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Vanilla and Tobacco by audreyoctopus
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
07 Jul 2026
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She hadn’t said yes. But she hadn’t said no either. The lines were was blurry as Sarahfina’s face had been, and Johanna wasn’t sure if she had wanted it or not.
The water was scalding when she finally forced herself under it.
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- Part 4 of Crocodile Tears
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Zombification by audreyoctopus
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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“Are there any volunteers?” Pomponia asked, the boredom in her voice obvious. She knew, from her years of being the escort for District Six, that there wouldn’t be.
She was wrong.
Her mind made up, Iris stepped out of her section. The girls around her watched her warily, eying the cuffs. Iris took a deep breath, before thrusting her hands in the air, stretching them over her head. The cuffs protested the movement, but she ignored the pain, held herself tall and proud. “I volunteer as tribute.”
She wasn’t going to let anyone but herself choose her fate.
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She was more than just a Morphling, once.
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It wasn’t the weirdest day Bob had had. Okay, so it definitely wasn’t normal, but neither was the time Felix had tied him and Mr Fischoeder up and left them to die. Neither was the time where they had all nearly been killed by a giant animatronic shark. Or the time he’d been kidnapped and held hostage on a cruise ship. Or the time they’d stolen some guy’s mannequin wife from a sex shop. Or the time -
Point was, zombies weren’t really out of the question, as far as Bob was concerned. Mustard-hating zombies were certainly more unusual than what he’d heard of before, but not the most unusual. All in all, it wasn’t a terrible day for Bob.
Of course, they were stuck at Wagstaff with Mr Frond and Tammy, and there was an active zombie apocalypse, but Bob was sure that the situation could be worse.
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Inspired by S14E09 "Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse".
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“Are you drunk?”
“What, because I said I’d kiss you?”
“Yes.”
“No, I’m not drunk. I’m tipsy, but I’m not a complete lightweight. And I would, you know.”
“Would what?”
“Kiss you,” Helen said. She put her drink down and stared across at Roz from across the table, her dark eyes serious and sparkling in the dim light.
Roz felt her heart skip a beat. “Go on then,” she said, before she lost her nerve.
“What?”
“Kiss me.”
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Helen and Roz go to the movies.
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- Part 3 of Risk
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Andrea didn’t know how much longer she could run for. The fear had kept her going so far, had kept the exhaustion at bay, but her lungs were burning, her legs aching, her heart hammering harder than it ever had in her life. She was running faster than she had from the farm. She longed for it to be only walkers chasing her. At least she knew what they would do if they caught her. But the Governor? He would kill her, certainly, but what would he do before that? She could survive walkers, but they were easier to survive than an angry man.
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Instead of trying to lose the Governor in the factory, Andrea tricks him.
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Crocodile Tears by audreyoctopus
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
07 Jul 2026
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Some Helen/Roz fics.
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Hotch and Elle run into each other in Brooklyn, years later. Sort of a fix-it fic.
Bookmarked by audreyoctopus
07 Jul 2026
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Cunk on Stories: Episode 5 - Yuletide by astrokath for qkind
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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CUNK (VO)
What makes people volunteer for sadomasochistic writing exchanges? And, who the fuck is Cole?- Language:
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07 Jul 2026
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Philomena Cunk does a segment on UEA.
Shared with thanks to a friend who contributed.Bookmarked by audreyoctopus
07 Jul 2026
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But he can talk (almost all the time), feed himself (although he hangs a sign on his bathroom door prompting him to make himself dinner), and work like a functional adult.
(He doesn’t need to ask for accommodations. He’ll be Just Fine.)
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07 Jul 2026
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End of the World by FernWithy
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
22 Mar 2023
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07 Jul 2026