1 - 20 of 321 Bookmarks by bakedbones
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Stuff Stiles doesn’t like to deal with first thing: hot, moist dog breath in his face, a cuddly werewolf creepifying his perfectly normal morning wood with shades of bestiality, and his dad holding his service revolver up against the skull of his bedmate, never mind the fact that his bedmate could possibly be a vicious unhinged rogue omega.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,055
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 230
- Kudos:
- 17,367
- Bookmarks:
- 3,723
- Hits:
- 258,316
Bookmarked by bakedbones
10 Jan 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Summary: Still reeling from Beth's death and starving as they look for a safe place, Rick and his people are rounded up and being hunted by.. something. There's growling and snarling, and eyes that flash a glowing blue. But that's impossible. Eyes don't glow. Right? TWD S5 AU.
Bookmarked by bakedbones
31 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,960
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 46
- Comments:
- 2,320
- Kudos:
- 69,055
- Bookmarks:
- 15,442
- Hits:
- 959,407
Bookmarked by bakedbones
29 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Derek nodded once, reaching for it, all while reminding himself over and over again in his head to thank him with the pun. This was it, this was the moment for him. Stiles would realize he’d understood the pun from yesterday, and would laugh, and Derek would feel relieved, and everything would be great.
His hand closed around the cup and he said, “Thanks for the latte.”
Fuck.
Fuck!
Stiles looked startled, eyes dipping down to the drink Derek was now holding, and then back up. “Sorry, did you—I thought you wanted a coffee, did you want a latte?”
“No.” Derek turned his back on him and walked away, resisting the urge to just head straight back to his car to drive off a cliff.
Thanks a latte! The fucking pun was thanks a latte! Not thanks for the latte! Fuck! How had he messed it up so fucking badly?! It was three words!
“That went well,” Boyd said, catching up with him. Derek just reached out to punch him hard in the arm without even looking.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,252
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 91
- Kudos:
- 1,482
- Bookmarks:
- 306
- Hits:
- 21,350
Bookmarked by bakedbones
27 Dec 2024
-
Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by hologramophone for swing_set13
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Nov 2012
Tags
Summary
“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,799
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 553
- Kudos:
- 31,560
- Bookmarks:
- 7,078
- Hits:
- 377,592
Bookmarked by bakedbones
24 Dec 2024
-
Google Doc: TILADH by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Fae_vorite
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Feb 2021
Tags
Summary
Stiles was different in a way Derek had never understood the first few years. He supposed it was because he’d never met a human who was just so selfless. Stiles wasn’t in this for any other reason than because his best friend had become a Werewolf and he wanted to help keep him safe. And along the way, he’d helped a Kanima, and a Banshee, and a Kitsune, and a Chimera, and a Hellhound and just... Stiles was amazing.
Stiles was the singularly most amazing person Derek had ever met in his life.
It was probably why he’d slowly but surely been falling in love with him.
Bookmarked by bakedbones
24 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“I’ll have a, uh, medium mocha,” Stiles finally says, squinting up at the drink menu on the back wall.
“Name?” Douche-y blond guy asks, picking up a disposable paper cup.
“Stiles,” Stiles replies, grimacing as he watches the guy scribble down ‘Stuart’ on the side of the cup. Whatever. It’s not worth the trouble of trying to get him to change it.
Bookmarked by bakedbones
21 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“I’ll bring it to the cleaner’s and give it back to you,” Stiles said, and then Derek didn’t see his jacket for three weeks and just assumed Stiles forgot all about it.
Only then he does bring it back and, well. It doesn’t smell like smoke anymore, that’s for sure. It holds a weeks-old sort of chemical scent, he assumes from wherever Stiles brought it to be cleaned, so faint Derek would hardly notice if he weren’t looking for it. Under that, a hint of Derek’s own scent. All overlaid with a whole lot of teenage boy. Like Stiles threw it on the ground and rolled around on top of it for a year or so.
Stiles keeps scent-marking Derek, and it's going to drive Derek crazy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,673
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 241
- Kudos:
- 19,191
- Bookmarks:
- 2,643
- Hits:
- 154,652
Bookmarked by bakedbones
20 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Stiles has a crush on the local convenience store cashier. Stiles also makes a fool out of himself with his increasingly embarrassing purchases.
Series
- Part 3 of Tumblr Fics
Bookmarked by bakedbones
19 Dec 2024
-
The One Where A Mailbox Gets The Most Action by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Nov 2015
Tags
Summary
“Dude, he tried to ask you what our English homework was and you squeaked and ran off before he even could get the words out.” Without even looking at him Stiles can tell that Scott is way too amused about this. “He had to ask me, and he totally already had the assignment written down in his agenda.”
“Have you seen his eyebrows man?” Stiles whispers, whipping around to find himself face to face with Scott. “Those are murder brows! I think he wants to kill me!” Scott raises his own completely unimpressed eyebrows and blows a bubble of what smells like spearmint gum right in his face (Stiles would know, he’s pretty sure Scott stole it out of his backpack).
