20 Bookmarks by TwoPenguinsinaBox
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Chance by Shalimar79
Fandoms: Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predators (2010), The Predator (2018)
11 Jun 2023
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After capturing a band of Bad Bloods, an Arbiter who is feeling his age finds himself in possession of a young human, a female sex slave who has known no other life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 268,845
- Chapters:
- 66/66
- Comments:
- 1,328
- Kudos:
- 1,306
- Bookmarks:
- 228
- Hits:
- 64,735
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
24 Feb 2025
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Venom notices it on probably week three. And he doesn’t say anything then because, frankly, he assumes it’s cancer.
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Eddie and Venom make a series of huge mistakes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,969
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 319
- Kudos:
- 10,450
- Bookmarks:
- 1,331
- Hits:
- 93,847
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
21 Feb 2025
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To him, the spring of '98 is about sex and funerals.
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(Or: the big, bold, rocky, and epic post-war story.)
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Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,602
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 982
- Kudos:
- 7,497
- Bookmarks:
- 2,669
- Hits:
- 123,247
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
29 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The kind of writing that feels like coming home.
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i cradle the world in my hands (you are my world) by Charlie_Balle
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Feb 2026
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An Arcane series where I give everyone who deserves it a gentler ending.
Including found family, mended relationships, hurt/comfort, angst, and all the fluff you could want
Featuring mainly Isha, Jinx, Vi, and Caitlyn
- Words:
- 235,839
- Works:
- 33
- Bookmarks:
- 871
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
24 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Gorgeous and very sweet, gotta love Chembaron!Jinx and Mama!Jinx all rolled into one. Vi and Caitlyn are also done especially well, and I like this interpretation of Caitlyn's character a lot better than many of the others I've read.
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Forward, but Never Forget/XOXO by Lullabyes
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
03 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 1,974,453
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 41
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
15 Jan 2025
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The Problem Universe by Wyste
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
30 Apr 2019
- Words:
- 222,341
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 2,463
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
05 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Genuinely the best character read of the HP cast I've ever seen, in terms of keeping them true to form. Absolutely stunning writing, I've come back for a re-read over and over again for the better part of a decade without any regrets.
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don't blame the stork by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2024
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Harry feels a little adrift after the war, so Magic decides he needs a baby, Magical Britain decides he needs to be Minister, and Voldemort decides he needs some company.
Daddymort Fest 2024 submission! Prompt: "Minister for Magic Harry has his hands full with raising his son, Tom, while also looking for a potential partner as a good influence on Tom. He needs someone Tom could look up to and respect, not like the failed relationships that Tom has terrorized out the door. Well maybe they've both finally met their matches when time-traveler Voldemort comes into the picture."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,427
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 124
- Kudos:
- 3,235
- Bookmarks:
- 868
- Hits:
- 23,667
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
03 Jan 2025
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Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.
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- Part 2 of Crime and Punishment
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 213,711
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Collections:
- 44
- Comments:
- 3,242
- Kudos:
- 17,301
- Bookmarks:
- 6,416
- Hits:
- 723,540
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
26 Nov 2024
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Doesn’t cast out that wretched woman. Becomes an unwilling father. Tries not to hate his son.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,631
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 53
- Kudos:
- 1,453
- Bookmarks:
- 246
- Hits:
- 11,418
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
18 Sep 2024
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Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Oct 2016
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A really long redemption story.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 89,998
- Chapters:
- 43/43
- Collections:
- 73
- Comments:
- 6,000
- Kudos:
- 32,297
- Bookmarks:
- 8,014
- Hits:
- 827,161
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
04 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Beautiful beautiful piece of perfection. Flawless.
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Magical means failed to track the boy down, but Muggle means proved surprisingly successful. It seems whoever placed the child in this situation didn’t consider Muggles dangerous – very few of us do, after all. (And perhaps that was our gravest mistake, regarding young Mr. Potter.) But if a lone reporter can track the boy down so easily, then how easy would it be for a vengeful Dark witch or wizard to do the same?
For the Boy Who Lived, now the tender age of 10, is not training with Gringotts cursebreakers. He is not learning under the careful tutelage of Albus Dumbledore. He is not basking in the lap of luxury while training with masters of defense, and he is certainly not in good hands. No, Harry Potter is living with Muggles. Muggles who despise him.
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Rita Skeeter investigates the boa constrictor incident and snags herself the story of the century.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,558
- Chapters:
- 5/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 230
- Kudos:
- 1,379
- Bookmarks:
- 380
- Hits:
- 17,472
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
21 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Absolutely beautiful, I've never loved Rita Skeeter or Amelia Bones more than I do in this fic.
