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Comfort Me with Apples: For I Am Sick of Love by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2024
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"You know what this is?" he asks, somehow doubtful and hopeful at the same time.
"Course I do! You're just a little randy. Quick spot of onanism will fix you right up," he says with what is possibly too much confidence for someone who's never directly experienced either thing, but Aziraphale seems like he needs to borrow a whole heap of confidence at the moment.
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A pair of ineffable, Eden-era turbo virgins get exposed to sex pollen.
- Language:
- English
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- 16,934
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- 1/1
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- 2
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01 Jul 2026
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Aziraphale And Crowley Sexual Firsts (Times, Experiences, Positions, Kinks) by EyesOnHisThighs
Fandom Good Omens (Graphic Novel), Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (TV) RPF, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Aug 2025
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01 Jul 2026
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The lingerie was a one-piece, with high leg openings revealing sharp hips, and a flimsy line of white barely containing a straining cock, red and flushed against his stomach, the lace stretched to accommodate.
Crowley stood, beet-red, as though awaiting judgement, his hands in fists at his sides.
“Look at you,” Aziraphale breathed, overwhelmed by the stunning man before him. “How are you mine?” Crowley made a choked noise while Aziraphale registered what he’d said a moment too late to keep the words in. He blushed as he stuttered, “I mean, not that, um…”
“Yours.” Crowley breathed.
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- Part 2 of Pretty Things
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23 Jun 2026
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Small Town Angels & Demons by Heretic1103
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jul 2025
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21 May 2026
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HUMAN AU
Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously"! The overall tone of this fic is light-hearted and fluffy, but there are some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!
2026/05/09: Only 4-5 more chapters to go! All remaining chapters are fully outlined and some partially written (the only question in number of chapters is if I end up splitting any into two parts). I hope you enjoy this silly, sexy ride!
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- English
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- 110,445
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- 15/20
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15 May 2026
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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- English
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- 33,059
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 21
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- 1,922
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01 May 2026
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There's a new shopkeeper on Whickber Street! The newcomer is a comic book seller named Anthony Crowley, a flamboyant character who blasts heavy metal music at full volume, and whose shop is a chaotic mess. Far too boisterous for Aziraphale's delicate nerves.
Their two worlds will clash in the eternal battle between books and comic books. Aziraphale is determined to convert Crowley to the world of literature, a glaring gap in his life; Crowley, on the other hand, is set on broadening Aziraphale’s horizons by introducing him to the world of graphic novels. Will they manage to win each other over?Or:
A fluff-filled fic with a shy and fidgety bookseller and an extroverted and rebel (a lil bit Pre-Fall coded) comic book seller. With Christmas cheer on the side. And basically it's also all an excuse to recommend lots of books and graphic novels to everyone.(✨ NOW COMPLETE ✨)
About the Rating: 95% of the fic reads as M rated, but there’s one chapter with E rated smut in it (addressed in the opening notes of said chapter, and skippable) + another small bit (addressed as well).- Language:
- English
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- 234,281
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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10 Apr 2026
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Villainous by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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{Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.}
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Rookery
- Language:
- English
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- 216,735
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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- 16
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- 3,128
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29 Mar 2026
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In order to save his home and his pride, Crowley needs to win a yacht race around the UK.
Aziraphale joins him in a desperate attempt to do something, anything, to shift his life out of its depressingly comfortable stasis.
2,000 nautical miles.
37 days at sea.
2 men.
And only one (bed) boat.Bookmarked by UnsettlingCryptid
09 Feb 2026
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A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...
Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.
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- English
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- 47,741
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 3
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- 801
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- 2,744
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06 Dec 2025
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Over the Rainbow by CemeteryAngel725 for GlitteringPeanut42 (whatareyou42)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
28 Jun 2024
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Fresh out of college, Aziraphale and Crowley are roommates, marching in NYC Pride with their best friends Eric and Beez. Aziraphale has had feelings for Crowley for a long time, but will he ever work up the courage to tell him?
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- English
- Words:
- 10,259
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
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- 104
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- 402
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- 72
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- 3,302
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05 Nov 2025
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Anthony runs The Serpent’s Spine, a radical bookshop tucked into a corner of Dalston—a haven for anarchists, queer kids, and anyone who still believes in fighting back. Locals call him “the Serpent of Dalston”: sharp-tongued, fiercely independent, and just dangerous enough to be left alone.
Ezra paints in the quiet hours of the night under the name “Aziraphale”—an anonymous street artist known for breathtaking murals of angels and half-remembered Edens. His work has gone viral more than once, but no one knows his face. He plans to keep it that way.
One speaks in sharp truths, the other in silence and brushstrokes. Neither of them is looking for connection—but their two worlds collide when Ezra enters The Serpent’s Spine looking for books about art.
A story about resistance, hidden identities, and falling in love in a world that keeps trying to tear you apart.
(WIP - UPDATES EVERY MONDAY)
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- English
- Words:
- 616,765
- Chapters:
- 53/60
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- 1
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- 2,178
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21 Oct 2025
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Sunlight in Your Smile by Create_Serenity (Sivany)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2026
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The webpage loaded. Aziraphale absolutely did not spit his tea all over his keyboard, but it was a close-run thing.
