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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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29 Jun 2026
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divine intervention, the gnashing of teeth by juiceboxpurgatory
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Unwitness Protection Program (Podcast)
05 May 2026
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“Will, dude, I’m not possessed.” Isaac shuffles his feet, tracking crushed snow on the carpet from the bottom of his sneakers. “I’m fine.”
“I believe you,” William says, like he totally doesn’t believe him. Which is fair, frankly, because that’s definitely something someone who's possessed would say, and also because it’s the middle of the night and Isaac has just shown up at his window in the first snow of the season. Even in the relative warmth of the Wisp’s basement, he’s shivering.
Over the course of their friendship, the rest of the Unwitness Protection Program learn some unfortunate truths about Isaac's family situation. Isaac, on the other hand, learns how to smash a car window, which bathrooms at school are the best to throw up in, and that he might love his friends more than he's ever loved his father.
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19 Jun 2026
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Chip is alive again, thanks to Niklaus' sacrifice. and Gillion finally has a chance to fulfill the promise they made to each other in the Black Sea.
Sequel to my other fnc fic, Last Chance, Bastard.
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15 Apr 2026
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Snakes Aren't Evil by ic3dcoffe3
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Judgement (Podcast)
09 Jun 2025
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With the flourish of The Sword that Cuts Through Time, Jaguar Joe somehow finds himself in The Past. What year? What is he doing here? What task the God of Time sent him to perform here? All questions he's unsure of. What he does know is that he must find whatever Trial he needs to perform in order to return to his time all while not injuring the time-space continuum.
aka jaguar accidentally time travels and interacts with child paeon
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19 Dec 2025
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The Antidote to His Poison by valeovalairs
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Judgement (Podcast)
19 Jun 2025
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When the man with the white beaked mask walked through the door of the bedroom, Paeon was the only one still alive, and just barely at that.
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Or, a look into Paeon’s origin, how they came to be in the castle, becoming what they are, and gaining a new family in the process.Bookmarked by average_pheasant
19 Dec 2025
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allies or enemies by ihatemyson
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Judgement (Podcast)
04 Aug 2025
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“I wrapped it.” Mel flexed her hand, and winced.
She was usually proud of her handiwork.
It was standard procedure- when Mel was younger, and she was practicing her punches, the ends of her knuckles would usually be bloody and battered by the end of it. So she would wrap up her hands in bandages, and continue with her day, and usually, her hands were just fine.
They never really looked like... this.
“Okay...” Paeon said quietly, like they weren't really sure what to make of it.
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Mel is injured, and goes to Paeon for help.Series
- Part 7 of my jrwi fics <3
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19 Dec 2025
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Not a lot of people knew Dakota Cole was Native.
Dakota didn’t even fully know if he was himself until recently. His aunt had said he was Ojibwe, but what good did that mean when he didn’t feel Native? When his parents weren’t around to tell him what that meant, when he grew up never feeling a part of that culture, when he was white passing that nobody ever questioned what race he was?
How could you really claim you were something if you had never felt like you were ever that?
OR- HEALING ARC DURING 10 MONTH BREAK HEALING ARC
OR- DAKOTA COLE IS SO NATIVE YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE
OR- AUTHOR IS PROJECTING SO GODDAMN HARD
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23 Nov 2025
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i know i'll never lose affection by indigothemuse for obnoxiet
Fandoms: Just Roll With It: Riptide (Podcast)
31 May 2025
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Gillion Tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, is used to unsteady waters. He has stayed strong in uncertain waters, when the current threatens to drag him to the very depths.
On land, Gillion is…not used to how unsteady he feels. And not just when he’s walking, on earth that doesn’t move beneath his feet, that doesn’t anticipate his every move.
Gill stumbles as he crosses from the Albatross onto dry ground, and her arm shoots out to steady him. “Thank you, Jay.”
“Course,” she says, squeezing his forearm gently. “Now! We need some more rice…” her sharp eyes scan the market stall signs as they come into view, and her hand slips from his arm to hold onto his hand, carefully minding the webbing between them. She squeezes his hand and he squeezes back.
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- Part 1 of who's up ripping they tide
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19 Nov 2025
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mom said it's my turn on the confession fic by CatToffee
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
03 Apr 2025
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sometimes in life you have to put aside the character study and just write some self indulgent gay people. William braids Vyncents hair and theyre really gay about it <3 and then kiss <3
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17 Nov 2025
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a fish, a bird and a pirate walk into a bedroom by Arcadir
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Riptide (Podcast)
31 Oct 2025
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This time, however, it really was because Jay was exhausted. Every muscle (if she hadn't mentioned already) ached, every fibre of her body was urging her to collapse into bed, and every blink she attempted resulted in a battle for consciousness.
