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  1. Rec 23

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    “Someone,” Strange says, “is selling cryptid components.” He pauses, and Sam could swear he’s looking at Bucky. “And making a killing doing it. Literally.”

    “Cryptid components?” Natasha asks, leaning forward. “What are those in the context of this mission?”

    Strange shifts his eyes from Bucky to Natasha. “Nascent fishkin scales—” he starts.

    “Fishstick what, now?” Stark interrupts.

    “You would know them as merfolk,” Strange continues, “vampire teeth, chupacabras claws, cockatrice spurs, phoenix feathers, sasquatch fur.” He makes a dismissive motion with one hand. “The list is long and the specifics are immaterial.”

    (Or: Bucky and Sam go undercover as a married couple on a mission to break up a poaching ring that’s attacking cryptids. It’s a great opportunity to learn about the magical community and explore their human-selkie relationship… but can they stand (and protect) their neighbors?)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    An outside observer confuses the 'barbershop quartet' as one woman with a really bad habit for cheating. Complete fluff.

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 95

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    This series started out as a place to stash prequel ficlets that were intended to be brief flashbacks/asides in a sprawling, unposted, in-progress Bucky recovery fic. But then the recovery fic's backstory got overly complicated and grew a narrative of its own. I cut the narrative off, but two more took its place. Go figure.

    (And the ficlets... all turned out to be stories. Again, go figure.)

    There are definitely tie-in/continuation shenanigans throughout this series, and the individual stories will be referenced by the aforementioned WIP, but each story of the series should largely be readable on its own. Pieces will be posted as they are polished up, probably out of chronological order. Each one will have at least one timestamp inside, though, and often several.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    The first summer Maria spent with her grandparents at the dacha, the Soldier taught her how to bite people, hard, like she means it. But what does he teach her the second summer she spends with her grandparents at the dacha?

    (Or: A glimpse of sweet, sweet summertime, set a year and a half prior to Mouse Song. This was supposed to be fluffy humor. That didn’t last long. So, despite appearances, everything is still, naturally, horrible.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “You okay?”

    The outline of Steve’s hands, balled into fists inside his pockets, looks too sharp despite the wool barrier. His nice pants. Standing there in his fucking church clothes and all it makes Bucky want is to walk over there and rub him through them until he’s in just as much of a state as Bucky is.

    The laugh that catapults out of Bucky’s mouth tastes like bile. “Nope.”

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    09 Jun 2026