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“Yeah, that was... sorry ‘bout that, mate, probably should’ve asked before I tried to blow you.”
Oscar Piastri, aged twenty two, found dead on the couch of his shared flat. So young, had a full, long life ahead of him. Too bad.
𝐎𝐑: Lando needs hands-on experience in giving blowjobs. Naturally, he decides to ask Oscar for help.
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15 Jun 2026
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“Are you sniffing my clothes, mate?” Lando’s voice violently rips Oscar back to reality.
Oscar drops the hoodie like it’s turned into a venomous snake, recoiling in shock. Lando’s standing in the doorway, motionless, one hand still on the doorknob. Oscar can’t quite read the expression on his face, but he doesn’t need to in order to hear the incredulity ringing out in Lando’s voice.
“Um,” Oscar stammers, panic setting in. This looks so bad.
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Oscar's been obsessed with Lando since he was 14. Now they’re teammates at McLaren, and he's struggling to keep it together. Lando's not a better man.
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15 Jun 2026
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Find Me Somebody by raiining
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Aug 2019
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“You left me,” he said. “You both left me, for him. And I can’t even blame you, because I’d have left me for him too.”
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- 1/1
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18 May 2026
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And On The Eighth Day, Cadillac Made Them Teammates. by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
06 May 2025
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Max Verstappen is making a shock move to Cadillac for the 2026 F1 season—ready to burn bridges, shunt Red Bulls, and unleash pure chaos. What he didn’t expect? The surprise waiting for him in the teammate column.
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18 May 2026
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Lando has a burner account.
He forgot to sign into it, apparently, before tweeting about how fucking hot Oscar is.Bookmarked by achingaster
18 May 2026
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Touch of the dead by fullmetalpotterhead
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2022
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Xie Lian is having a pretty okay second banishment. He’s been hiding in the woods for who knows how long because something in him broke and now he kills any living creature he touches but he’s fine, it’s fine!
Or at least it will be once Hua Cheng, who’s been searching for centuries, finally gets to give his god everything he dreamed of offering. Good thing ghosts aren’t living creatures!- Language:
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25 Apr 2026
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Companions, consorts, and curiosity by fullmetalpotterhead
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jul 2022
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Xie Lian is pretty sure he was propositioned but, well, he doesn’t have anything better to do and his prospective husband seems nice enough.
Hua Cheng is not sure how he ended up married to his god and he’s definitely panicking about it.
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24 Apr 2026
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what faith provides by parsnipit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2021
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The first prayers are hazy, fragmented things. They’re wordless, made only of emotion and impression—a flash of longing, the burden of grief, an overwhelming scent of blood. They lurk in the corners of his mind at all times, but they don’t feel like they belong to him. They feel other.
Xie Lian thinks he’s going crazy.
Hua Cheng prays for centuries as he searches for his god. His god hears.
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24 Apr 2026
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Take Me by the Waist to the Water by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Mar 2019
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"Ge ge, want to get married?"
"... Aren't we already married?"
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Instead of freezing, Xie Lian teases back. It Kills The Man
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24 Apr 2026
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war beast by atomicmuffin for Ammonium
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2019
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Hualian get themselves a weapon of massive destruction to coo over, or, as they would call it, a pet. Yin Yu clearly isn’t paid enough to deal with this bullshit.
Or: Ghost City has a new mascot, and it’s a goddamn dragon.
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- Part 6 of Hua Cheng Week 2k19
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24 Apr 2026
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i think i like your hands in mine by deiiform
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Jul 2022
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After running from a hunter for days, Dream finds a random temple to die in peacefully.
Of course it belongs to his ex.
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24 Apr 2026
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this time it's a tweet cute by Owlwinter
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 May 2021
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Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending description
Sapnap: How much do you get paid to write those again?
George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here.--
Or: in which George is the Twitter Description Man, and Dream is the perpetually-trending Minecraft youtuber he has a love-hate relationship with.
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11 Apr 2026
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What Wings May Come by punsandships
Fandoms: In Other Lands | The Turn of the Story - Sarah Rees Brennan
17 Oct 2019
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Things which were Rachel Sunborn’s fault:
Luke was some bizarre half-human half-harpy hybrid creature.
