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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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29 Jun 2026
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divine intervention, the gnashing of teeth by juiceboxpurgatory
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Unwitness Protection Program (Podcast)
05 May 2026
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“Will, dude, I’m not possessed.” Isaac shuffles his feet, tracking crushed snow on the carpet from the bottom of his sneakers. “I’m fine.”
“I believe you,” William says, like he totally doesn’t believe him. Which is fair, frankly, because that’s definitely something someone who's possessed would say, and also because it’s the middle of the night and Isaac has just shown up at his window in the first snow of the season. Even in the relative warmth of the Wisp’s basement, he’s shivering.
Over the course of their friendship, the rest of the Unwitness Protection Program learn some unfortunate truths about Isaac's family situation. Isaac, on the other hand, learns how to smash a car window, which bathrooms at school are the best to throw up in, and that he might love his friends more than he's ever loved his father.
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19 Jun 2026
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Chip is alive again, thanks to Niklaus' sacrifice. and Gillion finally has a chance to fulfill the promise they made to each other in the Black Sea.
Sequel to my other fnc fic, Last Chance, Bastard.
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15 Apr 2026
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Snakes Aren't Evil by ic3dcoffe3
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Judgement (Podcast)
09 Jun 2025
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With the flourish of The Sword that Cuts Through Time, Jaguar Joe somehow finds himself in The Past. What year? What is he doing here? What task the God of Time sent him to perform here? All questions he's unsure of. What he does know is that he must find whatever Trial he needs to perform in order to return to his time all while not injuring the time-space continuum.
aka jaguar accidentally time travels and interacts with child paeon
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19 Dec 2025
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The Antidote to His Poison by valeovalairs
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Judgement (Podcast)
19 Jun 2025
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When the man with the white beaked mask walked through the door of the bedroom, Paeon was the only one still alive, and just barely at that.
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Or, a look into Paeon’s origin, how they came to be in the castle, becoming what they are, and gaining a new family in the process.Bookmarked by average_pheasant
19 Dec 2025