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After a mission goes wrong, Draco and Hermione end up trapped in a cabin. A mysterious curse forces the two coworkers far too close for comfort.
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21 Jun 2026
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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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- 55/?
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20 Jun 2026
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Shikamaru likes relationships that are simple, uncomplicated and easy. Lucky for you, he makes a compelling argument for keeping things that way.
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- 1/1
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17 Jun 2026
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Nara Shikamaru - ABO Public Breeding by KoolAidMansBitch
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2026
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Claiming|Mating? Claiming
ft sex ed, teacher/student|age gap, fingering, nipple play, size difference, belly bulge, knotting
(2nd Person POV)
(Individual chapter from my larger work WISPSIMPS)
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- Part 20 of Exhibitionism
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16 Jun 2026
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After a long solo mission, Shikamaru returns to his quiet home in the Nara compound only to find you, his lover already waiting for him—high on his weed, wrapped in his shirt, and lost in the scent of him. What starts as a lazy surprise quickly spirals into something far more intense, as the genius strategist loses every last shred of his famous composure.
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16 Jun 2026
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"A guy could start charging interest."
You really should've known better than to owe Shikamaru Nara a favor.
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16 Jun 2026
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You weren’t expecting some company on your last day planned alive. Neither did you expect to fall in love with said company later down the line, but, well. What’s one more unplanned thing?
21-year-old ANBU Hatake Kakashi has spent a good amount of his life serving in the shadows of Konoha, expecting nothing in return. When a mission gone wrong tears him out of his world and leaves him unconscious at a stranger’s door in a new one, he wakes to something far more dangerous than an enemy—a strange, lonely woman whose kindness threatens to unravel everything he’s built to survive.
Undergoing major editing from chapters 25-29!
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- Part 1 of Bewitched and Befallen, Home To You
- Part 1 of Propinquate
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- English
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- 229,282
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- 28/40
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14 Jun 2026
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Kakashi discovers that he has a breeding kink. It's kind of a spiritual experience.
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07 Jun 2026
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When you and Kakashi both forget to bring along something important on a mission, the two of you have to fight the effects of an aphrodisiac without.
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07 Jun 2026
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You ask Kakashi not to hold back, and he is all too happy to oblige.
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06 Jun 2026
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You were excited to get a job, working as a maid in Duke Kakashi Hatake's home, but you weren't expecting all the perks that came along with it. Whether you want them or not.
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- Part 14 of Trashtober 2020
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29 May 2026
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sakura can't sleep.
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26 May 2026
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get it, say it, I'm your type (I know you been all this time) by jasoftie
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 Feb 2026
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sakura peers at him over her shoulder. playful and sultry.
“ka-ka-shi. don't you wanna touch me?”
not gonna answer that while half-hard. “what are you doing?”
“dancing for you...”
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25 May 2026
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A poem on a sticky note;
sinful, sweet, impossible to forget.
More appear,
each one tugging Sakura closer
to the hand that writes them.So she writes back.
UPDATE; Epilogue Added
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21 May 2026
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Sakura decides to take a shortcut through the woods. Unfortunately, it's a full moon.
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21 May 2026
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After ten years of marriage to Sasuke ends in childless divorce, Sakura thinks she has the perfect solution to her post-divorce woes: become a seduction kunoichi. But when Naruto meddles in an effort to ward her off this unexpected ambition, Sakura feels only more emboldened to prove them all wrong. What begins as a desperate, stubborn attempt to reclaim a part of herself, slowly cracks her open--and it is the last person she ever expected who is there to help her pick up the pieces and mend her broken heart. (same story, updated summary)
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20 May 2026
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She was about to respond when Kakashi's hand wrapped around her ankle, pulling her leg to the side to open her up to their view. "I think," he said conversationally, though his eyes were fixed between her legs where she was already wet and wanting, "that someone needs to learn patience."
"I'm very patient," Sakura protested. "I'm a medic. Patience is literally part of my job."
"Then you won't mind if we take our time," Genma said with a wicked grin.
Oh no.
Kakashi's fingers trailed up her inner thigh, so close to where she needed him but not quite touching. "You teased us all evening. Flirted. Touched. Made suggestions." His finger circled her hip bone, making her squirm. "I think it's only fair we return the favor."
Genma had moved to her other side, his hand cupping her breast, thumb brushing over her nipple in maddeningly light touches. "We're going to make you beg, sweetheart."
"I don't beg," Sakura said, but her voice lacked conviction.
"We'll see about that."
And then they proceeded to prove exactly why they were considered two of the most eligible bachelors in all of Konoha.
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19 May 2026
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Sakura finally forces Kakashi to show up for his Annual Medical Exam. Only four years late.
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19 May 2026
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Given five days by the council to prepare Kakashi’s wake, Sakura moves into the Hatake clan’s estate to fulfill her duty as his fiancée—ensuring his spirit is properly guided into the afterlife. But the longer she stays, the more she realizes something is deeply wrong.
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15 May 2026
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It's their last mission on active duty before he becomes Hokage and she becomes Director of Konoha Hospital. According to Tsunade, its a sure bet to avoid the legendary “last mission curse”: investigate a string of disappearances along the northern Fire Country border, and simply report back with intel. But they both should have known better than to trust one of Tsunade’s bets, as their easy last mission quickly turns into something neither was prepared for—and neither can escape. / Or: Kakashi and Sakura get trapped in a sex dungeon, shenanigans ensue, then some smut, then some feels, and neither knows what to do with any of it.
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14 May 2026