15 Works by bubbysbub
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Bilbo is as Hobbitly Hobbitish as any other Hobbit. How can one be anything but content and happy when there are parties to attend, harvests to celebrate, and books aplenty to keep Bilbo company in her lovely Smial?
Then comes the day that a dwarf comes knocking on her door. Now, Bilbo has two husbands she quite forgotten about, and the three are left teetering between their old memories, learning each other anew, and discovering just what there is for them for the future.
Peeps know I can never make a trope fic go to plan- here is another Big Bang 2017 submission that went off on a tangent!
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That Which Begets Affection (Is Silent) by bubbysbub
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Jul 2017
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Business pulls Bilbo to the town of Scary, but it is the journey home that changes everything for Bilbo. Family, it seems, comes in many forms, and quite possibly in the form of a scarred, silent shade of a Dwarrow Bilbo finds in a ditch.
Family, though, is a tricky thing, and there's fun to be had when they come looking for their kin.
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At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.
Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.
(Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)
*Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.
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In Carven Oak by bubbysbub for thebakerstboyskeeper
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2016
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It's Yule time when Bilbo arrives back in the Shire- with a host of Dwarrow at his back, the sentimental lugs. Except now the assorted Aunts and Uncles have gotten quite the wrong idea in their excited interrogation, and he's stuck pretending that he's married a few of the hairy fellows.
If he could just get through the assorted required Baggins and Took social events without outing himself as a complete fibber or drunkenly attempting to kiss Dwalin and Thorin under the mistletoe, it may just be a Yule miracle.
Another attempt at writing a common trope fic that went completely off the rails.
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It's safe to say that about the last place on all of Middle Earth that Dwalin ever thought he would find a good thing -or two- was in the middle of the stinking forest of Mirkwood.
Despite the bizarrely inappropriate beginning, there's hope that he might just score a bit o' something, and perhaps a bit more than something, with the great boof of a king that he's always adored, and the bright little lass that is their burglar.
If they survive this mess.
(Part one of a three part series. Coming soon: "There are some things that cannot be forgiven, and some that can, and Bilba cannot even tell anymore which exact category this situation falls in to. What she knows is that despite everything that has fallen to ash around her, she cannot bring herself to face Thorin, no matter who forgives what.
Dwalin and his ridiculous woebegone face will not let her leave things as they are, though, and now here she is, agreeing to participate in a Dwarven remembrance day of all things, and the boof is really not as subtle as he thinks he is...)
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- Part 1 of Dwalin's Impossible Quest Series
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Bilbo is feeling... off. Not sad, not really, well, maybe?
He wasn't really sure what he was feeling, just that it was the most wonderful time of the year. But not really all that wonderful.
Of course, dwarrows are an unpredictable lot.
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Bilbo understands the challenge of literary exchange.
A humorous look at Bilbo the writer struggling with those things we call words. He has a holiday challenge to meet, and Thorin is NOT helping!
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It should be simple. Two extremely attractive dwarves plus Bilbo's eager interest should equal a situation quite favourable to all involved. Shouldn't it?
Of course, Bilbo might have anticipated difficulties when Hobbit courting customs met Dwarves. Nothing is ever easy when dealing with dwarves.
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The obligatory "Bilbo returns home thinking Thorin is dead, only for his true love to come for him". Except with two true loves. And a head injury.
Not like I can write a trope to plan, though, is it?
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Bilbo starts to suspect almost immediately that something is wrong in the mountain, what with how odd his Dwarrow are behaving, and that strange feeling like movement and watchful eyes lurking in the ominous dark of empty caverns. Not to mention the entirely strange statues every which way one turns.
It doesn't take long for the Company of Thorin Oakenshield to realise that they are trapped in the mountain and in a very perilous situation, and that Smaug's protections still lay heavy on the hoard. All they can do is run, and hope they can find a way to break the curse on their mountain, before they lose everything they set out to claim.
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Epic by bubbysbub
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Mar 2015
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The up-side of being unceremoniously shoved seventy-nine (approximately) years into his past, Bilbo mused, was that at least he got the chance to murder his stupid adorable husband before, and also because, he went and got himself killed. Or... something.
In which Bilbo is pretty sure this is all Elrond's fault but is determined to see the hallucination through, and Thorin is just confused.
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A slightly exasperated Hobbit-in-the-middle porn piece.
A Valentines Day extra for the cute little peeps, and a fun exercise in writing dearest Bilbo as a girl.
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Bilbo's first winter in Erebor, he decides to indulge in some Hobbit traditions. His stupid Dwarrows don't seem to mind. Plus, it has the added bonus of taking his mind off what may be happening between himself and that ridiculously handsome King of his.
Heyerette expressed a desire for Christmas Bagginshield Fix-it to make owies feel better for the festive season.
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Bilbo ponders the power of a smile
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Relationships are... hard. But Dwalin wants the Burglar, and what can Thorin possibly say to that?
(Well, he tried saying 'No' a few times, but that didn't work and honestly? He's a very pretty burglar...)