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The lingerie was a one-piece, with high leg openings revealing sharp hips, and a flimsy line of white barely containing a straining cock, red and flushed against his stomach, the lace stretched to accommodate.
Crowley stood, beet-red, as though awaiting judgement, his hands in fists at his sides.
“Look at you,” Aziraphale breathed, overwhelmed by the stunning man before him. “How are you mine?” Crowley made a choked noise while Aziraphale registered what he’d said a moment too late to keep the words in. He blushed as he stuttered, “I mean, not that, um…”
“Yours.” Crowley breathed.
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- Part 2 of Pretty Things
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23 Jun 2026
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Small Town Angels & Demons by Heretic1103
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jul 2025
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21 May 2026
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HUMAN AU
Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously"! The overall tone of this fic is light-hearted and fluffy, but there are some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!
2026/05/09: Only 4-5 more chapters to go! All remaining chapters are fully outlined and some partially written (the only question in number of chapters is if I end up splitting any into two parts). I hope you enjoy this silly, sexy ride!
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- English
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- 110,445
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- 15/20
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15 May 2026
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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- English
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- 33,059
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- 11/11
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01 May 2026
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There's a new shopkeeper on Whickber Street! The newcomer is a comic book seller named Anthony Crowley, a flamboyant character who blasts heavy metal music at full volume, and whose shop is a chaotic mess. Far too boisterous for Aziraphale's delicate nerves.
Their two worlds will clash in the eternal battle between books and comic books. Aziraphale is determined to convert Crowley to the world of literature, a glaring gap in his life; Crowley, on the other hand, is set on broadening Aziraphale’s horizons by introducing him to the world of graphic novels. Will they manage to win each other over?Or:
A fluff-filled fic with a shy and fidgety bookseller and an extroverted and rebel (a lil bit Pre-Fall coded) comic book seller. With Christmas cheer on the side. And basically it's also all an excuse to recommend lots of books and graphic novels to everyone.(✨ NOW COMPLETE ✨)
About the Rating: 95% of the fic reads as M rated, but there’s one chapter with E rated smut in it (addressed in the opening notes of said chapter, and skippable) + another small bit (addressed as well).- Language:
- English
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- 234,281
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- 31/31
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10 Apr 2026