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- Words:
- 373,077
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 5,221
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
16 Jul 2024
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The Liar's Curse by OrangeJuice (Diomedes)
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
22 Nov 2022
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Percival Graves has been cursed by Grindelwald to die a long-drawn out death. Albus Dumbledore has the cure at a price he might not be willing to pay.
“Have you ever heard of The Liar’s Curse?” the professor asked.
Percival snorted derisively. “You’re suggesting Grindelwald cursed me because he has a favourite fairytale.”
“I’m suggesting he cursed you to force you to confess. I don’t know what secrets you’re harbouring but he has made certain they will eat you alive if you don’t get them out. It is up to you to decide if the truth, as a cure, would be better or worse.”
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Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
10 Jan 2024
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Being a correspondence between Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore, Grand Sorcerer, Supreme Mugwump, etc., and the prisoner Gellert Grindelwald, of some decades in length.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,284
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 334
- Kudos:
- 5,747
- Bookmarks:
- 2,136
- Hits:
- 108,096
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
16 Dec 2023
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Harry Potter takes care of a man he hates in a broken universe.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 110,791
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 685
- Kudos:
- 1,152
- Bookmarks:
- 328
- Hits:
- 26,434
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
17 Nov 2023
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"The world believes Lord Voldemort's been dead since 1981. And he wishes for it to stay that way, thank you."
The story J.K. Rowling was too much of a coward to write. A series of canon divergent works completely overhauling the lore and characters of Harry Potter. The main story is Retired Prometheus, where Lord Voldemort is dead…to the world, and Montgomery Goldsmith (a completely new and definitely unrelated character) becomes Hermione Granger’s mentor. Featuring:
* in-depth examinations of pureblood culture and politics,
* world building?? a painstaking amount of it actually,
* “bad” and “evil” characters who are humanized without having their actions excused,
* nuance, nuance, nuance,
* the author trying to get you to visit Montenegro,
* a token straight character (you’ll never guess who),
* experiencing The Horrors ft. Hermione Granger
* one man’s increasingly desperate attempts to avoid therapy,
* the world’s messiest relationship,
* and a thorough deconstruction of Lord Voldemort’s shitshow of a life.- Words:
- 617,532
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 80
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
08 Aug 2023
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Distortion Universe by LadyDae
Fandom Star Wars, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Nov 2020
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A series which started out as a fun Time-travel, alternate universe fix-it and has since evolved. The first two entries can be read in any order as stand-alone fics. However, I wrote Force Distortion first and reading How to Take Empire first takes away from the air of mystery in Force Distortion, though doing so does add a fair amount of dramatic irony.
1) Force Distortion: A fun time-travel story featuring an Ahsoka Tano and Anakin Skywalker from an alternate timeline who assist "Canon" Ahsoka Tano and Anakin Skywalker avoid the terrible tragedy of Vader being born, RotS, and OT.
2) How to Take An Empire: The story of the Ahsoka Tano and Anakin Skywalker from the alternate timeline and how they... well, how they took the Empire.
3) It'll Be Like I Never Left: How the Anakin Skywalker from How to Take An Empire finds his true redemption.
More to come!
- Words:
- 303,062
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 505
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
01 Aug 2023
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Harry finds a better life with the basilisk, but that doesn't mean it's easy. From inter-being feuds, to bloody prophecies, to elven unrest, Harry is in the eye of a hurricane that will change the wizarding world forever.
Involving thestrals, merfolk, house elves, centaurs, acromantulae, and various other friends, denizens, and allies.
This series is: Queer in a multitude of ways. Morally complex. A massively canon-divergent AU. Filled with oc's and non-oc's. A story about relationships, love, trust, friendship, healing ... and revolution.
There are seven novel-length fics, plus a prologue (to leap and love the fall) and two longer stories (with courage unyielding and the gentle sunlight). The short story collection to journey on contains shorter stories set within the main timeline. All are posted in the correct reading order.
- Words:
- 406,531
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 5,313
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
31 Jul 2023
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In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them. The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.
Other consequences are not short-term at all.
Archived Author's Notes:
I was watching the Chamber of Secrets movie several years back when the scene in question began to play...and immediately I wanted to know what would happen if the wand had done what it was supposed to do. The answer got very complicated, very, *very* quickly.Blame Edgar Allan Poe for the title.
Beta work by Norcumi and Mrs_Stanley. Brit Spellcheck will be performed...soon.
*I use the first 7 books and the Tales of Beedle the Bard as canon, but there are moments from the films used because they left me with fun things to play with.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
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- Part 1 of Swung by Serafim
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 352,375
- Chapters:
- 45/45
- Comments:
- 5,676
- Kudos:
- 12,674
- Bookmarks:
- 5,107
- Hits:
- 531,511
Bookmarked by TwoPenguinsinaBox
02 Jul 2023