Luke was allergic to coconut.Things which were Elliot Schafer’s fault:
Basically everything else.Bookmarked by achingaster
09 Apr 2026
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The Dreaming holds all dreams within it.
As a nightmare, Corinthian never slept to dream, not in any real sense, not in the usual way of things, but Dream needs to know how he has failed and where, the why of it, if he is to do better than before. So he goes down to the dark and endless water and all that hides within it, sprinkling a gustful of sand upon the surface, and-
“There you are.”
-they are in a bathhouse that existed an eternity ago, open to the public, mosaic and tall urns with drifting fronds. People come and go; wine is sold, perfumes. A charlatan heals the sick in one room, another holds court to an adoring public in the next.
Corinthian floats in the middle of a heated pool, steam rising from blue water.
He is gold in his paleness.
Naked, save for the smoke tinted glass over his eyes.
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- Part 1 of Hymn's Fic: The Sandman Collection
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02 Apr 2026
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I just wanna take our relationship to the next level by orphan_account
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
03 Aug 2018
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Mycroft is mysteriously missing, Jim is back from the dead dressing like a rich divorcee, and Sherlock starts to put some pieces together.
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- Part 2 of I mean, unless you want
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21 Mar 2026
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Marinette paused, a cold trickle making its way up her neck. Only Miraculous holders could call on her yo-yo.
“Who is this”? She asked, injecting a bit of steel into her voice.
“You know who it is”.
“I can assure you I don’t. How are you calling on this”?
“For God’s sake girl, if it’s not Chat Noir, then which other male Miraculous holder would call you like this? I thought you were the brains behind your operation”!
She almost dropped her yo-yo. It couldn’t be...but
“Hawkmoth”?
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28 Feb 2026
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Five Times Gabriel Agreste Caught Ladybug in His Son’s Bedroom (and the One Time He Caught Chat Noir) by agrestenoir
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
11 Dec 2017
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Gabriel Agreste keeps finding Ladybug in his son's bedroom. As a super villain and father, this will not stand.
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- Part 1 of how hawkmoth got his groove back
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27 Feb 2026
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“Do you know what fanfiction is?”
Max blinks. “Yeah?”
“Oh, good,” Charles says, even more relieved. “Do you know people write about celebrities?”
Max rolls his eyes. “I’ve been briefed by PR, yeah.”
Charles flops down on the lounge, Sassy and Jimmy long gone, and props his feet up on the coffee table. Max rolls his eyes again, then sits down next to him. He and Charles are friends, kind of, and certainly closer now that they’ve ever been before, but he’s never really witnessed Charles having a PR-related meltdown before. They’re not that close.
Oh, well. A first time for everything, he supposes.
“Great!” Charles says cheerily, then unlocks his phone and shoves it in Max’s face. “Do you also know that we’re ranked second on Archive of Our Own?”
// Charles discovers fanfiction. He makes it Max's problem
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28 Jan 2026
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Have You Ever Heard Of Charles Leclerc, ART GP3 Driver, Ferrari Academy? Because You Will by Chandelier_s_Notebook
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
27 Jan 2026
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Carlos has heard one too many monologues about Charles Leclerc to not warn Max's new teammate what he's in for.
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27 Jan 2026
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Possibilities lined up before her. If she was a superhero, everyone would love her. She would have parades. She’d be powerful, perhaps more powerful than her parents. She couldn’t wait to tell everyone that she, Chloé Bourgeois, was a superhero!
Then she looked in the mirror.
Leather.
Chloé was wearing not only a full-body leather suit, but on top of that she wore leather gloves, boots and a belt. Leather-on-leather! An atrocity! Even worse, Chloé’s hair was pulled out of its neat ponytail, and had turned into a mess of curls. Chloé spent an hour every morning having her butler straighten her hair, she didn’t want it to revert to it’s natural curly state every time she transformed! The excessive leather did not even spare her head, giving her both leather ears and a leather mask that tinted her sclera blue.
If Chloé’s mother, the Queen of Fashion, ever saw this, Chloé knew exactly what she would say: “Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!”
So this is why superheros had secret identities.