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    An exploration of Catherine and Willis Todd.

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    Building Chat

    At 12:00am George Russell added 5 new numbers to the chat.

    George: Hello! i'll make this quick and all, but welcome to the Building Chat! I'm George Russell, the liaison to the building manager and landlord about any problems or complaints we're having. Put all your grievances here and we can work for a quick and smooth solution. You can find me in person at apartment 6323 with Alex Albon, who I believe you've met already. If you feel comfortable throw an introduction into the chat!

    Lando: point and lagh at the nerd evrybdy

    Charles: pointing and laughing

    George: Boys, keep it professional please.

    Lando: boys keep it proffenfsionl please that s what u sound like

    George: Did you just mock me over messages?

    Max: funniest thing ive seen all day

    George: Shove off mate.

    Max: I thought we were keeping it professional? 

     

    or: the 2025 f1 grid (excluding the rookies) happen to be the most infamous mafia group in monaco. they all live in the same apartment building, and they have a group chat. that's it. that's the fic.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    No. Whatever it is, no. Eddie would like Buck to stop chasing whatever that thing is. Would like to grab the thought out of Buck’s concussed head and throw it out a window.

    Buck’s face drops into something serious, eyes wide. “You called me baby.”

    There it is. Out the window it did not go.

    “No, I didn’t,” Eddie says.

    Very smooth. Convincing.

    “You did.” Buck points at him, floppy and triumphant. “At the— the thing. With the— you said it. You called me baby.”

    “I didn’t say that.”

    “Eddie.” Buck is delighted. “I heard you. I was concussed, not deaf.”

    “I didn’t call you baby,” Eddie scoffs. “I called you a baby. Because you got a bump on the head and were crying about it.”

    “That’s not—” Buck starts.

    “You were being a baby,” Eddie continues, standing now, because a moving target is harder to hit. “I’m gonna go tell the others you’re awake.”

    “Eddie.”

    “Rest your head, bud.”

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    Eddie calls Buck baby by accident.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “So. That’s it? Those are the rules?” Hayden asked. “Don’t go through your texts or photos, keep up with your workouts and diet, and listen to everything Yuna says, without question.”

    Shane seemed to be thinking about it, pausing a second. All of a sudden, he looked up at Hayden, again with that intense anxiety face.

    “And most importantly, do not talk to Ilya Rozanov. Ever. No matter what.” Shane said, “Avoid him. Don’t even look at him. OK?”

    Hayden nodded, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Like he even needed to be told that. Besides, Shane had been avoiding Ilya Rozanov for his entire career. How hard could it be?

    OR a well-meaning witch bodyswaps Shane and Hayden (to teach them about the power of friendship) the day before the 2017 All Stars Game.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    They’d agreed on a plan. It was cautious. Designed to keep them safe. Laying the foundation for a future after hockey. It didn’t include Shane going nuclear one fucking day into pre-season, blowing up his entire life on something he should’ve expected to happen if he was being honest with himself.

    Or, when the long game falls apart, Shane and Ilya need a new plan. (Or or, from the ten year plan to the one week speed-run.)

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    15 Jun 2026