The man on the page was beautiful. Ethereal even. Flaming red hair that surely couldn't be natural and golden honey-coloured eyes that made Aziraphale wonder if he was wearing contact lenses to alter the colour. His cheekbones were rather lovely and the wicked smile he was giving to the camera was a sharp counterpoint to the warmth in his eyes.Aziraphale has to attend a family wedding and he may have told a bit of a white lie. Of course he doesn't actually have a boyfriend. So now he needs to find one in the next six months, and in despair he turns to an escort agency for help.
As for Crowley? Well, "Crowley usually only ordered dessert if he really felt it was expected of him. But tonight he ordered dessert because Aziraphale was debating between two different choices and Crowley had said he was thinking of ordering one of them simply so that Aziraphale could choose the other and try some of his."
Crowley thinks he might be in trouble.
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12 Oct 2025
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Still Paging Doctor Fell by GlitteringPeanut42 (whatareyou42), Puddinpocalypse (ValarMorghulis508), whatareyou42
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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Doctor Aziraphale Fell is even more content, and daresay beyond happy now that Crowley is in his life. Crowley's life has also changed for the better since that fateful day in a local coffee shop. Now that they have declared their love, Crowley is ready to take the next step and move in with Aziraphale.
Will living together make things even better, or add new stress to their lives? Their relationship continues to evolve as they settle into this new life.
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- Part 3 of Dr. Fell's Emergency Department
- Language:
- English
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- 142,815
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 707
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- 365
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10 Oct 2025
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A reverse-ish human AU where Ezra is an angel and Crowley is from the wrong side of town. But....
>> What if..... Crowley was the one that wanted Ezra to take the Top Job?
>> What if.... Ezra wanted them to run away together?
>> What if..... Crowley was the one who said "I don't even like you" and "we don't know each other"?Or: Crowley fell in love with Ezra Teachdaire when they were 15. But no one could ever know. Especially not Ezra. 15 years later, they're still hooking up, and Ezra might suspect something.
Title is a line from Arctic Monkeys, I Wanna Be Yours: "Secrets I have held in my heart... are harder to hide than I thought"Bookmarked by UnsettlingCryptid
26 Aug 2025
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Our Constellation Would Be Incomplete Without You by Evie_Love
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2026
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After his advice to Muriel, his 10-year-old daughter, to fight back with a punch disastrously backfires, Crowley uproots their life in Edinburgh and moves to London for a fresh start. Crowley takes her to their library’s book reading, where she hopes to find a friend that shares her love of books. The stars grant nebulous wishes as Muriel makes a new friend and Crowley finds himself unexpectedly drawn to the gentle librarian, Aziraphale Phillips. Like the 3 stars of Alpha Centauri, the 3 of them find themselves in a synchronized orbit with one another, their lives beginning to revolve around each other. Crowley helps Aziraphale with his struggles with insomnia, Aziraphale helps Crowley with caretaking, and Muriel attempts to help them realize their feelings.
Muriel: “Do ducks have a bit of the stars in them too? If they do, I think they shine best in their funny beaks or their waddling cross feet.”
Aziraphale: “So, in short, your dad was agreeing that stars are more like people in that way. Some are related, and some are not.”
Crowley: “There’s a little bit of you scattered across the universe staring right back at you everytime you look at the stars.” Reach for the stars and you’ll find home.
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- Part 2 of The Stars of Our Making
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25 Aug 2025
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Love, plain and simple by thisisshiny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Sep 2025
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Love through the Ages.
It sounds so simple, doesn’t it?
For six thousand years, Aziraphale and Crowley have walked the Earth - bickering, bantering, circling each other like twin stars caught in orbit. Heaven and Hell gave them orders. Humanity gave them stories.
This is a chronicle of the love they witnessed and the love they learned. Told in glimpses and echoes, in stolen glances and almost-touching hands.
From Adam and Eve to Oscar Wilde’s last embrace and beyond, they drift through the cracks of time, watching humans dare, fight, suffer, and shine - for that elusive thing neither of them dares name.
Some loves end in tragedy. Some survive exile, silence, war, fire. And some - rare, impossible - end in sunlight.
This is not just a love story.
It’s all of them.
It’s theirs.
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19 Aug 2025
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Share My Stars by mothdogs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Aug 2025
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Astrophysicist Anthony Crowley is halfway into his first year at a new university when disaster strikes, and he and the rest of the science professors are forced to relocate their offices. Crowley, who’s eager for a second chance in the world of academia, wants nothing more than to keep his nose clean and work on his research projects. However, his new office neighbor, a bright and inviting English professor named Dr. Ezra Fell, may be about to upset all of Crowley’s carefully-laid plans.
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- 14/14
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14 Aug 2025
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[Fanart now added to the end of the story!]
__________It doesn't take long for Aziraphale to realise that the Metatrons offer was a trap — but unfortunately it's already too late. He's held captive in heaven and asked about Crowley’s whereabouts. And heaven isn't afraid to use extreme measures to get him to talk…
In attempt to protect Crowley, Aziraphale lets him know not to come to his rescue. But Crowley was never one to take orders.
When they finally meet again, Crowley seems distanced. And all Aziraphale can hope for is that it's not too late to fix things between them…
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12 Aug 2025
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Anthony by caricari
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Mar 2020
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“I could be, you know,” Crowley spoke up, gently, breaking the contemplative silence of the room.
“Hmm?” Aziraphale rubbed at a particularly stubborn fingerprint on the cover of his book, using the moment to distract himself from the sudden increase in the tempo of his heartbeat. “Could be what, dear boy?”
“Your Anthony.”
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- 2/2
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03 Aug 2025