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    "Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”

    He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.

    “Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.

    Thor just stared.

     

    (Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)

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    “Mr. Stark,” Peter squeaks against a background of whooshing wind, clearly mid-swing.
    “Yeah, what’s up, kid?”
    “Did you listen to, uh… Which voicemails did you hear?”
    “None of them, give me a recap. Twenty seconds max.”
    “Okay, okay, okay. I found an alien glowy thingy and I would like to say that I know for sure that it won’t blow up, but I don’t, because it really looks like it might blow up.”
    “Kid. For the love of— Are you carrying it around?”
    “Uuuhhh,” Peter says, like he’s really looking for a reason to say ‘no’. “Yes…?”
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    Spoiler alert: It blows up

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    Thor and Love have just come home from battle, and there's nothing he'd like more than to just take a shower and go to bed.

    Then Loki shows up.

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    "Maybe when we get to that cabin I’ll tuck you into a sleeping bag and tell you a bedtime story. Would you like that, Agent Romanov?"

    Natasha is hiding in the woods because Loki won in New York. She isn't at all pleased to meet Loki there as well.

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    "It ends when they die," Sylvie says. The best plans have always been the simplest plans.

    Thor nods slowly. "And what after that?"

    "Hm?" Sylvie's head jerks to look at him, her heart jolting fast.

    "And what after that? What will you do afterwards?"

    "I... don't know."

    The team runs across a variant of Thor in the Void, and Sylvie mourns the things that were stolen from her. Jealousy is a feeling better left to others.

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