UnderwhelmingSeance
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no greater vengeance than learning to enjoy again by themorgue
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 May 2026
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"Blowing all the air out of his system, he takes a full look around the room as he moves deeper into it. There’s the stage of course, all the way to the back of the room. And then lining one wall, is a bar and a walkway to the bathroom, with a half-wall and more stools in front of it. On the other side are the merch tables, only two with three people behind the table. Back on the stage, people were setting up the guitars and the drums and all the wires and it was busywork he hated that he recognized.
He also recognized that buzzing, nervous energy inside him. He wasn’t performing. He wasn’t going anywhere on stage. He was going to throw up."
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27 May 2026
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Totally Normal Bloodymary AU by snapdragonpop007
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022), The Gray Man Series - Mark Greaney
01 Jul 2026
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19 May 2026
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Hunter, Hunter (Here, Kitty Kitty) by therogueheart
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Mar 2026
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Cats bring their owners dead things because they think they're shit at hunting and incapable of feeding themselves.
Zoro brings Sanji dead things because he knows what he can cook with them.
(And because he thinks he's shit at hunting.)"She's right, though. These past few months… Bringing your catches back to me all proud."
Zoro could feel every word on the shell of his ear, scorching.
"You bringing me back mice, Kitty?"Bookmarked by UnderwhelmingSeance
24 Mar 2026
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Number one rule for working the night shifts at the sketchy gas station in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere was to not look at them, and they would leave you alone. They weren’t even supposed to see you if you didn’t look at them - just flicker the lights, rattle some shelves, and inflict the fear of death into your bone marrow.
Then, one night, one of them with stupid eyebrows and a serious attitude problem chose to come in only to start yelling at Zoro, who had done literally nothing to deserve it.
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23 Mar 2026
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
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02 Feb 2026