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Jay is tired after a very, very long day. So are her co-captains.
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31 Oct 2025
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and if dreams can come true (what does that say about nightmares) by CatToffee, noctivagantcorvid, VICE_ROY
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
07 Dec 2025
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greater rockfall polycule
this fic started as a bitBookmarked by average_pheasant
27 Oct 2025
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Sun Beams Will Soon Smile Through by nyxthedragon225
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
07 Jul 2024
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“Yeah, yeah, I love you too, Vyn, but either go back to sleep or get up.”
“ni mel tye so limbe, damia.” That earned another fond laugh from Ashe, who reached up to run a hand through aer hair.
They sat together, melting into the couch for long enough that Vyncent went drifting back in and out of sleep, Ashe’s breathing and her hands in aer hair filling aer with warmth.
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Or, A lazy morning at the Prime Defenders baseSeries
- Part 47 of Nyx Fics (jrwi)
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17 Oct 2025
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Part of the Family by HubbleSpaceMission for achilleshq
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
30 Dec 2023
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May Ferin notices something going on between the Riptide pirates. She's a little confused, however, why she wasn't invited to their wedding. It turns out that they were never actually married.
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- Part 9 of Fishmas 2023
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17 Oct 2025
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“Do you guys ever wish that we could take a week off?”
“Whaddaya mean?”
“You know, like, have a week of just being a regular kid? Don’t get me wrong, being a hero is awesome, but sometimes I just wish I could do normal teen shit; watching movies all night, getting tipsy on cheap booze, watching sunrises on roofs. I don’t know, it just sounds nice sometimes.”
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Essentially, William and Vyncent get tipsy and shit gets gay.
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16 Sep 2025
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we open on a tavern by Arcadir
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Riptide (Podcast)
11 Sep 2025
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It was then she noticed something move next to her- Gillion, presumably. Jay sucked in a deep breath, taking a moment to prepare herself to probably fight a shark and swinging her chair to the side.
She was not, in fact, faced with a shark wielding Gillion. Instead, she found herself looking at a man in maybe his mid thirties, with greasy brown curls and dark blue eyes. A complete stranger.
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While Jay and Chip are considering how to confess to each other, Jay encounters a less than pleasant stranger in a tavern. Chip punches him about it.
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12 Sep 2025
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let the sun only shine on me through a falling sky by achilleshq
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
21 Dec 2024
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“You should hurry up, this warm water is good but it won’t stay like that forever.” He heard more rustling, and a couple seconds passed before he saw the very tips of her frizy white hair in the very corners of his vision and the water began to sway back and forth in the tub with a disturbance.
He could hear and feel her sinking into the water across from him, experiencing the same instant relief that he had upon descending into the tub. He tucked his knees to his chest self-consciously, remembering that he was quite the tall guy.
Or, Lucia and Jin take a bath together in the aftermath of the fall.
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- Part 76 of JERWEE ONE SHOTS
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10 Sep 2025
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Approaching their shared cottage, Elena could see that their husband was using the front of his shirt as a kind of basket to hold... Rocks!
Peter's smile was wide as he spotted her, calling out to his partner, "Elena! Look at these ones!"
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ORPeter breaks open some rocks and explains them while Elena fondly listens.
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25 Jul 2025
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life of vermin by ihatemyson
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Prime Defenders (Podcast)
22 Jul 2025
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It was reaping day.
William Wisp and Summer Dileo were the tributes representing district 3. And in just a few minutes, after they shook hands and parted ways, they'd have only minutes to tell their families goodbye before they were sent off to the Capitol.
And he knew, deep in his gut, that nobody was going to raise their hand, and volunteer to take their places.
Because why would they?
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“District 3 isn't going to have a winner this year.” David said, and though his voice was cold, it was also strangely intense. “The mayor's daughter isn't getting past any of the career tributes- and you aren't making it past the first hour of the games. Don't you get that?”
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(or: hunger games au)Series
- Part 6 of my jrwi fics <3
- Part 1 of bad things happen to good people (good things happen to me)
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16 Jul 2025
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The first time Rolan Deep kisses a boy, he’s thirteen and drunk.
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- Part 8 of JRWI
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06 Jul 2025
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A month after Ashe was freed from the Trickster, her father insists she learns to take care of the giant wings that are still left on her body.
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04 Jul 2025