindery (on ao3 and instagram!) has fic bound this entire series and it is so, so wonderful, please go check out their beautiful work of art here:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/DWhgjfuFsVr/?igsh=MTlmbDBvbDBmMG55bQ==

    (fic binding is only ever acceptable for personal use! do not attempt to sell or monetize fanfiction!)

    Words:
    243,322
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    7,326

    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    230,038
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2,422
    Kudos:
    12,003
    Bookmarks:
    7,492
    Hits:
    509,555

    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In Hockey, when a fight breaks out, all other players pair off with a player on the opposite team to prevent anybody else from entering the fight. It's a form of self policing to prevent a 2 on 1. Players guard their man to stop unfair play.

    Or

    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov always pair off during fights. It's apparently a tradition, and the fans can't get enough of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    2,855
    Bookmarks:
    682
    Hits:
    14,028

    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

    ----

    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    960
    Kudos:
    17,282
    Bookmarks:
    3,292
    Hits:
    98,123

    03 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,000
    Chapters:
    12/15
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    6,376
    Kudos:
    5,902
    Bookmarks:
    1,760
    Hits:
    97,029

    26 May 2026