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After a mission goes wrong, Draco and Hermione end up trapped in a cabin. A mysterious curse forces the two coworkers far too close for comfort.
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21 Jun 2026
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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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20 Jun 2026
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Shikamaru likes relationships that are simple, uncomplicated and easy. Lucky for you, he makes a compelling argument for keeping things that way.
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17 Jun 2026
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Nara Shikamaru - ABO Public Breeding by KoolAidMansBitch
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2026
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Claiming|Mating? Claiming
ft sex ed, teacher/student|age gap, fingering, nipple play, size difference, belly bulge, knotting
(2nd Person POV)
(Individual chapter from my larger work WISPSIMPS)
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- Part 20 of Exhibitionism
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16 Jun 2026
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After a long solo mission, Shikamaru returns to his quiet home in the Nara compound only to find you, his lover already waiting for him—high on his weed, wrapped in his shirt, and lost in the scent of him. What starts as a lazy surprise quickly spirals into something far more intense, as the genius strategist loses every last shred of his famous composure.
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16 Jun 2026