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can on a string by allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Jul 2026
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His sister grabs him firmly by the shoulders. “Shane Hollander. My brother, my wombmate, my least favourite twin. I literally do. not. care. if you introduce yourself to this boy or not, but you have been yammering about him nonstop for fucking days and you very clearly want to talk to him, so as your older sister–”
“–I was literally born first–”
“You were removed first, we both know God wanted me to–”
“You were breech and tried to take your fucking placenta with you, I don’t think ‘God’–”
“A girl causes an almost-fatal hemorrhage one time and no one ever lets her fucking forget it! Whatever! The point is that you clearly want to talk to this guy and we just saw him walk over there alone so now is your perfect fucking chance! Just go say hi! Stop overthinking it!”
“Wow, stop overthinking, what revolutionary advice. Thank you so much for that game-changing fuc–”
She punches him in the shoulder hard enough to actually hurt. “Okay how about this, fuckface: either you go introduce yourself to him or I will.”
OR: My brain said what if Shane Hollander had a sister, and then all this happened. Bon appetite.
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Shane Hollander is a second grade teacher. The students at his school have started to hiss at each other. He just wants to get through his day with as little contact as possible with school librarian Mr. Rozanov.
Featuring dorky Shane, menace Ilya, and some general teacher life shenanigans.
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“Shane Hollander,” Rozanov says in his deep, thick accent.
“Rozanov,” Hollander nods. His voice cracks embarrassingly so he keeps talking, hoping the other man won’t notice. “Just came up here to get some air. I didn’t see a sign saying not to so I think we’re allowed. It’s chilly, eh? But a beautiful view,” he rambles.
“Ah yes,” Rozanov says flatly. “London, Ontario. Famous view.”
Shane can’t tell whether he’s being sarcastic. He probably is. He’s kind of an asshole, Shane thinks to himself, not for the first time. But an asshole who makes Shane’s stomach do weird things. Things that he wants to experience again so that he can properly label them. For science.
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What if last year's Hockey Canada sexual assault trial happened in the Heated Rivalry universe, not with the 2018 gold medal team but with Shane Hollander's 2009 team? A nearly decade-long situationship with consent king Ilya Rozanov makes the Hollander who walks into the courtroom in 2017 a very different man from the boy who ran out of the hotel room all those years ago.
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[podfic] Cards on the Table by allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, vary for allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic)
19 Aug 2023
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Nick clears his throat and wipes his hands on a napkin. “So Charlie, tell me about yourself.”
“Oh god!” Charlie giggles. “Anything but that fucking question!”
Nick joins him in his laughter. “A truly terrible question, on both dates and job interviews,” he chuckles. “I’ll try to do better. What do you do for work?”
Charlie swallows his food, feeling his heart rate immediately increase. If Nick is going to be an ass about this, he’d rather find out sooner than later. Might as well put all his cards on the table.
“I’m a sex worker,” Charlie replies.
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We really are everywhere by allamosaurus
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
20 Mar 2023
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Nick and Charlie find an interactive online map that has pins from queer folks all around the world. As they browse it, fluffy, sappy, lovey feelings ensue.
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I Feel God in This Chili’s Tonight by allamosaurus, farmwitch, glyphs02, isto4u, missdeviant, NellieSayzBork, OrionsBracelet, planttaxonomy, roo_writes, roo_writes_HS (roo_writes), shootingforthestars, swise, tinyarmedtrex, TruhamHiggsSportsDay
Fandom Chili's Grill and Bar, Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic), Schitt's Creek, The Office (US), Two More Eggs (Web Series)
16 Apr 2023
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Nick and Charlie are a story that was written in the stars, destined in every universe. Destined to find each other. To fall in love. To cherish and support and adore one another every day of every lifetime, as long as they both may live.
In every universe.
They're also apparently destined to fuck inside the American fast-casual affordably priced Tex-Mex dining chain, Chili's.
Which Chili's, you wonder?
Why, ALL OF THEM.
[A project from the writers of the HSO25 server. May god have mercy on our souls. … Or not, honestly that's probably fair.]
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A series of non-linear one-shots following the life of Glitter!Nick and Boss!Charlie after their time on the show.
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a pox on all your houses by apocryphal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
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23 Jul 2026
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Staring at the Sun by Nerve_Itch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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The first sound Ilya hears is a thin, discordant symphony of beeps and whirs. Something vibrating.
The next thing he hears is…wet. A sort of shaking, gargling sound, that feels like the ugliest crying he’s ever heard. And through it, Shane’s voice.
“I’m with him now, mom. He’s— he’s not fine. He’s not. I know—”
Ilya wants to ask who's not fine, but he can’t feel his own body, his mouth, enough to ask.
“Yeah,” Shane is saying, only slightly calmer. “I know. He wasn’t breathing—"
Ilya knows there's a link, between the clinical musicality of medical settings, Shane’s audible, awful distress, and his own physical incapacity. It’s just, it’s so tenuous, and the air around him is so thick, so heavy. It would be easy, to sleep, a little.
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Footage of the last game between Ottawa and Montreal is everywhere; it’s breached containment from the sports world, and now it seems like everyone is baying for Montreal’s blood. Except, Ilya is oblivious. Not exactly blissfully so, but as the fight for accountability within the league rages on without him, Ilya just wants someone, anyone, to tell him what happened.- Language:
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20 Jul 2026
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In this Together by Luna (lunasky), lunasky
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jul 2026
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18 Jul 2026
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love you ‘til my lungs give out by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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Weeks later, when the news finally breaks, the headlines will call it a “catastrophic brain injury”.
They’ll analyze the hit from every angle, trying to find just what went so wrong. It was clean, it was legal… and yet it somehow slammed Shane Hollander into the ice hard enough to end his career.
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or, another take on shane’s injury in episode 5 being much, much worse.
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17 Jul 2026
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drift into the arms of the undiscovered by CottageCore26
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jan 2026
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He hit the green button and tucked the phone between his shoulder and his ear, trying to balance the plant. “Did you find your curdled cheese?” he asked by way of a greeting.
“Ilya,” Shane said, and Ilya’s spine stiffened. Shane’s voice was tight and slightly muffled. “Can you guys come to the entrance?”
Ilya set down the plant on the ground with a thunk. Yuna turned to look at him. Her nose flared at the sour scent of worry coming off of him.
“What happened?” Ilya growled. Something was wrong with his omega. He could feel it in his bones.
“What’s wrong?” Yuna snapped, setting down her bags, freeing her hands.
“We’re OK,” Shane said, trying and failing to sound soothing. “There was a fight, but we’re OK.”
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12 Jul 2026