“So you’re out here spying on him because…?” Scott’s doing that thing with his teeth and his bottom lip that can only mean horrible, no good things for Stiles. “I dare you to lick his mailbox.”
It’s Stiles turn to look unimpressed, and he hopes that his expression clearly communicates how horrible he thinks Scott is right now.
“What is the matter with you? No way.” He crosses his arms and shakes his head. “That would be the worst idea you’ve ever had.”Or: Stiles licks Derek's mailbox. That's it. That's the story.
Series
- Part 8 of Birthday Fics
- Part 19 of Tumblr Fic
Bookmarked by bakedbones
19 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."
(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,126
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 642
- Kudos:
- 16,565
- Bookmarks:
- 3,492
- Hits:
- 151,136
Bookmarked by bakedbones
19 Dec 2024
-
Come So Hard Motherfuckers Wanna Fine Me by sadtomato for donnersun
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Dec 2013
Tags
Summary
Stiles wakes up naked on the bathroom floor with a throbbing headache and Derek Hale taking care of him.
Bookmarked by bakedbones
19 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Everything in Beacon Hills is the same when Stiles comes home from college.
Well, except for the fact that he's a published author now, Scott is halfway across the world with a travelling circus, Erica's epilepsy has been cured, her boss offers him a job too, and there's this weird black dog that seems to be following him around just to judge him.
Oh, and the murders, of course.
But other than that stuff... totally the same old BH.
Series
- Part 1 of Stiles & The Wild Things
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,578
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,496
- Kudos:
- 9,265
- Bookmarks:
- 2,946
- Hits:
- 219,810
Bookmarked by bakedbones
18 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
The summer after senior year starts normally enough, with the gang spending their final months before college together at the Martin family's lake house. Then Jackson stumbles onto the burial ground of a witch's ex-husband, Stiles is magically turned into a fox, and things somehow manage to get worse from there. The gratuitous Princess Bride references are only of moderate help.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,800
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 730
- Kudos:
- 16,832
- Bookmarks:
- 6,337
- Hits:
- 253,281
Bookmarked by bakedbones
16 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“So, I thought I’d do this, and just to keep to the same theme…” he trailed off, before nodding once, as if to steel himself to what he was about to do. “Derek Hale, I dare you to go out with me.”
Derek stared blankly at the screen, watching as Stiles ducked his head, blushing.
“That sounded a lot cooler in my head to be perfectly honest,” he admitted, and Derek’s mouth twitched.
Bookmarked by bakedbones
12 Dec 2024
-
the one with the accidental dick pic by officerstilinskihale for literaryoblivion, softywolf
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Jul 2014
Tags
Summary
Derek has just disappeared out the window when Stiles pulls out his phone, takes a photo of the bottle of lotion on his bedside drawer and sends it to Derek, with the words, "may or may not be thinking about you right now".
He hears a thud just across the tree line outside his house and snickers.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,947
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 101
- Kudos:
- 4,941
- Bookmarks:
- 1,009
- Hits:
- 50,387
Bookmarked by bakedbones
12 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Derek can't believe he's actually doing this: taking a selfie snap of the guy he’s been crushing on for weeks to prove to Danny that one, yes, he really does exist, and two, he really is that hot and thus he is totally justified in being too scared to make a move.
Or you know, even talk to the guy outside of the class they share.
In his defense, this isn’t just any guy. This THE guy. Hot Nerd. The utterly adorable but still somehow insanely sexy freshman in his twentieth century American Lit class who he’s been lusting over since the first day of the semester. If there were ever a time for him to be that person who tries to be subtle while taking snaps of other people, this is it.
Inspired by this super cute fanart by prettiestalpha.
Series
- Part 1 of Hot Nerd Alert
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,537
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 114
- Kudos:
- 9,906
- Bookmarks:
- 1,023
- Hits:
- 128,342
Bookmarked by bakedbones
12 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Stiles is twenty-nine years old, lives alone, travels way too much, doesn’t know when the last time he had a home cooked meal where no one was trying to impress anyone, and he’s just tired of all the fancy bullshit. His face is too recognizable; he can’t even attempt to try a new restaurant without the chef requesting the honor of plating something special just for him.
And right now? Stiles really just wants some chicken nuggets.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,391
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 210
- Kudos:
- 10,588
- Bookmarks:
- 1,423
- Hits:
- 66,547
Bookmarked by bakedbones
08 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Tumblr prompt: “We were best friends in middle school and promised (signed a contract and all) if neither of us were in a relationship when we turn 30, we’d marry each other. You moved 5 years later and I haven’t seen you since but you just reached out on my 30th birthday to find out if I’m single. Minors can’t be held to contracts but puberty hit you like a truck and I just broke up with my long term boyfriend a month ago so what the hell I might as well catch up with you.”
Bookmarked by bakedbones
07 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Derek's fourth Chase will be his last if he doesn't catch an omega this time. He's starting to doubt this whole soul-mate thing anyway, at least until someone from his past shows up and gives him the run of his life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,435
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 199
- Kudos:
- 14,086
- Bookmarks:
- 2,715
- Hits:
- 263,413
Bookmarked by bakedbones
07 Dec 2024